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Fearlez:
Lolz! Signs of poor bedroom neglect.

Once the intended fücking resumes, the sweet endearments will follow.

Hahahaha

I'll show this to my Mum, you're in trouble, Lezz.

The endearments actually pop up mostly when mum is about to report one of us and she needs her husband's full support.

Pynkylypz:
Lolz @sugar mummy. He is cute and r i c h.

Oya oya, gimme his no.

Daddy Blackhawk ati Mummy Blackhawk.

On a very good day, I mean very good oooo... Na "My dear".

Of course! Especially when I know I'm in for long and serious ride.

iamJ:
i need the following

certificate of grade 5 french kissing capabilities
certificate of grade 20 cooking capabilities, home made shawama, suya, fish barbecue and ice cream
certificate of grade 10 home cleaning capabilities, the one that shows that she washes curtains and bed sheets each day
certificate of grade 69 bed room capabilities

bring those ones come, original copy and photocopy with 2 passport photographs

You want a wife or a machine?

DeadRat:

My loff

Pynkylypz:
Yeah! I know you are not Debbie,

Since you did not want DeadRat, my immediate younger brother is available!

Your younger bro keh? I don't want to be a sugar mummy na

Beht wait! Is he rich and cute.

sunshineG:
you are one crazy chick

That one no be news nii

makydebbie:
He go kuku finish you if you try am.

What does she need the money for?

Finish his in-law?


Na long story ooo but I think the guy deserves it sha.

Shildren of nowadays!

Pynkylypz:
Lolz, i go dash you deadrat! You both would be perfect together! Hehehe Debbie dear how are you? Don't tell me you didn't check since morning

Hahahaha

I want your brother not DeadRat jhor. You're mixing us up too? Choiiii! I'm not Debbie, she's my baby sister tho . I'm fine and you? I did ooo, I'm sorry I just got to reply now. Mabinu

makydebbie:
You want Vaseline crew to wan.k this afternoon. No pata keh?
Oya na sister mii.

I'll let you go this time sha, because of Omo nna sha.

A colleague is raking for her bf because he sent her 25k instead of 30k. I don laff tire. Choiiii! I wanted to send a VN but she just ended the call outta anger.

Pynkylypz:
Lol, sis you can start by posting yours here! Good morning

My sister with the pink lips, you get brother wey nobody dey use? Make I quicquic borrow his hand in marriage...

Goodafternoon.

makydebbie:
Rola no try me oo
We go remove our pyant for this nl and fight.
Pls na, someone cannot play with you again.

Which pyant? I no dey wear pata na

Shey when I was asking you like a good girl, you were doing shakara nii. Limme!

sunshineG:

Anyways, so I believe fisola is' still that nigga!'? Correct and maky with omo nna , correct ! ?

So that leaves me still single and searching

No no no oooo.

We're both single nii, lerruz be double biko.

makydebbie:


Why are you such a kill joy.

That's because I'm a realist, Baeby.

Btw, Deborah, limme! I'm still drafting my post, you don enter today.

makydebbie:
Okay we go abort mission.

At bold, Amen, Amen, Amen, Amen!!!

Hahahaha

Deek don finish you, see as you shout "Amen". Chaiiii!

Beht you know you just dey shout for nothing nii, celibacy fall on you

makydebbie:
We go beat you finish.
Rola why you wan refuse the iceclim na? You wan open my nyash for nl, nyash I don try to cover since January. It's not fair.

Rotflmao

You wan make I cover your yansh and you still wan beat me? . Omo nna fall on you dia.

sunshineG:
I taught maky said she can't do anything with a yoruba demon

I don't believe you biko, you are messing with my head maky is that true

Emmm yeah I checked out the 360 shii and all I can say is mamacita

Fisola is a Yoruba Angel not demon na

I'm not, she's been seeing my Fisola in her dreams instead of Omo nna.

Hehehehe... You smart, Baeby.

makydebbie:
How did you know we've been planing on beating you up?

Emi mimo

sekxy:
lol..cute!!I wish I had one

Come na, lemme pinch your cheeks non stop daily for 4weeks pere. You go get.

sunshineG:
you want fisola to kill me

Biko I still love my life

Makydebbie already snatched Fisola ooooo


Iyamm single and ready toh mingle

*Makes a 360 turn* check me out na.

iamJ:
no be my wife dey ur dp so?

You never pay bride price na, I say make I epp her find another one since you no wan pay.

sunshineG:
so you think I will marry my Aunty before

Hahahaha

Marry me instead, this one never reach market.

makydebbie:
Such mentality is stupid jare. Buyday girl wey our cake?

Bread head.

No respect again. No be una fault, I have to grow taller before y'all beat me up one day nii.

sekxy:
lol.okay,,she's gat a nice dimple.

I call it accidental dimple because it's one sided.

sunshineG:
I need the number of the girl on your dp ASAP

Huh? Na her uncle you be biko

phintohlar:
If you're broke and your girl is paying your rent,then it's your role to scream during sex. You can't be useless day and night..

Nairaland guys don suffer oooo

Hahahaha

sekxy:
finally you got to upload. .nice dp sis

Loool.


Used to upload my pinshure anyhow with my old account na but this one na my sister sha. Thanks

Saintsammurai:
yeah finally she agrees.. nice dp though, Africa queen.

Lol. Only idiots argue blindly, you had reasonable points.


Errrrrmmm, thanks prophet.

Saintsammurai:
Its not about joblessness, its about what you can give.. Most ladies are good in baking but dnt have the financial assistance in starting it, but with the help of the guy or the husband, what she has learnt can come into place in her marriage.

Errrrrmmm, you're right tho.

Saintsammurai:
So what makes a woman wifeable apart from character?

Every other thing apart from a Job. You know how many jobless girls dey get married every Saturday?