Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Blackeard(m): 3:09pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hmmm who do I woo? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Tell Me A Joke Or Just Say Hi by Blackeard(m): 2:22pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
WTF is wrong with the both of you? Quit it already -___- |
Romance › Re: Does Cheating Make Her A Slut? by Blackeard(m): 1:56pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
She's a slu.tty hoe. A dora the explorer of the male penis. |
Fashion › Re: Your Guide To Knowing Your Real Bra Size. by Blackeard(m): 1:19pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
*sigh* |
Politics › Re: I Taught they said this Man was brutal by Blackeard(m): 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Since Buhari is so keen on fighting corruption, can't he go for EFCC chairman or something. I mean the man is too old to rule Nigeria. He was too old to rule Nigeria 10 years Ago. I'm sure there are other ways he can serve his country. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Church-Goer Is Automatically A Child Of God. How True Is This Statement? by Blackeard(m): 12:52pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
paxonel: change this your orientation. it is called the Nigerian orientation and it is invalid scripturally. everybody who go to church are all from christian homes or do you see Muslims in church? no. accepting Jesus as your lord and Savior is the same thing as, you were once a Muslim or atheist or in another religion apart from Christianity. Then someone preached to you and you accepted to join Christianity. The moment you accepted to join Christianity (become a Christian ) you have accepted Jesus as your lord and personal saviour. so, salvation is all about change of religion. and if you have children ofcourse you will groom them to become christians like you, they will not be Muslims. By this. they are all saved. this is how it apply to reality and how is in the Bible. not what Nigerian pastors are teaching. By the way, living your life according to God's word is not feasible assuming God's word says we should live our lives without commiting sin. because everybody commit sin. therefore we are all saved by grace, that grace is simply becoming a Christian if u truly believe this, then I'm sorry for you. |
Romance › Re: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by Blackeard(m): 10:42am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Hell no. My D.ick is going to be poking her, so even if I don't want to, she will. And a gentleman never says no to his lady  |
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Yoruba Man Should Not Marry An Igbo Woman by Blackeard(m): 12:15am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Rubbish post. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:53pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
**grabs chair** |
Forum Games › Re: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Blackeard(m): 9:47pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
16. Iran |
Forum Games › Re: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Blackeard(m): 9:45pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
18. Singapore |
Family › Re: Top 10 Signatures On Nairaland And Their Owners by Blackeard(m): 9:43am On Mar 05, 2015 |
*sigh* |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Derail Zone. by Blackeard(m): 11:07pm On Mar 03, 2015 |
*passing by* |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:39pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Tuminibody: *scratches head * jus trying my luck guess it was a bad try Lol no it wasn't that bad. Just keep trying, you'll soon get the hang of it. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 10:18pm On Mar 01, 2015 |
Tuminibody: I told her i wanted to rap, i began to tap, she gave me a slap cos she thought twas a gift to be wrapped n now I'm trapped cos she snaps at me. Jesus! What is this? 1 Like |
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Guy Woo A Girl Before Giving Up? by Blackeard(m): 11:47am On Feb 28, 2015 |
Daninya11: Psychologically, a girl can like a guy in less than 5 seconds of meeting him.. She can decide to date you in less than 15 seconds.. For me, 1 week is enough.. 3 weeks is the least I can go... Its a girl that plays hard to get but a Woman knows what she wants.. The irony of life is that the things we like are flamboyant and expensive and almost out of reach. The People we love are either too busy to reciprocate our feelings, busy to pick our calls and reply our text messages.. Move on bro.. When a woman leaves a man with vision for a man with television. One day she will see the man with vision in her husband television.. Shalom. Preach Preacher |
Romance › Re: I Lose Interest After Sex With Most Girls by Blackeard(m): 6:47am On Feb 27, 2015 |
Maybe u just haven't met a chick whose pu.ssy game is strong as fvck. Trust me when u meet her, you won't be going anywhere. |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 8:19pm On Feb 26, 2015*. Modified: 11:33am On Feb 27, 2015 |
If your Girlfriend wants to Learn how to drive...don't Stand in her way. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 4:22pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Creamish: Im heartbroken...his words are FULL of EMPTY promises!
BTW... I luv ur PUNs @Blackeard ... sweet!  *bows* Thanks hun  |
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Career › Re: Picture: Anything Bad Spending My Salary This Way? by Blackeard(m): 12:25am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: And what does that supposed to mean?
I don't even know you
Face topic. wh....what  O.O |
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Romance › Re: Ok by Blackeard(m): 12:12am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Me I don't like fair ladies. Dark skinned ladies win everytime. |
Romance › Re: Do Guys Like This Really Exist? by Blackeard(m): 11:58pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
SELENAqueensy: Still yet to find too. All of them are just about sex Forgeting that sex is not everything... LOVE should be the priority here not SEX the same "sex" that u guys enjoy. |
Fashion › Re: Who Wore It Better; The Lady Or The Basket? by Blackeard(m): 11:56pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
VickyRotex: Ofcos the Basket... the lady is naked, the basket is clothed lol nice. |
TV/Movies › Re: Naruto Information by Blackeard(m): 12:44pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
Feraz: Hey guys, how are we? Y'all check out this manga called Apple Black - a manga written by a Nigerian. wait seriously? |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 3:00pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Sometimes I just Crouch on the floor, Tuck my head in and Lean forward. That's just how I Roll... 2 Likes |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 2:51pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Tony is a big man in a suit of armour....take that away and he'll just be Stark nak.ed. 2 Likes |
Education › Re: Unilag 2014/2015 Admission. by Blackeard(m): 2:31pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
OLite: No. she's not in Quantity surveying department. erm I don't remember asking you. |
TV/Movies › Re: My First Time In A Cinema by Blackeard(m): 9:43am On Feb 23, 2015 |
I remember the first time I went to a cinema. Mehn those escalators can embarrass the hell out of someone. One miscalculation and you're giving the floor a bear hug. |
TV/Movies › Re: My First Time In A Cinema by Blackeard(m): 9:41am On Feb 23, 2015 |
shadowgwalker: come to Abuja where you watch movies 1k5, this money could feed you for a week. if you cook. meanwhile their sound system is outdated, ceilings are now pulling off, sound proof is messedup cos you could hear sounds/noise from the next hall. Silverbird is different |
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:29am On Feb 23, 2015 |
Eke40seven: I had to really crack my brain to see the pun in that. nice one..further explanation could have helped your readers.
Masters in Business Administration (MBA) 'Mba' means 'no' in Igbo language..and to think that business management and Igbos are 5 & 6 also makes the pun thick. lol tnx. I actually thought it was easy to get so didn't bother explaining. |