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sexytammy:
u got d doe?

Wouldnt like to sound like I just won 99million lottery but there is enough to make you wiggle

yesma, thanx O!

---You fit be my Cyber/English teacher?

sexytammy:
teacher bjluv, there's a diff btwn cyber language and english language. yes i spelt might as mite but that is cyber language for u, and anybody with half a brain would know that.

in this case the OP can't speak any at all, be it cyber language or english language

Madam cute/sexy tammy/lips

I grab but e be like say I no get half brain---maybe na obanikoro the gurl come from self

sexytitan:
There aint no pussy in the world better than mine
(Rah Digga in Touch It Rmx part 2)

How true is that?


mine goes:
If America is the United States of America, then why can't Africa be the United States of Africa. And if England, is the United Kingdom, then why can’t Africa unite all the kingdoms and become United Kingdom of Africa? - Wyclef Jean, Million Voices.

sexytammy:
ok it mite not really help her but at least it will spare us nairalander's the torture

mite or might 

Too much grammartologist for this nairaland self  Abeg no bite me O!

Hey rosecare, if you are reading this now, you probably need to go back to Nursery 1 or something and please forget about that dude.

i wish---wish---wish---

wish, damn tongue is twisted. Wish I could go for a coffee or something with these guys

Is it me or something is wrong?

In as much as I would like to patronise and buy a house back there in naija, I am extra careful on how I initiate and actualise this.

I recently posted that I am looking for a property and I got few replies and one of them is from Sleekfun. I wanted to know where Ishashi is because I havent been in naija in a long time and I can not even say I know the whole of Lagos. Later I found out from google that it has to be somewhere around badagry.

Still not satisfied, I decided to look at all Sleekfun's post maybe he would have mentioned along the line where that property is actually situated and where is Ishashi. I was amazed at what I found:-

What he posted on my request:

Sleekfun:
Hello,
    Sequel to your paste,my company Estuary Ventures will like to offer to you an Uncompleted 4bedroom flat sited on 1plot of land at Ishashi area of Lagos/Ogun State.for sale price #2.2m asking, If interested please do contact us back the Estuary Ventures on 08054601115,08055638643.Remember some others we have but this is the one to paste now,

On another post:

Sleekfun:
we the J$M Enterprises,are given a big thanks to Seun for have produce this wonderfull forum,and also to all our clients who knows us majorly through this medium,with this websites our company has generates lots of partronage and through that we have realise much profits, Thanks to you alll,more grace to your elbow SEun,

                 FROM J$M ENTERPRISES.

And another:

Sleekfun:
This is Micheal from J$M ENTERPRISES,we have 1.5acres of land at Adeola Odeku,Victoria Island lagos for sale with existing structures on it going for #1.4b,if interested call us on 08055638643 or 08054601115.

So please, can you explain how come J$M ENTERPRISES share the same mobile phone contact numbers with Estuary Ventures? Don't get mad if you see this, I am just being careful man!  An explanation would be appreciated before I dig my graves while I see it 

sleekfun, where is Ishashi

I'd mind my own biz at least that is the way things are round here---sorry if mine is a wrong answer

just wish and hope you could get one from here if that is the way you think you would get one. Prefer to do the hunting when I am back there but will I ever À mà ntí dàgbá O!

Got to get some sleep

seen couple of fotos (like we use to spell it round here) of some girls and they're fo sure fine---

@poster, tell me how ya mama look like before spitting game at them girls here and I can introduce you to a very old miss at my work place and you'll sure start to masturbate ASA u see her! lol and no kiddin'

end of tori man!

to the topic---

She's On Fire in bed last night




I like that Craig David's song

will that team even beat Suomi team as I dey look am now?

we are no more number 1

that match looked like a friendly

well we all knew that Ivory Coast isnt/wasnt going to be an easy cake

why enter the next flight?

Game over!

Nigeria 0 - 1 Ivory Coast

3mins extra time

Nigeria0 - 1Ivory Coast

this whole team is a joke

no be him fault o jare---he no know them boys for Oshodi play well
3 mins to 90mins full game!

this looks like a friendly to me :O

romeo:
Ohh my bad!! i was in the kitchen

How is the food going because I can't even get off my seat to make dinner

Nigeria 0 - 1 Ivory Coast
66th minute goal from Kalou

great keeper--our keeper just saved a nice shot now from the Ivorian corner kick.


That referee get problem no be small.

2nd half
still 0 - 0

na so O---our boys are not charging at all like dem SanDiego chargers o jare

first half over
0 - 0

that was a clear penalty for naija and the useless slowpoke referee even gave yellow card

where is that referee from btw? I think he has got a brain tumour.


We missed a chance now