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honeypie311: Introducing.....i bet you know him?

uhhh he's cute in a boyish way

tellwisdom: because they lack so many things we guys crave for....

things like what

Like seriously try not to insult me this hot sunday afternoon. I saw a funny picture and decided to share.... I didn't ask for it to be placed on the front page sooooooo plzzzzzzzzz park well

cindyrella: chei so love don die? Oh what a wicked world!

@op, Abeg who kill am? You attend the burial?

I killed it/him/her with my AK-4 ... Should v gone 4 sumthg bigger cos it/he/she did not die completely or some1 move it cos d grave is empty

Don't think there's anythg wrong.... But itz gona be awkward

I dunno if this is the right section but just saw this and thought I should share

Are u serious. Do you expect ladies to dress anyhow just because they don't want guyz to approach them. The funny thing is that what you see as gorgeous may be termed Simple to another. meaning a lady may jeje put on her tees n jeans to go and buy pepper down d street but u'll see her dressing as gorgeous.lol

Uhh

sorry I know its not funny but I can't help it

M M M: Op
Don't worry when d both of u re through,

I will be yours

I like u type of nyash

SMH

she is high on sumthg for her to still say shez in luv

Nope

Don't make it an issue. there is a tendency that the more you bring it up,the more u push him away and @ the end of the day u may give him a reason to leave.

mrkels: If you want to flex then go and get a job and flex yourself. If you can't, then open your legs for him. So you think he ll just flex you because you are you abi? PS: the more he gives you money the higher he dislikes you too becuause he's not getting returns. This attitue you have has made lots of men loose respect in women and women such as your self have no value in our eyes, after all, shey na flexn u want? How much can you spend? Come and flex and I would wound ur punny. As simple as abc.

well said... Cnt stop laughing but on a serious note is she serious

Although contract jobs are a lil shaky with Total, they are far better than banking jobs. Look @ the banking sector 2day, u'll see that no one is safe there. Total jobs ( sum level of contract staff that am aware of) cums with accomodation( usually hotels), feeding and other benefits. I'll rather work with total that pays 500k than a bank that pays the same 500k. You just have to work really hard

R u kidding.. You said u love him and vice versa, do u know there are women wishing to be in your position. Have you considered the fact that if you say NO he may look for another person willing to say YES. In the next 3yrs he's gona b 38 and maybe to him that's too late to start a family. I think the fact that you are still thinking about your independence after school means "You love him enough to let him go and not enough to hold on tight" my two cent

Obviously.. Read d address agn "SHOP 81"

Mine is working..you shd go to etisalat office n complain cos u may keep kallin customer care 4 days n nuthg will hpn.. Hapnd to me not too long ago,mine was for 4 bloody dayz

Simple, he loves me even in situations when I totally hate myself......he screams a lot but then he is the best. there are just something words can not explain, but in summary, I love him cos he's a true father

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Skanas: Bros am 99% sure its not fishy...o.She is pregnant if u actually made luv to her 2days to her period without protection...let me explain it to u in a simple way...2weeks after her last period,she starts ovulating(egg production).This will continue for the next two weeks of which if it doesn't see any s.perm cell to fertilize it,it ruptures,turns to blood and flows out(menstration)....but then in ur case,u made your s.perm available,fertilized the eggs and prevented her menstral flow... NOTE:@all thats from my secondarian biology knowledge.Medical pratitioners indahouse pls correct me if am wrong

You are 100% wrong. A lady can't get pregnant 2days be4 her period except she,herself, doesn't know about her cycle. A lady's cycle is usually 28-32 days although longer or shorter cycle is possible. Usually a lady ovulate on d 14th day of a 28 days cycle (varies) signs of ovulation; clearer and stringy discharge that helps the sperm swim, other symptoms may include pimples, cramps @ d lower right side, change in body temp, headaches etc. Unlike men, women have just 5 days fertile prd, max 6days which is few days before ovulation and about 2days after ovulation. Delay in seeing her prd(datz if she calculated well and has a regular cycle) maybe due to birth control pills(if she took any) ,STRESS, change in diet,exercise or just her hormones messing with her. I just don't understand why women don't study their bodies

Paul John: Ivory Coast, except for language barrier. Then Ghana

I HATE Ivory Coast, it smells.. Ghana all the way

ashybabs: i want u to read my response and curse the idea that made u upload ur pic and ask descent people to rate u. Lemme tell u, physicaly id give u a 6(witout prejudice a 7), bt when i start to tink of what made u do dis its only a pity we cant see ur hands properly else we would have noticed the elevation of ur fist which will clue us that u are a plain imbeclile, i bet from d looks u past 18, so id only advice u get ur priorities straight or if there is lack of thoes, u cud go masturbate

mamae: Have you ever try rice with milk and sugar?

Macaroni, liquid milk n lil sugar

I served in borno..... Wasn't really funny @ that time( but when I look back @ it, I laff n cry @ d same time) but I survived so did sum butty ladies n gents. If you can't re-deploy have faith in God and he'll see you through

Mynd_44: Seriously guys on Nairaland nag more than pregnant women.

Lol

* rolling on the floor* if I call him by his name he'll ask if a guy is beside me . Might not baby but def a pet name

A Bushman picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead father, who he misses very much. Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out.

His wife sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him.

She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and smacks her husband against the head screaming:

"You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over? Now I know you have been cheating on me all this while"

The case was taken to court and evidence (mirror) was there to prove the allegations.... ............... .

To this very day, the bushman's case has not been resolved

Homar: Why is this joke not in the front page Thats why i took a break . @ op nice joke lol

lol thankz ... Read it sumwer

Never force children to Pray. At
dinner, a little boy was ordered to
lead in prayer...
BOY- But i dont know how to pray
DAD- Just pray for your family
members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
BOY-"Dear Lord"he started
Thank u for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they wont come again.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my sister's clothes and
wrestled with her
on her bed.
This coming Christmas, pliz send clothes to all those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's
blackberry
and provide shelter for the
homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work.. AMEN