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MatricNumber:
ki la gbe ki la ju, ti e fi wa se enu yin gigun bi opa oranmiyan.

Kintus kini abe e nii

MatricNumber:
Yoruba we say..
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'Mo fe do obo'

Yoruba we say kor Yoruba they say nii, olori pelebe bi ate fawelli

I love you is Mo ni ife re jawe.

Airforce1:
If it's not house, then you got nothing.

Good to know whatever you gave your parents is nothing too.

pocohantas:
Man has to be hot, very hot.
I don't even know what I want. Whether to hang leg for burglary proof, abi cupboard...

BUT... I know what I am doing awake

Hahahaha Craze girl!

No need to hang legs jhor, just go spread them by the door with your hands raised up in surrender, let your Lord do as he wishes.

Yenyenyenyen... Low battery or emergency only fall on you dia!

pocohantas:
Kiiikikikikiki
It's not good o.
Konji-inducing dream...

In case he is here reading this, he should try not to be a bush boy. Man has to be hot that day...pheewww!

Hahahaha

You wanna be konjified?

On his behalf... Man's not hot, man can't be hot.

Dunno what I'm doing awake sef, going back to bed.

pocohantas:
Awww. Reminds me of my baby. We haven't seen in a while and I didn't know how to make it special. So, a friend suggested this.

Knowing he isn't that into surprises, I was sceptical but I decided to go on with it. Got some flowers, candles, a small cake and wine.
Before going to pick him, my mind kept saying..."remove it, don't embarrass yourself". I left it

When he walked into the room, he was expressionless. Then he gave a wide grin. Gave me a tight hug, kisses...neck kisses, picked me up...and showed me how much he liked it.

Alright, I am dreaming.
It's almost 6am

The baby got me like... "This girl be hiding things from me now"

Oya oya wake-up, this kinda dream is not good for your health.

Tobi's people, they can be bush like that...

makydebbie:
(1) I'm your elder sister.


(2) We're looking for husband, remember? They must see you as a wife material na, so behave yourself. You must get your husband next year.


(3) My husband will not let you go scotfree.

Nutt head!

1) You wish, or probably in our next life sha.

2) No oooooo, there's no room for pretense, let husband see me at my worst. Make e no wassup with this bae...

3)I go use you do cane, take flog shege outta your husband.

makydebbie:
Better bring husband wey go buy me private jet this 2018.

Six packs bobo oo.

Hahahaha

The guy I brought last week nkor?

makydebbie:
Now I gat you all mushy.

It's okay bae, I'm good.

Give me 3 good reasons why I shouldn't slap you through the phone now. Just 3.

makydebbie:
Blackhawk03, you see your life? Your mates were going for "Queen.sekxy ", "prettybae", "Mhis.Tahrah", "Lani.cky", "ivvy" and so on.

But you went for Blackhawk03. You see the beginning of your single problems? You don't know your sobriquet dey chase all our husbands away.

This must end in 2017.

Hahahaha

Cut story short, everyone na Queen for hin lane, real men will look beyond the masculine moniker.

greiboy:
So you have absolute control of your emotions and you don't feel any unnecessary fear. is that what you are saying?

Kinda

makydebbie:
Awwn bae, "Junior" just sparked memories.

greiboy:
Can the two really be separated(fear and excitement). When you are in love, emotions switch back and forth.

Of course. Why would you even give room to fear in the first place? Fear leads to insecurity which in turn births distrust, what's love without trust?

The fall of every love story starts with a strand of fear.

makydebbie:
My case is indeed different.

I'm married and searching.

This one is possessed. C'mon! Goan feed junior.

Biacan1:
Watin be your problem him nor be your own so the highest bidder wins the race free me make I see weather him go reason my matter

Ehn! Highest bidder where? Izz like you want me to ban you?

Shey you're the Queen now, the guys are all yours but leave this one for me. Edakunnnn

greiboy:
So if love is not draining. How do you know you are in love with someone?

Your heart goes jigijigi in excitement not gbamgbam outta fear.

