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Celebrities › Re: Between Footballers And Musicians Who Make More Money? by Blackeard(m): 5:58pm On Jul 16, 2016

Definitely Musicians

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Blackeard(m): 9:47am On Jun 29, 2016

Dud that's 55 years into the future. More very there are different writers and different timelines for comics.

TonySpike:
In the dark knight series, he was answering directly to POTUS. POTUS asked him to bring Batman, dead or alive. Read your comics, dude!

TV/Movies › Re: ARROW and THE FLASH fan page....... by Blackeard(m): 7:23am On Jun 29, 2016

Superman has never ever been a government boy

TonySpike:
By the way, superman has always been a government boy. That has been proven over and over again in the comics. I strongly don't know why his cousin will not follow government orders.

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:27pm On May 08, 2016

Bravo!!

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:15am On Mar 30, 2016

At least they're not like this other group I know. Those ones have trouble written all over them.

novakane:
After getting dreadful-looking tattoos somewhere between the hand and the arm, members of the al-shabaab have decided to adopt a new moniker... They now call themselves
"THE TERROR-WRISTS"

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Webmasters › Re: A Throwback Pic Of Nairaland Wayback 2005 by Blackeard(m): 10:32pm On Feb 27, 2016

Started from the bottom...

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Birthday Mate Finder...drop Ur Date Of Birth, by Blackeard(m): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2016

jermaie:
Sept. 21

same date

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:31pm On Feb 23, 2016

Painpill:
Just to update the house, I didn't get the job
However I got another in a factory that makes canoe paddles. It pays 1k an Oar.

whatever floats your boat

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:24am On Feb 23, 2016*

Just derived my own formula but my physics teachers disregarded it. To them, it wasn't a New thing (Newton)

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 11:23am On Feb 23, 2016

My Doctor told me he wanted stool samples from me.

I better get my shiiit together

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 12:04pm On Feb 18, 2016

I tried looking up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 12:03pm On Feb 18, 2016

So a one armed man walks into a second hand shop...

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:15pm On Feb 17, 2016*

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 7:20pm On Feb 16, 2016

Painpill:
Lol we should allow gay marriage in Nigeria? Cum on guys!

I wasn't gonna comment on this, Butt Fvck it.

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Properties › Re: How Much Would It Cost Me To Complete This 3Bedroom Bungalow? by Blackeard(m): 10:49am On Feb 16, 2016

allen0000:
Architects and Builders help me take a look at this plan, designed by me but I'm not an architect, builder or Engineer. Someone told me it will cost me 50-60m to finish this. Please how much will this cost, land is a dry land.

nah it'll just be roughly 42-48m

Properties › Re: How Much Would It Cost Me To Complete This 3Bedroom Bungalow? by Blackeard(m): 10:45am On Feb 16, 2016

OP upload the floor plan to be able to receive a more accurate estimate

Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:31am On Feb 16, 2016

Quit my job at the doughnut factory. I was fed up with the hole business.

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Phones › Re: Post The Screenshot Of Your Lockscreen by Blackeard(m): 1:17pm On Feb 14, 2016

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:51am On Feb 12, 2016

OneManLegion:
Last night, I was drunk and unsteady....so unsteady that I couldn't throw up.

I wish I'd been here earlier, I'd have given Blackeard and Eke47 a run for their money while remaining in one spot.

lol.

Fashion › Re: Does "Pink Lip" Really Attracts Ladies??? by Blackeard(m): 1:24pm On Feb 07, 2016

No it doesn't. It's just a fallacy

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 6:35am On Feb 06, 2016

Today my Gay uncle joined the Navy. He finally got his wish of being close to a lot of Sea Men.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:18am On Jan 31, 2016

I see said the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw.

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Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:07am On Jan 31, 2016

Regular Sex will make your day, but anal Sex will make your hole weak

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Celebrities › Re: Choose Your Favourite Rapper Below. by Blackeard(m): 1:39pm On Jan 18, 2016

Eminem, Kendrick, Tu Pac, and Drake.

Phones › Re: Malata Phone For N486,850 Or I Need A Pair Of Glasses? by Blackeard(m): 3:00pm On Jan 15, 2016

Maybe it can download food.

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Celebrities › Don Jazzy And Olamide Reconcile, Apologise To Fans by Blackeard(op): 9:40pm On Jan 03, 2016*

Finally!!!

Celebrities › Don Jazzy And Olamidr Reconcile, Apologise To Fans by Blackeard(op): 9:34pm On Jan 03, 2016

Finally

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Celebrities › Re: Davido's Tweet About Babymamas 5Years Ago by Blackeard(m): 5:31pm On Dec 31, 2015

Lmao. Eeya

Christianity Etc › Re: Why is Christ Embassy Charging 1000 Naira To Attend 31st Night Service? by Blackeard(m): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2015

Paying before entering the house of God is wrong on so many levels. Very wrong. I can never overemphasize how wrong this is.

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