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mizzbouqui:
Mizzbouqui

*smiles*.
Nice name, like i said i am blackfire, am 6'8 tall, fair in complexion, a mix of yoruba + igbo.. I speak 3 nigerian languages and 2 foreign languages also excluding English.

Am a bizness man with a student mind.. *looks u directly in the eyes*.. Hope am not disappointing your taste?

Anas09:
This Blackfire, na psych you don dey psych me soo.

u know i always tell u the truth..
*whispers* don't let me tell them u ve a golden voice, like those that sing in the choir on 24th of December.

As an ibadan man , i always admire your polish English.. Is like it is mix with honey.. And the smile, that is the kind of beauty a man will want to come home to.

*sips red wine*

should i continue?

mizzbouqui:
I'm not a relationship wreaker, introduce me to her and I will tell her all she needs to know on managing

u are the new chapter.

*walks confidently towards u*
hi my name is blackfire... And u are ?

mizzbouqui:
Why not, #500 is way too much sef

hia i talk am.. So how much is ok?
*breaks up with my extravagant GF, turns and about to toast u*

If u hit my son like that, i may probably not do anything, and leave it in the hand of Jesus the merciful saviour .

But my daughter... *wicked smile*

Buhari come and see minister of stingynesss, i mean finance.
@op u can even use 500 naira to prepare soup?

Anas09:
We will come out of that well.

.... and still be well

Anas09:
How do you know the damsel is bitiful?

are u ready?
1. When u mix cameronian gene with a nigerian gene,the result will be *wow*.

2. The beauty of the contour of the body will fade, but the one that flourishes from inside, connected to the spring of life.

3.a product is known by its quality not quantity..that is a beauty..when a lady speaks with maturity and in issues talks with independent mind.. That is a beauty.

4.you are a creature of the ALMIGHTY YAHWEH..

5... IF U STILL NEED MORE.
LET ME STOP HERE AM COMING.

*SIPS COLD WATER*

Anas09:
Yes, Mumu button na weytin dey sweet the man belly.

i was wondering what my mumu button will be?
I don suffer chai.
Button i no vex, but mumu...
*put on my army boot*

Anas09:
But you higher than Minister of darkness nah. I no gree dat one oo.

biko Anna no put me where my leg no reach o. Oga fashola abeg no mind my ****, na too much oil for PH dey worry her.

Owliver:
Oga go sleep jo. an abia person also told my brother... I don't care if it's a myth or not. they eat humans in abia (so I heard)

*i take insult once*

Owliver:
na igbo person tell me. e say na for abia or so.

just like I indicated (so I heard)

igbo people like creating a myth, and allow u to propagate it for them.

foolinlove:
It doesn't mean we shouldn't try.

@owliver please don't ever fix igbo tribe as people who eat human flesh.. Se owa alright?
@ari3l how far.

Anas09:
It's well.

it is well even in the well. *winks*

foolinlove:
Lololol. Care to join the debate? Could be I fall in love with your brain too

no not my brain... Ok my brain , no , yes ....no ... Maybe

*covers my face*

foolinlove:
I thought the idea was to love like God love us. When we love in godly way, then there is no other word.

love,it exist...
Just that when we have it before us, we bastardaized it..
The way God loves us , yet daily we abuse, insult, spit on his face .. Yet on his own part he still loves us(crazy right?) .. Till one day that love folds up.

When some ladies who were heartbroken by a cliche kind of guy... Finds a new guy who loves them wholeheartedly ... The next thing u see, the girl becomes confusingly confuse.,,,..

*am coming i want to eat*

foolinlove:
Ok. So you agree with what I said. You do your best, get to know someone and pray it turns out well.

You can't control others with your own actions. What they do is their responsibility. At least you can walk away from something knowing you tried very well.

love is reciprocal... If u love someone and is not been reciprocated... Is just a matter of time before heartbreak , tears and more tears takes over.

I may be wrong.

@ari3l where are u

foolinlove:
I think I just fell in love with your brain. The world needs more men like you.

*immediately raise my head when i heard the first part of your statement*


*remains calm when i see is a harmless word*


*drinks cold water*

foolinlove:
I think I just fell in love with your brain. The world needs more men like you.

*immediately raise my head*

foolinlove:
Don't make me get sick into my own scorn.

Some women who do all these things still get cheated on.

It has nothing to do with womens actions and everything to do with how much a man respects himself and his partner.

If you respect yourself and your partner, you'll set your partner free before you jump into bed with someone else.

90 percent true.. That is why i tell everyone to learn self control , be principled.

If u are a person who is not independent minded + maturity u will jump from one chic to another (complicating your life in the future).

S-ex is overrated.

Personally to me if i am dating anyone and all she can bring to the table of our relationship is b**bs, as-s, s-ex, fu-ck, nu-de... Hell no.

*not to brag* atleast in a day 2-3 ladies make passes at me, and i never allow that to enter my head or make me puff up,because i remember what my grandma once told me

Unfortunately se-x, that is all some chewing -gum-tooth -pick girls can offer.

Anas09:
Sorry I didn't read what you typed.

@realmindz what do u mean by little chick? *looking for Cane*

Anas09:
This is really unfortunate. Am so sorry for your loss. Young wife with a new baby. See, I rather not marry than marry and lose my husband oo. I don't think I can handle it.

the wake keeping is on Friday, his burial is on July 7th at nnewi,anambra state.. His 35 years old.

Is really painful, i hope his twins in Australia will take care of the family.

For me, find a girl(na there wahala dey) and settle down.

This life sef.

Anas09:
But will the Micro size power my house? If it will, then good.

it can only power phones.
U want the one that will power house, do i look like minister of darkness , sorry power , fashola?

Anas09:
But babe eh, you know say nah woman dey hold marriage? Men dey like children if you locate their mumu button. All you need do, na to locate the button and know wen and how to tap am. Just dey tap.

mumu button kwa?

* takes cover*

Anas09:
What's sweeting your heart sir?

when i see intelligence +independent mind in a beautiful damsel... Is just wow to me.

So i smile.

Or i shouldn't smile at a beautiful artistic work of creation?

Anas09:
True, even for my village na so too. But now, nah husband and wife matter oo. Some women want their husbands to dey do minial house chores, for weytin? How many of us dey house wey the plates go plenty too much for me to wash? If plates plenty, na plenty people don use them, den those people go wash plates, not my own King.

*smiles again*

Anas09:
Babe, na how my house go dey I dey talk nah. My husband no go wash plate for my house. But if him want help me sake of say, me i dey sick or something something sha Ooo. No wahala, but for me to say, because you dey chop, make you sef wash the plate, Mba

*smiles*

vislabraye:
Too bad. . It's just that people were not enlightened. Pentecostal Christianity was relatively young in Nigeria. My mumsie suffered similar thing. They always called her worldly because she was light skinned. So if she just manages to put small powder on face, dat one na trouble.
There was also a time people were throwing away their TV sets. In fact some leaders who couldn't throwaway their tv, decided to hide it. So many many things during that era. But I don't know what pastor Kumuyi has to say about it.

like i said deeper life ve a way of turning a person to a zombie.

Anas09:
Yes nah.

no nah.
I can only get the micro size for u

Anas09:
Hahahahahahahaha hahaha. It's 28. Okay nah. Happy New month too.

chai the month is almost ending and i never **** .
Happy new month.

Anas09:
I hope you joking as usual?

infact i just went to collect his poster, and it is with me now.. I will paste it tomorrow at iwo road.

Infact the wife just delivered 4 months ago(first child), the mother in law is still doing 'omuguo' .

This life sef.

That is why i do what i want to do asap... No time.