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he told me in a vision that he is coming to Nigeria first and that is this sunday but he will pass by at your place so be ready! 


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[size=4pt]am  i now Pastor Adeboye  [/size]

maybe folks here just give email addresses away for spam , there are robots that pick live email adddress from especially forums, search the info ya self and if you want to post email addies, dont make them "live"

know many of those email addresses will be filled with spam already :

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luv2talk:
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!walahi this is real,i just register on the site and they email me #100 credit, its a pity that i don't us e mtn,but i think its time to buy one now, this is real,thanks alots chris4ever, you are great, maygod bless you amen

lol at your foto of black Jesus  but hey indeed go ask Pope John Paul (Dog) - I know the catholics wont like this. That guy knows that the picture of proclaimed Jesus and Black Madonna there in Rome isnt the fake blond guy with blue eyes you and I have grown up to know as Jesus Christ.

sure it will be and DEFINITELY will not with or through Adeboye's vision, WE the NIGERIAN people needs to work hard but also we need to be transparent, honest, and straight-forward. We need to come to terms with various issues. We need to get rid of any sort of corruption in the system. We need to start from every single Nigerian, get a gradual change of mind-sets--- have an objective of totalling transforming our country.

I have been out here and I have see how transparent and open many economies are all around the world. Also, I have seen that hardwork does pay when policies and laws are in place and functioning.

Nigeria will be a GREAT country when all the-over-150million-NIGERIANS recognise deep within themselves that it isnt God in the skies or Adeboye that would make NIGERIA the greatest nation in the world but just by the works of their bare hands. Ofcourse with the help of whatever you believe in : Allah, God, Budda, Jah, and the lists go on!

It is a gradual process and it will only come through when we work hard and not forgetting the morals and principles. Europe didnt became EU over night and USA didnt in 2 seconds so ---


I am sorry it might be harsh but that is the truth right there, truth hurts but when one accept it. It does set one free from all the shackles you can ever imagine.

and why does he have to post that online for u to see`

ugonna0071:
well, i registered with my stocbroker sometimes last year, and the only thing i got was an sms  from TRADEALERT (Service of the NSE), which said that i wll be notified of  off all stock transactions in my CSCS acct. i was also given an ID and  this web site for enquiry www.nse-cscstradealert.com.

what sort of site is that?

more ladies---more cheddars for the bread :p

make accurate calculations, egt ur long and lat, know ur elevation and all should be fine. know the time sun is on the equator (N or S) then u shall get al things in place. there are various sites for info. any questions, holla @ me

You see---the fact still remains. There are many brain-washed people [morons] in that place called Nigeria. Too sad for all of una! Do you see real poverty around you while your yeye pastors dey fat? Fela talk him own until he died and all of you are still being fooled to the bottom

I am glad the brave once opened their brains sometimes ago and realised where religion was heading and what it is all about. Hey people, that God you are looking for is in you and forget what anyone would say about talking to God. He was probably seeing Pamela Anderson in his dreams--- and he can as well masturbate after his fantasies

No wonder why some Nigerian pastors are arrested for various crimes here when they come for their whatever "missionary" mission. You should go to China and see many of ya pastors in jails there; then you will know what you are believing and wasting your sundays on---

naija people with them wahala  Adeboye can go ahead and suck a fat d.i.c.k

Last night I saw a vision too, and God talked to me that miquest & ola4u will win the green card to the US and that all nairalanders will have a prsperous 2008 plus uncountable wealth. 

Now nairalanders, don't go to work - stay at home, suck mum's boobies or then just smooch your wife [fuckbuddy] and you'll think my vision will come through? nah, 

between, that was quite kinky dream/vision   

if it is possible to send the forms to UBA via email, then I better do that as I can not trust that a parcel will ever arrive to Nigeria in 1-2 weeks 

UBA NRN holders, is it possible to transfer funds from your UBA account to GTB account for example online?

Also does it UBAremit work from other European countries like Sweden? I could see from the site, that it is meant for people in UK, US and Canada. I might be wrong though, kindly correct me please

Teenom:
@bjluv

Used to toy with the Idea of doing Grad School in Gothenburg but decided to stay in Germany.Where are u based?

