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Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 1:41pm On Aug 03, 2010
Yo momma so poor thieves broke in and left a gift
Jokes Etc › Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2010
Forgot to add



Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 1:09pm On Aug 03, 2010
Girlfirends store


ground floor - girls with no brains but can cook
1st floor - girls with no brains, cook , water the lawn
2nd floor -  ( Efe dyt, C_honey, Sky, ) girls that can nag to you death very quickly ( 0 to 100 mph in 5 secs)
3rd Floor - Fish tanks  - Most Popular with men
Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one

Ha hahah haha  - Funny as hell
Jokes Etc › Re: Yo Mamma Jokes by blacksta(m): 12:54pm On Aug 03, 2010
Your momma is so dumb she thinks Microsoft windows is fire escape exit.
Celebrities › Re: Spotted: Genny And Omotola At The Lagos Premier Of Ije! by blacksta(m): 12:52pm On Aug 03, 2010
ugly girls - I am sure we can do better.
Celebrities › Re: When Will Lagbaja Let Nigerian See His Face? by blacksta(m): 12:39pm On Aug 03, 2010
Amebos - Shakes head

Unmasked ko - costume ni

Abeg dont worry about what is under - if the music is not good enough - Enter bush. grin
Politics › Re: Sudan Deports 400 Nigerians by blacksta(m): 12:25pm On Aug 03, 2010
bloody flea Nigerians  shocked  sounds more like rats
Politics › Re: Asp Killed At Check Point By Fellow Police Men by blacksta(m): 12:03pm On Aug 03, 2010
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=490208.msg6501574#msg6501574 date=1280827744]Nigeria police is a disaster to this country[/quote]
ziddy:
Our policemen are mostly animals in human skin.
Great discoveries grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Any Of Una Ride Tyre Back Then? Lol by blacksta(m): 12:01pm On Aug 03, 2010
I ride mercedes , 504, 505, volvo, Toyota, Pathfinder , 747s , - i only ride tires at inter house sports - even them i could not handle it cause was not used to it  -  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: New Definition Of Bra Size by blacksta(m): 11:58am On Aug 03, 2010
cynthoney:
studio likes dem enormous wink
No wonder - comments reserved
Jokes Etc › Re: Good Answer by blacksta(m): 11:50am On Aug 03, 2010
makajibbz:
2nded.
[quote author=Naija_Sisi link=topic=490298.msg6502018#msg6502018 date=1280832107]smiley not rolling on d floor wit laffter but its nice smiley[/quote]hmmmm -


It is because you have not visited - Spoil bodies Series

Please encourage the poster - I am sure he or she is just warming up.
Politics › Re: Mariam Abacha Preaches Forgiveness. Will Nigeria Forgive Her? by blacksta(m): 11:44am On Aug 03, 2010
I forgive her - for all the premature deaths, poverty, human right violation, Forced emigration , and so many other countless people related crimes
Politics › Re: I Want To Save Nigeria - Ibb by blacksta(m): 11:36am On Aug 03, 2010
Let him save himself first - Then one can see how he is going to save Nigeria but at present he is heading for destruction and i doubt Nigeria wants to follow him - although we might be heading the same way at a slower pace.
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke attempt by blacksta(m): 11:32am On Aug 03, 2010
typical
Jokes Etc › Re: Voltron Vs Spider Man by blacksta(m): 10:59am On Aug 03, 2010
Voltron person watch about 20 years ago tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Good Answer by blacksta(m): 10:58am On Aug 03, 2010
One Laugh - nice one

more please
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 10:34am On Aug 03, 2010
googles:
no comments actually cool
No more war - I am sure u can take a joke -

A r we cool. grin
Forum Games › Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment (latest!) by blacksta(m): 10:31am On Aug 03, 2010
My Guy - The Chief Recycler.
Food › Re: People Who Chew Poundy And Other Solid Food by blacksta(m): 10:13am On Aug 03, 2010
redsun:
Chewing is a smart way of eating that kind of food,it will be great for digestion,unless of course one is in the position 0-1-0 meal structure and will need the food to remain forever in the system then swallowing whole like a snake will be highly recommended.
Na die be that  - No wonder many suffer from constipation.  - Chewing any food reduces the pressure on the digestive system as one's mouth does at least 50% of the breakdown process.
Adverts › Re: Who's Got The Best Meatpie And Sausage Roll In Naija. . . by blacksta(m): 10:06am On Aug 03, 2010
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=489471.msg6501432#msg6501432 date=1280826031]Mr. Biggs own Meat Pies, donuts, hotdogs and Hamburgers in Nigeria.[/quote]Impossibility - I had Meatpie from Chicken republic when i dey Nja for April - I wanted to die - it was off the hook.


cant wait for my nxt trip.
Food › Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by blacksta(m): 10:02am On Aug 03, 2010
Another sugar loaded tea - Please God deliver me from Sweet things - Esp Sugar and Twix -
Food › Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by blacksta(m): 10:00am On Aug 03, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=11482.msg6499720#msg6499720 date=1280790053][color=deeppink]^^How does it sound weird?[/color][/quote]As in an awful combination - Healthy and non healthy cause the Tea i loaded with white sugar


see why i say it is weird
Adverts › Re: Who's Got The Best Meatpie And Sausage Roll In Naija. . . by blacksta(m): 9:58am On Aug 03, 2010
[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=489471.msg6500045#msg6500045 date=1280796223]my home kitchen[/quote]Can i come and try it - Let me be the judge.
Food › Re: Brown Rice by blacksta(m): 9:53am On Aug 03, 2010
[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=487080.msg6500042#msg6500042 date=1280796189]im also surprised [b]blacksta [/b]says he never heard of brown eggs. i mean this eggs dey plenty in naija[/quote]Sorry my bad - Yes i have seen brown eggs, seen it a countless times - I thought we were talking about a brown yoke - lol
Forum Games › Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (Part 2) by blacksta(m): 9:36am On Aug 03, 2010
A man in India has decided to marry his four legged b itch to atone for stoning two other dogs to death and stringing them up in a tree 15 years ago.  After suffering many ill lucks over the last 15 years .

Our Indian man Mr Rajabbibin decides to consult an astrologer and to undo the curse  was advised to marry a dog and live with it, the soothsayer warned.  Family members chose a stray female dog who was then bathed and clothed for the wedding occasion. 

Just imagine the kind of peace the world would see if only family members would find stray fine girls and marry them off to all less fortuned males.  Ugly ones, marry them to luckless dogs.  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:37pm On Aug 02, 2010
studio u dey see - real love
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:31pm On Aug 02, 2010
i dey see am
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:27pm On Aug 02, 2010
any more
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:22pm On Aug 02, 2010
ok Dyt


i want renounce everything you have for Studio in public
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:18pm On Aug 02, 2010
which one /
Jokes Etc › Re: Critical Condition by blacksta(m): 11:16pm On Aug 02, 2010
Studio CFR:
Take style confess sey the thing dey hungry u and dat u wan come receive yo own share of the annoi'ting
Why not - oil flows from the top down
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by blacksta(m): 11:14pm On Aug 02, 2010
area closed


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