Explicit music is not for kids, theres too much "sax & violins"

My friend is so obsessed with fairly used items,the last time he purchased a wall clock,it came with the "second-hand".

To all d NL girls who made a lot of noise while making out with their man last night... i'd like to say "Good moaning" to you.

So a one armed man walks into a second hand shop...

I tried looking up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up

My girl wanted a galaxy s7 but i said No and promised to get her a 7c droid pad instead.. The problem now is, she just wldnt "Tecno for an answer

I say the right things at the right TIME by keeping a WATCH on my words.

Do people who constantly climb the highest mountain "ever rest" ?

Im guessing bruce willis's last words on his death bed wld be ; pass me the viagra, i just wanna "die hard".

I used to be a BANKER but I lost INTEREST

When a one eyed man says, Hi, my eye is on you.

novakane:
Do people who constantly climb the highest mountain "ever rest" ?

nice one

After making out for 2hrs outside the gym, I looked bae deep in the eyes and said "This isn't working out".

firstEVA:
nice one

merci

I was shocked to see that 22/2/2222 will be on a
Friday. I always thought it would be a Twosday!

The mighty wall is so long that no one can run the full LENGTH without panting, it takes the BREADTH away.

When Marvin records released the song "oga TITUS", I just knew there was something FISHY about the song.

Eke40seven:

Nice one at painpill. Its you Vs. Novacane now.
My Gay puns....
Thailand is the most gay tolerant country in Asia, no Wonder the capital says, "Bang-c.o.c.k!"

yes! Yes! Yes!

Crixina:
yes! Yes! Yes!

LoL. I could imagine your CHEST heaving in happiness. Why the BUST of excitement?

Eke40seven:
LoL. I could imagine your CHEST heaving in happiness. Why the BUST of excitement?

cos I like it when you nail it like that.
God I love puns, you, painpill, novakane and the other guys are killing it.

Friend: why do you want to PASS this test? Me: Because I want to assist my family.

I want to do too!

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy

If u sleeping on the floor I feel bad 4u son, u got 99 chores & to play aint one ~ LAY-Z

The tennis court is like an ashawo house, because love means nothing.

To all the damsels in distress... I wish u a "good Knight"

Sept20:
I want to do too!

What do you want to do o biko. I hope you are not like my EX; a friend who sucked and played with her BREAST now calls me a BOSSOM friend....

Crixina:
cos I like it when you nail it like that.
God I love puns, you, painpill, novakane and the other guys are killing it.

You love it when I nail it like that right? Hmmm! That's what I call "erotic PUNOGRAPHY".

In order to ensure that cargos are not too heavy, NAHCO has come up with a policy that says "where there is a wheel, there is a weigh"

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Applied for a job at an Upholstery company yesterday. The country is crazy man, anything to Cushion the high cost of living.

I want to start a Naija porn site.
The address will be: IfuckDotSotey.com

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.