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Wow I've found Narnia

Hmm this looks interesting. Can't read all the posts tho. Can a good Samaritan be kind enough to summarize everything for me. Thank you

Lol only ignorant people will call her a prostitute. She has worked hard to get where she is today. Really hard. Stop hating and strive to do better than her. She bought a house of 500billion? So what? She's single at 35? So what? It's only in Nigeria than people get angry when a female with that kind of net worth emerges. And who said she has to leave the house when she gets married? Let's all use our heads here and learn to associate with success instead of condemning it.

Can the phone download food?

mytime24:
Copy-copy


https://www.nairaland.com/2302863/6-best-ways-beat-girlfriend#33552757

lol oshey angel of remembrance

Buahahahaha hilarious man

mayorkyzo:
I 've never quite figured out why
the sèxual urges of men and women
differ so much.
And I never have figured out the
whole Venus and Mars thing or why
men think with their head and women
with their heart.
For example...
One evening last week, my wife and
I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion started to heat up, but
then she said "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she said the words that every
husband on the planet dreads to
hear...
"You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look
by saying,
"Can't you just love me for who I
am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day, I opted to take
the day off of work to spend time
with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then
went shopping at a big, high-end
department store.
I walked around with her while she
tried on several very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take
so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment
her new clothes, so I said lets get
a pair for each outfit.
We went on to the jewellery department
where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited.
She must have thought I was one wave
short of a tsunami.
I started to think she was testing
me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis.
But, I think I threw her for a loop
when I said,
"That's fine, honey."
She appeared to be almost nearing
sèxual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation
she finally said, "I think this is
all dear; let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when
I blurted out,
"No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank
as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said "Honey, I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my
financial means as a man, enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as
a woman."
And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who
I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently, I'm not having sèx tonight
either.

LOL

They love men who can drive them crazy

I'm scared of rats. It's funny how something so small can carry so many diseases.

Lol exactly. Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Creamish:
Lol.. U just had to..right?

lol

missmary:
Well... Am not guilty of any of these but a guy has never paid my fare on a bus...

gee...I wonder why

Lol na wa o. N'a Egyptian you wan marry be that.

patwhizkid:
Edo
Rivers
Bayelsa
Igbo
Hausa
Ondo
Cross-river
Akwa-ibom
brb with more tribes & reason(s)

Sept 21

Daughter, Wife, Mother.

freshness2020:
You lack one bit of sense. The op had to modify the topic because of my comment before it was pushed to front page.

lol at least it's just 'one bit' I lack. I doubt the Op changed anything. I'm sure it's just your mind playing tricks on you

The only grass here is the one you've probably been smoking. Read the title again.

freshness2020:
There is nothing "grass to grace" with what am seeing here. Dude was already rich. He just got richer.

Virgo Virgo Virgo Virgo

machi25:
you still call the Lord even after saying there ain't anything wrong with a grown up man carry condom to wherever he goes. Hmmmm may the Lord forgive you

I'm sure abortion is a greater sin than fornication

Rushna:
wot is it dat will appen and self control can't solve?!!!!!!

yh that's why self control has caused a lot of unwanted pregnancies and veneral diseases. Better safe than sorry hun

Favolly:
What, you might trip and fall into a vagina hole?

lol yes accidents happen.

Rushna:
To me..... It's absolutely irresponsible....... It doesn't portray a responsible character at all......... It might even make his gal nt to trust him.....

c'mon seriously? What if anything happens. You can never predict the power of a make libido

hope2sweet:
my ex-boyfriend dumped me 8 months ago after I caught him of having an affair with someone else and insulting him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don't know what to do, so I visited the INTERNET for help and I saw a testimony on how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problems to him.. he cast a spell for me and assure me of 24hr that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my peter came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married. Once again thank you Dr Trust spell, you are truly talented and gifted contact his email: doctorodunga@gmail.com

Lmfao there is something seriously wrong with you. I hope the Lord frees him from bondage

There's nothing wrong with a grown a.sss man carrying a condom in his wallet. You can never be too careful. Safety First!

People here need to start using their brains.