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Tottenham defender Ledley King has retired from professional football and will take on an ambassadorial role at the club.

The former England defender, 31, has struggled with injuries for a number of years and has been unable to train on a daily basis.

"I have been here since I was a boy, it is a second home for me," King told Tottenham's official website.

"I'm pleased that I can continue to work within the club."

Godspeed Abidal, kool and gud player.

Somebody u hv dated for 7yrs proposed to u and u r tinking because u feel he has grown too fat abi? Ok, waste time nah, somebody else will gladly say YES to him.

‘I bled for 25 minutes before I got to the hospital; I was two minutes to hell'

So you were sure u were going to hell. My frnd go and look for God.

Guys, dont tell me u r afraid of commitments. How do u call urself a man, if u r not married? The society will not even look at you with respect. Its really unfortunate dat we r allowing dropping our sweet african culture and clinging to the ideoplogies of the western world. Just as someone rytly pointed out, Two good heads are better than one. Evry man and woman needs a companion dat at evry point in he/she can turn to and pour out their hearts.

10 CRUCIAL TIPS, IT MAY SAVE LIFE.

Happy reading.

A police officer wrote this! Please read coz may save your life!
Sometimes the little things we do, can make the biggest difference!

Crucial…

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation,


This is for you & for you to share with your wife, your children & everyone you know.

After reading these 10 crucial tips,forward them to someone you care about.

It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do:

The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide.
If a robber asks for your wallet or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM,Toss it away from you,
Chances are that he is more interested in your wallet or purse than you & he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole & start waving like crazy.The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.
This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., & just sit (doing their cheque book, or making a list, etc.(DON'T DO THIS!).The predator may be watching you, & this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR,LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE,
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head, DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
Repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead run the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.Your Air Bag will save you.If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it.As soon as the car crashes bail out and run.
It is better than having your body found in a remote location.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot or parking garage:
A.) Be Aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door.
Most serial killers attack their female victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, & on the passenger side, if a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work & get a
guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY.(And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.Stairwalls are horrible places to be alone,& the perfect crime spot.This is especially true at NIGHT!

7. If the predator has a gun & you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times, & even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN, preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP!!! It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, & often asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last & she called the police because it was late& she thought it was weird, The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door, ' The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window & she was worried that it would crawl to the street & get run over.The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded & uses it to coax women out of their homes, thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it,but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.


10. Water Scam!!! If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear all your taps outside running,or what you think is a burst pipe,DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE! These people turn on all your outside taps full bore so that you will go out to investigate & then they attack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!


Please pass this on.


This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because


the Crying Baby Theory was mentioned on


America 's Most Wanted when they profiled


the serial killer in Louisiana


It may save a life.

DeCleff:
The devil specialises in raising charges against any situation will attract the blessing of God. With no doubt i see the acusing finger of the devil in the whole matter. Think about the bacteria its not of God but satan's tools of destruction. What about the doctor's statement? Its nothing but a lie with the aim to bring fear in you ( fear the enemy of faith), also the devil's tool. My brother, please don't be scared, wait for her and focus on the blessings of undifiled marriage. God bless you

Tanx for the enkoragement bro, God bless you.

N101:
Far be it from the poster to put the details, but has it occurred to some people here he may have been sexually abused at a young age? It may be safe to say he's not good as explaining himself as clearly as he could, but from his comments but that's the only reason to have sex at 6 or 8, willingly or unwillingly. That is not impossible and this is not unknown to happen in Nigeria.

He does not need to go into details if he doesn't want to. The fact that he's said little about it says a lot, whether it's seen as a Nollywood story or the truth.

Jst as u said, i dont want to really go into wat happened to me at my tender age, was a bitter experience. But i tink da issue hear is not abt me, its abt my frnd and dats y am askin for advise from frnds on the forum. My own issue is history now, the present is wat am concerned abt. its not jst a story, its da reality am facing now.

Loveangel:
Hahahahahaha there is only one tin i culd make out of dis purportd story.is likely d gal in question wants u to start f.uckin her b4 sumone else does and she doesnt knw hw to tell u directly.women r so crafty,it hs happened to sum guy i knw lol.i wil sugest u demand for d doctors report or alternatively make out tim to visit her in sch and den follow her to anoda hospital for a fresh test,there culd be posibility she is lyin to u(jst my opinion sha)-----AND secondly bros u too much oo,so u startd f.uckin wen u were six yrs and stoppd wen u were eight yrs?infact i hv deduced dat two of u r bloody LIARS****mcheew****

Roland17:
Nairaland and exaggeration, why nollywood no go blossom, with creative story tellers like this one, do you mean you had sex wen you were 8yrs? common man, we don old pass that lie.that lie don spoil the story, better luck next time,

You can interpret dis story in wateva way u want, its ur opinions as u earlier said, just want you to realise that it is not evry story that u tink was formulated. Am jst a frnd lookin for help.

