If they see u dey fresh, money don come be dat.......

If they see laptop for ur hand, u don become yahoo boi

Gooooood morning nairlanders.....






Share ur own thougt as welll





let there be fun here



kip it rocking




B'cos the world is coming to an end

* Every Sunday= Rice Meal.
* All Northerners are Muslims.
* All Calabar Ladies are good in bed.
* Rich Hausa Men are Alhaji, while poor ones are Aboki.
* On a date the guy should the bill.
* Wise akpors always post funny jokes.
* The older child must Wed....
* When travel abroad you become rich...
* Every noodles naa Indomiee..
* No sex on fist date
(dnt touch me, we just met)
* No Calabar is a virgin....
* Igbo girls like Money..
* Yoruba girls are dirt
* Mix maltina & peak milk= blood tonic
* Any area boy na chelsea fans... Abi I lie?

Pls peers kindly help me. I found my name on the school merit list gunnin 4 banking & finance, bt couldnt find it my name the on jamb admission status site... Though i meet the cut off mark bt y

Glory beto God for all the things u hath done in my life this day, you make me accomplish it atlast. Despite the odds in jamb this year, u make me fly in glorious colour; glory be to ur holy name......

198 in jamb, 59% in p.utme, gunnin 4 banking & finance..... God complete ur work on my gaining admission into YCT this yr wit the rest here.....jamb reg:-36376399HB,,,Surname:-Alabi

Is dis real nd true. And to the guy dat bring dis issue did u see admitted on ur profile in the post utme forum......

Hw much is tne tuition fee for eduational courses as at last yr. 2ndly, which 1 be d 150k dat nigga dey tqlk abt.

Oga me sir, hw is ur day? Hw far abt the answer thinx u promised today

mayorall:




Maybe i was busy with registration or you called my airtel or etisalat numbers. Those are mainly used for browsing on my BB and tablet.

oya big boy thinx..

mayorall:


Boss. You are not talking to a kid nah. Cool down next time. I have tried all I could to get the answers from school but all efforts been futile. I just gave it to a linguistic student doing his post graduate at OAU yesterday. I went to Ife because of it or do you want me to give anyhow person to solve it and do rubbish?. By tomorrow, the answers would have been ready. Remember I advertised past question not past question and answers.

hmmm mr man u're a real icko guy **business thinx** wetin be answer thinx, no chiichi for u.. No gat no xcuses because ave nt heard a pst qst without no answer to it atall.. I called u 2day aint pickin my call, anyhw pls i nid it asap, guys dey broke. If admissn thinx don click by God's grace u self go dey smile to ur bank a/c

Aminat508: @ BJ Khaleed add me on 2go Ameenah688, am also going for education courses:::

am nt on 2go bt mainly on fb, nd mind u try nd re-check ur p.utme registration because mine ave bin changed 4rm ipetu-ijesa to ikire.

@ mayorall u reallly fumbled. How can u send a past qst without no answer to it i mean 2012 & part of 2011

Pls can sm1 describe how to get to ipetu- ijesa from lagos.. An early reply will be appreciated.

Pls hw much is the tuition fee for poly ibd & hw many subject do they set in total. reply ASAP

Pls is the form still on sale.

Pls i chose dem for 2nd choice more preferred, wot is my stake b4 obtainin the form 4rm the bank. Reply ASAP

Seylad2009: The Cbt and post utme is d same,Don't pay 4 change of Institution now,u'l pay after been given admission but change poly ib to first choice and 2nd wen fillin d post utme(cbt) form..
Goodluck.

hp it wont affect the skuls i chosed in jamb. 2ndly, must i put them in 1st & 2nd choice wen registerin online[i.e after the login with e-payment]

Is it quarter final we're playin in our nxt game or round 16.
Secondly, if likely is round 16 is the nxt qualification which 4 countries will dey join it 2 make it 16 countries.

I am the greatest liar on earth can you beat that:-
(1) Patient ebele jonathan is my mother but i disown her
(2) I was the one dat loan dangote money to start up his business.
(3) As i dey talk now president goodluck jonathan dey sleep for my house bt me nd ibb dey smoke weed for outside my compound.
(4) I am the reason why cris brown left rihanna
(5) I sent #1000 card to obama fashola con dey flash me make i send #200 card for am.....

OYA! CHALLENGE ME WITH YOURS IF YOU CAN........

For where if i hear say arsenal win 1 talkless of 4 trophies. If it happens na dat day cr7 will move to liverpool wit £51m...

young-dude:
Arsenal Winning a Treble [champions league, EPL, F.A CUP] under their economist Coach next season!

funny dude...

@ jeleel1987_ am gunnin 4 bus edu, 2nd choice, non- indigene, 198 in jamb-- wot are my chances
2. Pls is the excercise oral or computer base test.
3. Can i make payment 4rm the skul bank.

Torres signin to QPR FOR £18M in the next season.. [color=#550000][/color]

Football imposibities::--
1. Reading winning the champions league.
2. Messi moving to stoke city
3. Robben having the most assist in england
4. Peter crouch winnind the ballon D'or
5. Luiz suarez not receiving a red card in a season.
6. Westbrom winning the EPL.
7. Mancity not sacking manuel pellegrini...
<<<< feel free to add yours... Let the game start.

No comment. Dis thread is educative culturally, so please lets contribute

yoji: Did u jus appear on earth yestday? We are tired of this arguement and frankly I don't think anybody is interested anymore.

in arguement u learn some things even more than u'v heard. Infact 4rm d quote at op i mean 'of recent'.. Is dat understood?

Who is the best player btw messi of barcelona & ronaldo of madrid.


Judge sincerely

Does it require filling them in jamb before obtaining their form.

Bolaji bjkhaleed alabi is my username on fb