Sorry havent been here for a long time, Sweden would have been kinda nice though. Anyways im practically between Sweden/Finland (my ass cant be in one place-lol) how has it been with UBA's NRN? I havent got time to send their forms yet and thinking i might enter naija next year then prob will do my issues then if i eventually go ther

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naija = CRT
LCD better than Plasma


where in alaba can u get someone to repair LCD/Plasma for u and for naija , CRT o jare :d

money peroid!

to the guy with fotos of Lagos: we all made it ended that way

and about the language issue, well if Lagos state wants the language to be used in all aspect of life, they could according to the law. Lagos is a state in Nigeria just like all other states too with their own legislations under the country,NIGERIA.

when you go to many countries around the world, you will see that their language comes first and then official languages. Nigeria is to some extent all about the "English" fever. I wonder how many of you can write 1 page A4 letter completely in your own language. Let's make it easy: make a full complete sentence in your language without any English word,

For any entity to progress, their language and culture must be fully utilised and Lagos, any state in Nigeria and NIGERIA as a whole is no exemption.
To EloSela and the other poster Rich-whatever, I think you are both kinda sick with your comments though,

Let's try to make a situation where things work out for us and stop this funny issue about the oil in ND. What will happen to all una oil self when the developed economies utilise suistainable energy and crude oil is no more in demand? Will you start exporting palm kernels

kool, new on the NSE scence too---have always prefered my things over there in Europe. Will be coming in with the Bagco and Zenith _{[not yet out]} and some other insurance stocks for now and be watching how naija plays dem ball. Dont know a word about dangote flour. I remeber I was told to get Dangote sugar back in 2006 if I remebered right and my answer was, "No ay for investment in naija, dont trust dem naija boys like that" But I am now trying it out to see how it unfolds,

Well I am at it now earning my own sheddar so I think I should be awake for now

true that lomah,

thinking i should hit NSE around Dec/Jan then try to drop them off around Oct-Dec '08 depending on the market, what are u doing up late? watching naija stocks?

[quote="elampiro "]You don't need to fear. All you need do is to use any bank of your choice that you can easily monitor your transactions online via internet. You may also request for an account officer whom you can rely on to give you information on 24/7 about your account. An account officer is a bank staff usually a marketer or relationship manager who manages your account, provide you information and solve your complaints.

Once you are able to secure an account officer from your bank, you become more of an insider. If he or she does not manage your account to your satisfaction you request for another account officer.[/quote]Sounds like u are in for UBA. Well, I am leaning more to their side I guess and I should be opening a current account soon. Let's see the way it goes. Not fine, then I will pack my bags off 

[quote=" Panache"]I use Zenith for my naira account (superb e-banking) and recently I have tried UBA NRN for dorm. The e-service from these banks is more than impressive. UBA will get your dollar to the US in less than  3 days, no stories. Good feedback from the account reps too. Kudos to Ms. Pat and Mr. Tope of UBA NRN. Keep up the good job.[/quote]have exchanged couple of emails with Ms. Pat.C and I can tell she knows what she is doing and does what she should do. Friendly customer service and nice advise via email. It couldnt have been better, hope the quality of service remains excellent or gets even excellent  Well  you all know what I mean 

thanks aylala2002 for the analysis,

From your post, it seems the insurance stocks are sort of hot cake for the year 2008 til Dec. Is it reasonable to go for 2000units of LASACO & UNIC and 1000 of Sovereign Insurance with a Dec 2008 cashout plan. What would you suggest?

@Jakumo. Thank for your line-true that!

Hey could someone please tell me where the Zap that fucking monkey Adeboye met God and He told him that about Nigeria? He has come again---he should shut his trap!

I remember back in those days when my neighbours gave their only TV, their belongings and income to this monkey head Adeboye's church in the hope of becoming more rich. Go ask them if they got 10x the number of donated TV like God has promised through Adeboye?   nah!!! Still many Nigerians like them are still fooled into this B.S

He sure wont do that round here  really. Over here, people dont need to go see a pastor every sunday and the economy runs fine and people live honest and peaceful lives. That liar like all the rest of them can go and lick a congo monkey's ass  

Adeboye my black ass! Just another 419 [criminal] hiding under the church's skin---

@elampiro, so having an account there might definitely be a big risk then.
Now I have to think b4 the next step, UBA, Oceanic or notatall bank plc

1st one and trying to make my folks smile---it aint easy but, all 1st ones know they have a duty so no hassle

@Kosovo, what is FTA  and what is Sat TV? 