Da Doctor:
Nice one dear, You used the word may, and that is good.

There are many ways to this,

Yes it can be cured , but you arent the one who carried out the preliminary diagnosis so you cant say for sure and to worsen it, the poster is not the patient here, he is just a relay.

FROM MY LITTLE EXPERIENCE, BACTERIAL INFECTIONS CAN BE CURED LIKE YOU ALSO SAID, But thorough andd repeated diagnosis should be done cos doctors of varied ideologies and school of tots exist.IMAGINE THE SEX THERAPY ADVISED BY THE DOCTOR.


I STILL RECOMMEND A RE-EXAMINATION/DIAGNOSIS AND SAME SHOULD BE DONE TRU A SPECIALIST GYNAECOLOGIST.

Tanx bro, you hav really been so helpful. I'll do as u say.

bababuff:
Kai! what a story, you lying thwart.  

But I believe you, cos my kid sister started having sex at age 4 and had a baby at age 6. Then she stopped having sex.
Now, she is 21 years and thinks she is a virgin.

You can say wateva u like or call me wateva u like, its ur opinion.

Da Doctor:
BABE darling, there is actually no direct link between the two so i wonder how come,

However, there could be URINARY TRACT infection that could would affect the reproductive system and cause slight dis functions to the womb, perhaps that was what the doctor said, but he didnt get it right. IF I MAY KNOW WHAT DID THE DOCTOR CALL THE SICKNESS/DISEASE

my advise is this, DOCTORS TREAT, BUT GOD HEALS AND HAS THE FINAL SAY.

JUST GO ON AND BELIEVE, LOEV IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

Tanx for the advice Doc, my friend actually had a scan and she said the doctor said as in result of the bacterial infection in the stomach, she now has a lot of fluid behind her uterus, probably dat was wat caused the irregularity, dont knw if u can make a meaning from dat statement. Am actually not wit her now cos shez in skool dats y we didnt go to see the Doctor togeda.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Doctor's no be God, you put your faith in god u hear? [/color]

Tanx, for sure i hv an unwavering faith in God.

Creamish:
Firstly . . your 28 and uv not had sex for over 20yrs . . . when did u first have sex? wow . .

2ndly . . .the Doc has given u his advice based on experience. There is a greater being than the Doc. If indeed u intend to wed her after her service year, talk to God about it. He can do all things. Secondly, if its a bacterial infection, there are drugs for it. He is not insisting that it will be frequent if u guyz r not married . . . he is just saying it can be averted with frequent sex. There is a possibility she may not have it again even if she dosnt get married in 5 yrs . . .

Good luck.

Tanx, hv been prayin to God abt it, am sure he will see me tru.

Dyt:
Does dat mean u had sex earlier yrs of your lyf?

I dont tink dat really matters now, i did hav sex wen i was arnd 6 but stopped afta dat year.

SA Goddess:
LOL, I thought the same, he stopped intercourse when he was 8, when did he start, at age 4?

its not really funny dude.

llemisy:
is just a piece of advice frm doctor ,,is,nt mandatory just be prayerful nd evrything would work out good for yu,,,,,,

Tanx, i'll always.

BABE!:
Pls where's[b] Da Doctor[/b]?

I'm still trying to fathom how the reproductory/urinary area is significantly linked to the stomach---

Btw, What exactly is going to chase the bacteria away? The friction and heat applied to the wall of the v@gina during during sex (that has nothing to do with the stomach), or the semen ?

If it's latter, ask the doctor if she can use a didlo instead, if it's semen, ask him for alternatives ( water?)

And if he says there are no alternatives, then try blow-jobs---direct entry into the stomach--no hassle.

Goodluck;Though me kinda think your story is made up. Plus you're 28 and you stopped having carnal knowledge 20 yrs ago? Omo you bad o! I hail thee!

Bro, am serious, its not a make up story, its da reality am facing now. Tanx all da same for the advice, though didnt go togeda wit her to see da doctor, but i tink i will need to see the Doctor too.

Halo pals

Am into a very serious relatnship which i pray will end up in marriage. My friend happens to be a virgin and i tink i will classify myself as one too since i have not had sex for over twenty years now. We had promised each other sex only after our marriage. Now,our challenge is dat, she had an irregularity in her menstraul period last month, after wch we decided it is neccessary she sees a doctor. After seeing the doctor, he said she had some bacterial infection in the stomach and prescribed some antibiotic drugs for her. He also said the only way to reduce such infections later is for her to get married on time cos frequent sex will reduce such, shez just 23 now and about to graduate and am 28 though am working. Am really afraid cos i dnt want to break my vow. I intend to settle down in da next one or two yrs after her service. Pls ur advice will go a long way to help us overcome dis situation especially on medical grounds.

Tnx.

sholasong:
someone got it, guess who?

Young man, y is it taking you eternity to give us the solution to dis puzzle.

