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Blackfyre:
They are not my brothers madam

Oh! Pardon my mistake, Sir.

I can see they ain't even going to take to your advice, don't bother wasting your precious time.

concupiscent:
"you got me rolling with laughter. Nigeria map. No need for search, would surrender willingly and bring myself to your centre of excellence"

-concupiscent

Awwwwwwwnnnn... I got this man laughing, Iyamm blushing.

I'll rather set the pace and drag you down to my location.

ibkayee:
E say 'Jointly written'

Hahahaha

That line off me!

DeadRat:
I Hope You Are Not The Type That Can Beat up A Man

Finding out wouldn't be bad...

concupiscent:
"lol. Lagos is closer to sambisa than I am. Being living at the bottom of the map"

-concupiscent

Kikikikiki

Nigeria map, Africa map, World map, which of these maps? I need to know where to kick start my gulder ultimate search biko...

It depends on my mood actually. On a very good day, with my oyinbo English, I'll try my best to settle the dispute but if she's bent on creating a scene, I'll just drag Baeby outta there.

But on a bad day... When missRed is around, I'm shutting her drippy mouth with a slap.

DeadRat:
Just Admit It... You Are A Diplomatic Feminist...


BTW

Blackhawk! Did You See Me In Your Dream With Cutlass?

Ehn? Diplomatic feminist kor, autocratic feminist nii.

Nah, I don't want to Lord over my man. No way is that even happening! I don't plan on getting married to a sissy.

But, taking me for granted? Shooting orders upandan like one military head? That isn't happening. Respect is earned, you don't force it.

Hahahaha . Na with turning stick, olodo.

concupiscent:
"You funny. i've never been to Lagos before, well let's see what the future holds"

-concupiscent

Wow! So where have you been all your life? Sambisa?

About seeing what the future holds? I gat my glasses on, lemme see clearly.

DeadRat:
where Do You Stand?

How is that your business?

concupiscent:
"beach party? when? where?"


-concupiscent

Yeah, binch parrrrryyyyy.

Jan2/6

Lagos

Blackfyre:
What's all this brouhaha about ladies and feminism, does your life or purpose revolve around women and their ideals? Leave them to do their life as they seem fit and face your own you are solely accountable for.

It's repeated posts like this that makes these ladies feel all the more special than they really are. You need your type of woman, simply leave her to prove her worth and person abi them dey conscript woman to person ni?

Focus on something that directly affects you abeg, after all, no be man you be?

Please, tell your brothers.

We've got gigolos, playboys, baby daddies, gayKings and so on but you don't see females creating threads non stop for these people. You want a submissive woman, a trophy wife, please go ahead and marry her. Feminists no dey stop you na.

pocohantas:
So, once a man is dependent on his wife for almost everything. She automatically has more right? Nobody will come to shout how women abuse power? We're learning o...

Question fired! Don't learn yet, let us read his reply.

concupiscent:
"Thank you. wish I could grab those kisses you're throwing in reality though"

- concupiscent

Hahahaha

Real men deserve such and more. It's amusing when people that aren't done fixing themselves want to start fixing others. Nairaland ehn, chaiiii!

About getting dem kisses in reality? Get your arse to the beach party.

makydebbie:
Chai this my sister is now a feminist.

Ehn!

You and who? You don't want me to open pre-wedding pinshure thread nii?

concupiscent:
"nature placed man at a position of authority, with it comes great challenges,therein comes the woman to help and counsel him. Submission is not slavery or a burden you just have to know your place, carry and perfect your obligations with love. Men you have to see women as the treasure they truly are, respect love and protect her. Always seek her opinions and thank her for them even when you don't support. Do these and the society would be a better place for all"

-concupiscent

Your Mama born you...

4our:
that snake needed to be skined

And it's your job to do that?

Oya come, I get gist for you. It's obvious you're bored.

Not again! Yadayadayada...

4our:
me broken

This bastard just met me

Open ur mouth let my dog put his dick

So much effort to break an unbreakable asshole

Do you have to reply all mentions?

Nobodys:
thanks sis.... don't always have d energy to clap back...will just ignore ...

Berra. Don't deactivate oooo. If you try it ehn, I'll come to Warri to comman beat shege outta your body.

Nobodys:
..... someone cannot even comment in peace on nl again.. ??.. just today I said let me comment.. chai...maybe I Shud just deactivate...

well if u call that a Brazilian weavon then you shouldn't be taken serious. * Cry's out of thread*...

And for how long will you continue deactivating whenever you get bullied? If you can't ignore, clap back and put every jerk in his place.

Yeahhh

Shii happens

pocohantas:
Smh...it's well with their souls. He was quick to add nothing serious. He is with her for the nunu.

Lol. Obviously.


Ssmh...

ChewingStick:
** rolling my eyes

I could sleep and forget about the N.D avengers part, but you not doing wonders in Osubi , i find hard to take in.

... the you who doesn't gbadu telemundo but loves action movies, cartoons and "claims" she isnt a movie freak.

okay, young woman.

a movie outing to Genesis in Delta Mall, will confirm that.

Pick your date, am always free on wednesdays, plus movies re cheaper on those days.

Ehn! Catch dem young. Ekun!



Scotfree, can you see what I'm seeing?

pocohantas:
Look at the way she writes. Both her and the guy are so dumb and immature.

OP, your girl is young and suffering from youthful exuberance. So many young girls go through that phase. I really don't think you both are in a relationship, you're just passing time.

Hahahaha .

I swear, that was what got my attention.

And they're always quick to talk about how classless nairaland babez are. Choiiii! We haff suffered.

makydebbie:
Chai na today I know say this girl mad pass me.
Yoruba demon that'll reshape your thinking faculty.
If you know how I hate romantic movies and novels?
Lemme book space sef, during break I'll come to modify.

Ahswear! That sense wey you no wan get, Yoruba demon go bestow am on you. If after dating Yoruba demon, you no wise up, you can never be wise again.

Lol. I still read them tho, I love happy endings.

ScotFree:
. Especially during the teen ages... most girls are seriously affected by this. Good thing you're past that state now.

Lol. The things we read actually influence us whether we like it or not. Although I'm more realistic now but I'm still a sucker for happy endings. My lil sis on the other hand doesn't even want to hear anything romance let alone Harlequin, lil wonder why she's yet to have a bf when most of her friends are into relationships... I'm kinda happy about that sha, I wouldn't want her getting her hopes high, only for her to jam one Yoruba bobo.

Nope