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obonujoker:
🚨 BREAKING: #mufc are understood to have rejected early bids for Scott McTominay amid mounting interest in the midfielder.

McTominay is out of contract next year but United have the option of an additional year and the club regards McTominay as an important squad member with high value. [MEN]

Koni ye anybody that wants to retain this guy nansense

Mtcheew!

Thomthom:
Abeg who comot one kind of ant for inside mango, the put am inside Dunlop sleepers.. the ant go dey make one kind noise if we put am for ear. Who did boju boju oo, Oloro mbo oo Shey kin si.. That game dey spoli Children aswear

E be like say na that Alabumbum you dey talk about wey we dey tie rope to and e go dey fly about while you run after it with the rope

ValCon888:
I was still a young child in this era.

Still, I remember when we see the egrets fly, we would sing "chekeleke] give me white" to get white markings on our fingers.

I recall, rolling old tires down the street, playing "suwe" or flying kites.

You could be poor, but still afford good food to eat. Back then, you could travel on a night bus from lagos to maiduguri and nothing will happen.

@the bolded is lekeleke😁

Offpoint1:
We dey guard N100 card that time with maximum security untill 12:00am ( If you flash 1 alakoba wey pick and your 1N is gone, you go come dey beg friends and family to transfer you N5 on FNF)
Era wey free 10mb go carry you like 2 weeks, bois dey hustle free browsing cheatz upandan. Respect to Sefan and Waptrick. Heartbreak was when you get mind download something of 1mb and downloading failed at 96% 1mb was like 10gb and the download dey take 50 years to reach 100%

Walahi🤣😂, @the bolded is true in those days mehn

mostob:
ESR not Martinelli.

Oh! Okay, thanks.

Martinelli ball watching Baily till he scored whereas he supposed to have closed him down

😂
This team can’t disappoint sha🤣😆

This wayray coach still wan make I curse while fasting. WTF! Is a trashford starting in the line up? Make we no play draw arbeg but Liverpool flog us like 7 again. Mtcheew!

Dannydavito:
INDOMIE GENERATIONS. Between 2000 till date. Shimi ( female underwear) became extinct.

Na only shimi you see? E get one skirt dem ladies back then dey wear as their underwear that shows underneath. I mostly saw white colors then. Life don spoil now no be small

If that coach sabi, e suppose switch Dalot cos Palmer has been having a nice time with him but he left him there till they brought madueke in again. You want to remove Hojlund, you can’t bring in amad but a lazy Rashford. After making that silly mistake, he made another one by subbing Garnacho that can still score his hatrick whereas. That coach for now no sabi even if they won’t sack him but give him another season

Leyqute:
E don clear tipetipe, we are just reaffirming it for those wey never know. The two goals Garnacho scored yesterday, Rashford would never score them. But bro thinks he’s the second coming of Martin Luther King Jnr and Genghis Khan.

That guy has been playing like he isn’t interested in football anymore. I was happy when I saw him on the bench thinking that stupid coach has learnt his lesson but it’s like he doesn’t know what he is doing. Pressure dey en head

This project of a thing Ineo want to start, I can only believe them if all these players are not there next season including those medical nansense people; Rashford, Martial, Casemiro, Anthony, TomuNil, Malacia, and Dr. Shaw. Any coach be it Hag or new one should also be able to bench Bruno anytime and bench anyone not performing if not, nothing would change.

Na now e dey clear for their eyes say Rashford no be better player at all smh! I don dey spam here since last year say e no good at all. A player that played with Rooney and co and hasn’t gotten better or improved at all is the one they compared with Mbappe then 😂

Judolisco:
bobrisky no be Muslim

That one is lost since he started transgender

This femi Adebayo truly fall hand. As a good Muslim, you can reject if you are not supporting it. Haram is haram there is no way you can make it good or healthy

alimiadedayo1:
pls get out of my d.m idiot

alimiadedayo1:
God bless people are daft.. People that think they are intelligent are the most stupid human being on earth.. so just because dollar went down 1200 in day by default everything will just go down I don't understand my people again

Which category do you fall? Cos if you think well, you should know prices should come down as well as it inflated when dollar was higher and goods stored were bought cheaper then too

Cindypresh:
Crazy woman...okporoko, lol

Go and tell your husband that God will destroy him first before he destroys this country.

Hi, please are you a data analyst?

Stupid adviser, just imagine you think you have been sleeping with your husband and you gave birth to 3 children but at the end of the day, your husband hasn’t been the one sleeping with you unknowingly. How will you feel taking care of the children you someone else own and been sleeping with you?

Hello nairalanders, please I am looking for an engineer who can service these plotters or anyone who have an engineer who can. They are large format printers and direct image photo printing machines. Thanks

@freiburger @r231, please help me push to front page

Healthrelatedjo:
If you are in Lagos state,just take the machines to computer village

Computer village? Not really sure they repair something like that there

Hello nairalanders, please I am looking for an engineer who can service these plotters or anyone who have an engineer who can. They are large format printers and direct image photo printing machines. Thanks
@mod, please help me push to front page

Hello, please I just received a mail invitation for NSIA virtual test. What kind of questions are being asked and is it a video interview session?

But that Buhari led administration doesn’t affect the present administration from spending anyhow on themselves. Continue o

It was so terrible. Meanwhile, before that I did Gems company virtual test too but didn’t submit at all. This particular one pained me cos its a journey into tech training but It is well sha

Same thing happened again second time when the time left was 30mins+ omo! I was just laughing at the monitor and wanted to give up but thank God, I did 125 questions within that 30mins

Please, has anyone gotten a mail after the test? What happened to me while answering the test that day wasn’t good at all. I think about 1hr plus I was on the second question which is from 1-100 and mistakenly go back on the page. Had to start all over again

I just pity people who still believes Tinubu will change anything in this country. Sit somewhere in your room, think deeply about all this leaders. Which of them ever stayed in Nigeria to treat themselves? Did they leave their children in the country to study rather they would take them out of the country. Meanwhile, I don’t think any of the politicians abroad will ever come here in Nigeria for medical check up or send their children to school here. We are just an educated ediot here without thinking at all. We go to school but still, ignorance living inside most people. Anybody who wants the country to be better will live by example cutting all cost down not wasting money on what is not necessary while the citizens are starving.

If the military get sense, na wetin suppose happen be this but no money don enter their head too. Dem suppose go arrest all the present and past leaders

Na now daybreak for your own side. Since when has Nigeria failed? If Nigeria will be great again, it starts from us all and numbed 1 problem which is government

Aesthetic and easy discharge of rainfall. Also, heat reduction compare to all these low roofs