20years and still counting, am very proud of it.

Wonders shall neva end,

Wat about 'FabreKerosine'

ayodapo:
He'll definately meet with his loo in La liga, a more competitive league. As much as I like his personalty he'snot comoing to overun my favourite team Barcelona!

@ayodapo u dey abi? Mourinho is a winner and am sure he'll prove dis too in Madrid.

S: Both are a means of transportation
D: One uses four wheels, while the other uses two wheels.



Laugh and Cry

S: Both actions are performed by more dan one individual
D: Gossip always aids a negative impression.








Singing and Talking.

Woke4all:
Sholasong where r you? Pls come and drop the answer

Just wonder whre the guy is, Sholasong we r waiting for u.

@poster, dat was a hot one, but hv finally cracked it. Wat do u fink?

The man had 87.5k before da visit
Ur instruction says, wateva the man has on him will be doubled at all entrances, if u double 87.5k, u get 175k. He drops 50k at the entrance and exit, dat means he drops a 100k, he is now left wit 75k for the next visit.
At the second house, the amount is doubled and dat gives him 150k, he drops 50k at the entrance and exit and dat makes it a 100k, he is now left wit 50k for the next visit.
At the third house, his 50k is doubled, dat gives him 100k, he drops da the final 100k at both entrance and exit, dat leaves him wit 0.00k.
Tell me i got it.

swept under the carpet

Ur permission is important, dont u fink so?

Ujujoan:
What's the big deal? If you dont already have someone really close to you who you've always wanted as a best man, yu might as well let her!

The way I see it, no harm could possibly come out of it!

How can u say something like this, r u saying da poster doesnt hav a friend so close dat cud be his best man, i hope ur husband -to- be chooses ur Chief Bridesmaid, then u'll know wat it means.

Quser:
The only problem is that she wants to pick the best man. She said this guy was her best friend for a long time,
they went to school together and still keep in touch, she had promised him he was going be her best even before she met me.

Promise my foot. How can u make such a promise to someone without the consent of ur Husband to be.
Shez bin selfish in doing that, dat means she doesnt have ur interest at heart.
I sense she is da type that always wants things to go in her favour. She wants to take ur own n take hers too as well.
Guy u need to be careful about that, probably he is her ex. I dont see the reason why u said maybe u over reacted, infact i'll say u'v not done anything yet, cos i feel dis is something u r not suppose to think twice about.
The earlier u start been strict in making and standing on ur decisions, the better for u. To me "IT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE AT ALL."
If she doesnt want it, then wateva comes up, its her cup.

Papilo, u r great, u'v done well for dis country. Rest n enjoy urself.

fubiluv:
i don't think u do luv her enough
love should not b a thing of convenience.
if u really love her as u claim,then u can even sacrifice finding a solution to her ill health.

Tanx for dat piece of advice, i do really love her, i'll try n c wat sacrifice i can make.

femmy2010:
Follow your heart

I will guy, tanx

Odunnu:
Ashma is manageable,and evry human has an allergy,it only varies frm an individual to another.Dnt let ths seeming challenge deny u of a gr8 relationship

Thanks for the advise.

Carolece:
So basically you are saying you will not be prepared to handle the part of life/marriage that says through sickness and health? Coward, I hope the woman doesnt feel the same about you where you claim to love.

No, am not sayin dat, just wanted to know how manageble da situation can be.

@Tee_Jay, if u were in my shoes,wat will u do abt it?

I got to know dis lady some few months back precisely last year, but we got closer and talking through the phone last two months.
I have discovered dat i really love dis girl, cant allow a day to pass without calling her and most times during da weekends we spend da nyts talking to each other on the phone. During one of our discussions, she told me shez asthmatic n she is allergic to traveling, any time she travels she falls sick no matter how short the journey is.
I was not happy wen she told me dat, now the situation is, am tinkin of asking her out, but anytime i tink it,da fact dat she is asthmatic makes me have a rethink about it. The other issue again is dat, we r not even close, we only communicate tru da phone, shez almost rouding up school somewhere in the North and i work in da West. Making her to travel n see me is also an issue, cos am sure she'll get sick during/after the journey.
My Fellow NLanders, please i need ur rational advise on dis issue, r dere any in da house who hav xperiences like dat? How do u cope wit it?
Thanks in anticipation of ur favourable responses.

Apology accepted, dnt try it again or else i'll trash u.

Bro, i feel like crying for u, i empathise wit u cos dis is really a very difficult situation for both of u, but just like most pple said, man proposes and God disposes. I believe in God n i hav full faith in him,deres notin he cant do, as it stands now, u shd put dis situation entirely in his hands. My advise to u is dis, challenge God wit ur prayer n faithfulness, sacrifice sometin about u for him (maybe sometin u feel u cannot do without), make a committment to him and i tell u, he'll change ur story to a better one. I'll join u in prayers for Gods favour. All da best bro.