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RomanceRe: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Blackeard(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2015
Hmmm who do I woo?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Blackeard(m): 2:22pm On Mar 08, 2015
WTF is wrong with the both of you? Quit it already -___-
RomanceRe: Does Cheating Make Her A Slut? by Blackeard(m): 1:56pm On Mar 08, 2015
She's a slu.tty hoe. A dora the explorer of the male penis.
FashionRe: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by Blackeard(m): 1:19pm On Mar 08, 2015
*sigh*
PoliticsRe: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by Blackeard(m): 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
Since Buhari is so keen on fighting corruption, can't he go for EFCC chairman or something. I mean the man is too old to rule Nigeria. He was too old to rule Nigeria 10 years Ago. I'm sure there are other ways he can serve his country.
Christianity EtcRe: Every Church-Goer Is Automatically A Child Of God. How True Is This Statement? by Blackeard(m): 12:52pm On Mar 08, 2015
paxonel:
change this your orientation.
it is called the Nigerian orientation and it is invalid scripturally.
everybody who go to church are all from christian homes or do you see Muslims in church?
no.
accepting Jesus as your lord and Savior is the same thing as, you were once a Muslim or atheist or in another religion apart from Christianity. Then someone preached to you and you accepted to join Christianity. The moment you accepted to join Christianity (become a Christian ) you have accepted Jesus as your lord and personal saviour.
so, salvation is all about change of religion.
and if you have children ofcourse you will groom them to become christians like you, they will not be Muslims. By this. they are all saved.
this is how it apply to reality and how is in the Bible.
not what Nigerian pastors are teaching.
By the way, living your life according to God's word is not feasible assuming God's word says we should live our lives without commiting sin. because everybody commit sin.
therefore we are all saved by grace, that grace is simply becoming a Christian
if u truly believe this, then I'm sorry for you.
RomanceRe: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by Blackeard(m): 10:42am On Mar 08, 2015
Hell no. My D.ick is going to be poking her, so even if I don't want to, she will. And a gentleman never says no to his lady smiley
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Yoruba Man Should Not Marry An Igbo Woman by Blackeard(m): 12:15am On Mar 08, 2015
Rubbish post.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:53pm On Mar 06, 2015
**grabs chair**
Forum GamesRe: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Blackeard(m): 9:47pm On Mar 05, 2015
16. Iran
Forum GamesRe: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Blackeard(m): 9:45pm On Mar 05, 2015
18. Singapore
FamilyRe: Top 10 Signatures On Nairaland And Their Owners by Blackeard(m): 9:43am On Mar 05, 2015
*sigh*
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derail Zone. by Blackeard(m): 11:07pm On Mar 03, 2015
*passing by*
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:39pm On Mar 01, 2015
Tuminibody:
*scratches head * jus trying my luck guess it was a bad try
Lol no it wasn't that bad. Just keep trying, you'll soon get the hang of it.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2015
Tuminibody:
I told her i wanted to rap, i began to tap, she gave me a slap cos she thought twas a gift to be wrapped n now I'm trapped cos she snaps at me.
Jesus! What is this?
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RomanceRe: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by Blackeard(m): 11:47am On Feb 28, 2015
Daninya11:
Psychologically, a girl can like a guy in less than 5 seconds of meeting him.. She can decide to date you in less than 15 seconds..
For me, 1 week is enough..
3 weeks is the least I can go...
Its a girl that plays hard to get but a Woman knows what she wants..
The irony of life is that the things we like are flamboyant and expensive and almost out of reach. The People we love are either too busy to reciprocate our feelings, busy to pick our calls and reply our text messages..
Move on bro.. When a woman leaves a man with vision for a man with television. One day she will see the man with vision in her husband television..
Shalom.
Preach Preacher
RomanceRe: I Lose Interest After Sex With Most Girls by Blackeard(m): 6:47am On Feb 27, 2015
Maybe u just haven't met a chick whose pu.ssy game is strong as fvck. Trust me when u meet her, you won't be going anywhere.
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m):
If your Girlfriend wants to Learn how to drive...don't Stand in her way.
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:22pm On Feb 26, 2015
Creamish:
Im heartbroken...his words are FULL of EMPTY promises!




BTW... I luv ur PUNs @Blackeard ... sweet! wink
*bows* Thanks hun smiley
CareerRe: Picture: Anything Bad Spending My Salary This Way? by Blackeard(m): 12:25am On Feb 26, 2015
Rilwayne001:
And what does that supposed to mean?

I don't even know you undecided

Face topic.
wh....whathuh O.O
RomanceRe: Ok by Blackeard(m): 12:12am On Feb 26, 2015
Me I don't like fair ladies. Dark skinned ladies win everytime.
RomanceRe: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Blackeard(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2015
SELENAqueensy:
Still yet to find too. All of them are just about sex
Forgeting that sex is not everything...
LOVE should be the priority here not SEX
the same "sex" that u guys enjoy.
FashionRe: Who Wore It Better; The Lady Or The Basket? by Blackeard(m): 11:56pm On Feb 25, 2015
VickyRotex:
Ofcos the Basket... the lady is naked, the basket is clothed
lol nice.
TV/MoviesRe: Naruto Information by Blackeard(m): 12:44pm On Feb 25, 2015
Feraz:
Hey guys, how are we? Y'all check out this manga called Apple Black - a manga written by a Nigerian.
wait seriously?
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
Sometimes I just Crouch on the floor, Tuck my head in and Lean forward. That's just how I Roll...
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LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 2:51pm On Feb 24, 2015
Tony is a big man in a suit of armour....take that away and he'll just be Stark nak.ed.
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EducationRe: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 2:31pm On Feb 24, 2015
OLite:
No. she's not in Quantity surveying department.
erm I don't remember asking you.
TV/MoviesRe: My First Time In A Cinema by Blackeard(m): 9:43am On Feb 23, 2015
I remember the first time I went to a cinema. Mehn those escalators can embarrass the hell out of someone. One miscalculation and you're giving the floor a bear hug.
TV/MoviesRe: My First Time In A Cinema by Blackeard(m): 9:41am On Feb 23, 2015
shadowgwalker:
come to Abuja where you watch movies 1k5, this money could feed you for a week. if you cook. meanwhile their sound system is outdated, ceilings are now pulling off, sound proof is messedup cos you could hear sounds/noise from the next hall.
Silverbird is different
LiteratureRe: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:29am On Feb 23, 2015
Eke40seven:
I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.

Masters in Business Administration (MBA)
'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick.
lol tnx. I actually thought it was easy to get so didn't bother explaining.

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