Almost not all are Arabic,  I presently do not reside in Naija but from my end here, I can boastfully say I get well enough english speaking channels, enough music channels, movie channels, sport channels [them premiership, UEFA and co], adult channels, _{if you would ask} plus African channels and AIT that the few Arabic channels can continue selling them Indecency to Arafat 

eni to mo we lo mo way o jare

@madeonline, if you are stil there and still on this site, could you please inform me if you could still get me a CSCS number? I have also requested to your gmail account,

if you have ya own yard and the money---buy the equipments and a big---i mean very big dish for ya self plus receivers & other small things and you can get loads of free channels from abroad without paying no DSTV or HiTV or even self YourTV or wetin una dey call am

I can come and install one for u if you have the money to pay to buy equipments and flight from here and everlasting  satellite channels for you. For God's sake, naija! 

all of y'all need to go get dreamweaver + the adobe products and be the master of web & graphic designing

[quote="B.h.o.n.y "]hi bjluv,
i suggest u open an account with oceanic bank.it has a package for Nigerians in the diaspora.u can access the a/c from any location, but at the moment their website is undergoing renovation or upgrading ,so you may not be able to effect transactions from on the net but u can send scanned copy of your instructions for withdrawals.[/quote]thnx for your concerns on Oceanic-do you also work at Oceanic? If you do, could you tell me if it is possible to send money from my diapora account to my sister's account @ GTB

I called that bank (ozumba) all the way from Europe and the person I talked with on the phone spoke with me like I was calling from Oshodi olosha or something,  And if it wasnt my dad who advised me to go there, what the _Zap am I looking for with naija banks? I have accounts in Iceland, Sweden, Finland, US and UK because of various investments and I do not have to go through this sort of thing so not to talk of where I am from 

Naija get too much problems really---they wont dare do this sort of thing round here. It is  my _Zap.i.n.g money I am bring to your bank so that you could use it to do various businesses and safe ya self before CBN comes with another blow and it isnt right you treat us customers like trash. I wont take that from any bank in naija-period!

The worst thing, is that I wont invest in that place, wont take my money there and would rather go to other emerging economies to do business

Will speak with UBA sometimes next week --- let's see the way their own NRN goes. If not fine, I will divert to another country
chikena!

@odedele, do you work for them? 

The website  is taking ages to load and [s]not to talk of the fact that I can not even open the Internet Bankling link to know if it is secured or not  [/s]

Opened the link with flash me cash but I wasnt impressed. thanks though

PS:-
Is it First Inland that copied UBA's account opening form or UBA copied? 

@pamit---pls oga, I need info on the Scholarship thing. Got someone that would like to come and get masters

@janami, used to live around that area. I wonder how the place is now,


@ufobabe, my Dad introduced me to Oceanic and would like that I open an account with you guys and I was thinking the NID account so I called ya office and I was told that I can not send some money from Oceanic account to for example GTB because of security reasons,, na true?

[quote="Teenom"]@bjluv,
Hej!

Use UBA NRN/Brokers. I live in Germany and this is the way to go for now. 350K for starters!1 stop shop. Read through this thread. I just registered and the Service is very satisfactory. Blitz fast email correspondence and happy customers, Email NRN <NRN@ubagroup.com> for more details. Thanks to this thread I didnt sign up with CSL.

Ask Tonyjon and Naijadr:-)[/quote]Hejsa/Hei/Hej/Morjens/Goddág

Seems you have walked on the Scandi soils before. Thanks for your comment. I will have to send an email to them or probably call on Monday after work. Do you think a current account is adviseable in Nigeria since I am not living there and would just be able to buy shares and send some money to who I want from the account. I will like to have a relationship manager though but from the website, only current account holders have a manager. Is this true?

I should swing the UBA's way somehow too,