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MuhdG:
A rapist checks for the greenlight.
If a woman dresses decently, knows her footstep well, than probability that she would get raped is very small compared to a woman who dresses any how, revealing a lot of "skin". In that scenario the rapist becomes motivated to explore the whole "skin".

Its just like a thief or robber. If u r reach and u secure your house/property properly with watch dogs, sophisticated security guards do you think the theif/robber will think of coming near ur house or property??

Now let another rich man leave his house nd property unsecured and see whether the thief/robber won't come and "rape" his properties!

this is a very silly notion. A very very stvpid one.

Lmfao

kiddie:
Got 270 in jamb comp engineering what should I be aiming for in putme

aim for a hundred bro. Engineering is a tough one.

Some of y'all are missing the point! No One!! I mean No one should hit a Boy's mother when he's still alive. I personally can't stand and watch and bear it. If I even hear u arguing with my mum, I get scared and start looking for a way to break your head or maybe remove your eyes...not to talk of hitting her. The Op confronted his dad for hitting his mum, he had every fvcking right to. So all of you talking trash about curses and other forms of superstitious Bullshitt obviously never grew up with a loving mother or are just plain excruciatingly stvpid. If it were my mum, I would go as far as threatening my father..its my mother for fvcks sake, My second God!! OP don't break anything. Just move out if he shows no remorse, if u have enough cash, take your mother with u. Let your old man be lonely for sometime, he'll come back to his senses.

JeffreyJamez:
Na you make mistake na...... if I were you,the moment he slapped my mum,he had lost that respect and na as e dey hot I go yarn am scores.... if e do anyhow e sef go collect anyhow... what non-sense!!....

Anyways..... if he has a car,break windscreen and tear the tire..... and tell him you did it! For every slap your mom collects, damage one personal item of his that is precious to him...e go learn quick.

GBAM!!! Spoken like a true son

Lol a taste of their own medicine

TEAMCHELSEA!! We are winning this SH.IT!!! Don't make fun of our club cos we were kicked outta the UCL. Its gonna COSTA lot.

Does anyone here school in unilag?

Francheezy:
Tsunade sama

lol perv

I love this shi.t - August Alsina Ft Trey Songs and Chris Brown

omowumee:
no be me you go kill

lol. U scared?

omowumee:
who you kill??

I could tell you, but then I'd have to...

who's wooing me.

obosirow:
Too Poor. GLO still very much ahead of them. We need 5gb at N2000.

but GLO's network is shitt.y

KillerBeauty:
Awesome natural phenomenom. How come non of these ever happen in Nigeria

because Nigerians will try to sell them.

That awkward moment when you're digging trying to hide a body, then u find another body.

Only citizens with less I.Q than that of an ostrich will blame the President. The President has the right to visit any state of his choice to address important issues. Couldn't they have selected a few to stay back? The police apparently underestimated the intelligence of the robbers after 7 years. Don't u people think at all?

Busholarmi:
pls,am a QUANTITY SURVEYING student of unilag looking for a six month IT placement in lagos,starting from April to october and a place where i can properly trained.My contact is 08138559144 and my email is adedunyebusola@gmail.com.Thx

hey did u get any place.

SLIDEwaxie:
By the names of the people who were talking, I see they are not Nigerians but biafans.
Second, by default, they are Jonathan's apologists, no offence.

Every armed policemen were either on the road side or at the junction. In fact, the robbers knew this stupidity will occur.

oh shut up pls. So to you what fashola said made sense kwa? Blaming the robbery on the GCFR for visiting a state. All the APC ragamuffins sef, y'all can no longer think straight. Blame that one on GEJ too #FasholaJoker

Nice write up.

lanicky:
I know dis is coming late....u all ready know ao lazy I am


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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You
should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why?
What happened at 8:30?"

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your
money; watch your health." So one day while I was
watching my health, someone stole my money. It
was my grandfather.