Jodha:
Looolzzz...here I was thinking it was up to 1001 yards..

Oya, you're not ready to marry. No man wants a greedy woman, from 101 to 1001?

Biacan1:
Mynd44 I would have love to date you but I learnt from guys here that you have high temper issues that's my only problem with you

Bia Biacan... If na play, stop am.

greiboy:
love is about emotions and it will be definitely draining. Any love that is not draining is fake love (lil kesh)

Tell Lil Kesh, he's maad.


When it becomes draining and tiring, it's no longer love. You're only enduring the bs for a particular reason.

Dimples129:
My attitude was the down fall of my nl love affair. I still love him so it will take some time to clear him from my system... Where there's a will there's always a Year!

Going home this time next year and husband is plenty there so might get my junior, in no time soon!

Bring on 2018

Osheyyyyy! Dimz2018

Bridal train fall on me

greiboy:
I thought you said "you love love" nii

When it isn't overly dramatic and draining.

Jodha:
Lool how many yards?

101 yards, your husbands go fit sew Ebuka's agbada sef.

greiboy:

Yet again

No time to check and waste time biko.

pocohantas:
Bad character was my stumbling block

Wife material

Jodha:
Until I'm married... I'm totally single...

Ain't cut out for unnecessary dramas and shitty bullshit.

I can't be thinking of how to make more money and as well be pondering on why my bf is giving me attitudes or not answering his calls...

If izz nor money and happiness, please stay back in 2017.

Whenever he's doing his assignments (mostly numerics), at the end of every ten, like 1-10, 11-20 , 21-30 etc... He runs around kissing or blowing kisses to everyone around and announcing his accomplishment, and later run back to whoever is teaching him to continue the next ten. Very annoying but adorable act.

Flashh:
[color=#151B54] I can't just imagine what's going on in the mind of that woman at the left.

"She will be like... If she's my daughter, she would have cried home today. All these type of women won't mind their children's age.[/color]

My Mum! By the time she's done with you, your wardrobe will be filled with Mary Amaka's dresses. Even ripped Jean na crime.

LadyMarionette:
Wow! This is such quintessential hypocrisy, it's actually beautiful for effortlessly achieving its ambitions. Be real and stop deceiving yourselves. I wonder how you can walk into something like this without forethought, and weighing both sides of the argument. Have you not heard:
1. A man bangs the maid, he blames his wife for hiring a "bangable" maid.
2. A man bangs his colleague at work, he blames it on his wife. She's now a house wife and not sophisticated enough to get his dick hard.
3. A man bangs his secretary, he blames it on his wife. She nags too much so he'd rather stay late at the office.
4. A man bangs an old flame, he blames his wife. She's pregnant. Again .
5. A man bangs a dog, he blames it on his wife. She likes money too much so he must do money juju.
6. A man bangs some random stranger, he blames his wife. She's not prayerful enough, otherwise God would have made him a better person.
The reasons are endless: she has let herself go, she works too much, she knows only one style, yadayadayada......men have not been able to take responsibility for their actions since Adam ate the fruit in Eden. And when God asked about it........the man said, the woman who thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat. presenting him self as the victim of God's (poor?)judgement in putting Eve in the garden with him, and Eve's motives. And God only asked: have you eaten of the forbidden fruit? It was a "yes" or "no" question. But men are always looking for someone to blame. Why did YOU eat the fruit? I was deceived. It was the woman. It was the devil. That's all BS. You're evading the real issues which you actually have control over: I was weak. I was hungry. I wanted to please the woman. And now you're on about women not taking responsibility for anything they do? Please!

Bless up!

Saintsammurai:
Na wao!!!
Smh

Make sure it drops...

pocohantas:
LOL. I know right, yesterday he mentioned me on a thread as someone capable of rape. That was downright low!
But, we just have to respect boundaries.

I like the biaca chick, these guys can turn an angel to a demon. They are doing it with her already

That's their glass of lemonade biko.

You shouldn't even set boundaries when you can't respect that of others. Very simpu sturvz...

Ttyl babez, going out now.