₦airaland Forum

I told u - you will get wrinkles

shake

happly accepted -

We r cool u now

oya come for a hug


dont derail the thread next time  - please stay on topic ----    lol

ok

It is not a fight  - and it was a light joke -

Oya apologise for your harsh words

yawns - all this topic sef - iice  - please fix this - This poster needs to be eaten.

ThoniaSlim:
I'm a die hard romantic n I think that's so romantic.

Since I'm still a student, my man's had flowers delivered to my apartment a couple of times n I thought it was so romantic.

P.S. AND Yes He's a Naija man!

He is weird - it is not in the nigeria gene - i am sure you are dating a lebanese man. liar

yawns

Kunbee:
I have a dirty mind

]

blame it on your environment - If you can and willing to change your environment - your mind go renew

Me i ride inside big cars and inside 747s but no tyres - lol

suffer head no good at all /

Bara-yeks:
@ naija sisi, luv your pic,

How u no go love am - u don see meat - anyway the picture is upside down - my neck almost broke

yawns

short bed and water

Idowuogbo:
lol was it porky

if you try am - you will just choke and would not be able to rescue you.

Hmmm  - Very tasty

What kind of soup  -

As they all going to die  - who is the saviour  - Is it me or the one yet to come.

Anyway naija guys/black Africans  are not romantic  - It is not in their gene.  Most probably a lost cause .

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic s*x.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific s*x life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.

Idowuogbo:
hmmm not following set actions

Delicious ^^  - This person is very tasty

There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms.
The mom walked by all the rooms.
The first room she hears laughing, the second room she heard screaming and the third was totally quiet.
The mom was suspicious, so she asked the third girl why was she so quiet she replied, "My boyfriend said not to talk with my mouth full."

What if u r married can  you still send your gf  flowers

What a shame

Poster is your head screwed on  and please stop behaving like a  wimp. If I heard you correct you  want to tell a girl you just meet “that you love her” Please be assured  that the so call girl will dump you with a text message within a couple of hours.

Please keep your trousers on for a bit longer. You don’t even know girl well  for the sake of God she could be a reincarnated witch.

Please stop thinking with your manhood – use your brain – and control yourself  and dont let your feelings turn you into someone  who is wrecked by their emotions

Understand the girl before you  take this leap of faith

Don’t guys ever learn. 

Hmmmm

See yabs

Abeg easy


At least bring them in

[url][/url]No mind them u can't satisfy their hunger


Jokers

Yo momma is so fat that when she walks she leaves a pot hole on the pavement

Flipping Hell  - I think i heard that one before 7 point agenda sorry yours is 5 point agenda . Hop sha that you will see through -

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]I'm drinking an orange soda.[/color]

Weirdo

Your mamma is so fat that when she drops a fart an earthquake erupts within a radius of 10,000 miles and aftershocks are felt rest of the world.

Kunbee:
I reserve my comment

Abi u wan join

ok

Naija_Sisi:
haha funny

hmmmm

Studio CFR:
I still dey search for the joke

Please share when u find am

Kunbee:
I dont like black people

I love you too

Kunbee:
Finest boi in jokes section

I dey oo - i wan be like u now