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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch C Stream 1. If You Are Posted To Katsina, Wave. by Blaqking(m): 3:22pm On Nov 02, 2019 |
Ealiserwest:I will hit you up as soon as I can bro. |
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch C Stream 1. If You Are Posted To Katsina, Wave. by Blaqking(m): 1:35pm On Nov 02, 2019 |
Ealiserwest:Whatsapp? |
NYSC / NYSC Batch C Stream 1. If You Are Posted To Katsina, Wave. by Blaqking(m): 10:09am On Nov 02, 2019 |
Katsina PCMs let's meet o. My call up letter came in, and I got Katsina. I have lived in the southwest all my life and the only 'northern' state I have been to is Kwara. I really don't know the culture, but I like taking on new challenges. Oh, and I will be leaving from Oyo State, in case I find a travel companion (that'd be cool ) Whatsapp group https:///Fo4UWUwtoZG3lnVjeoUNl6 (try join, especially if you stay in ibadan so that we go fit plan our movements together) |
Education / Re: Peter And Paula Imafidon Are Britain's Smartest Family by Blaqking(m): 1:18am On Mar 27, 2016 |
Greyworld: Ok, dude, if in 2016 you are calling USA 'the white man'! Ignoring you means not helping you. 1. The USA currently has enough coloured citizens that they'd win by a large margin if they all voted for a certain individual while d whites voted for the others. 2. Blacks have redefined every aspect of human life. We practically own the modern sound of music; we founded hip hop, jazz, funk, rock, r n b, blues, edm, soul, house, everything except opera n symphonies (but black music has influenced these greatly too) 3. Blacks' made breakthroughs in their various fields, pioneering innovations that'll help save countless lives decades later (neurosurgery, physics, mathematics, commerce, catering, engineering, arts, etc.) 4. Not to sound racist but the most brutal wars in human history were basically whites having tantrums (world wars 1 n 2, cold war, etc) 5. Whites killed off races (the comanches, the apaches etc.) N your USA couldn't sustain its economy until they discovered gold by mistake some 100+ years after their independence) 6. If you're a religious man, the whites brought gospel to africa, but today africans are leading the revival of godliness worldwide in various decaying religions. 7. If you're not a religious man n you don't believe in god, science has proven that all of mankind came from africa (motherland of the human race) making africa d ancestral headquarters of mankind. 8. I'm going to have to insult u now. You're suffering from a very bad case of inferiority complex. It'll be hard to make it to the zenith that way, in all honesty, you'll feel just fine being a slave to some white dude in confederate USA. 9. Africa is no less important than america or europe, we're just having d leadership/followership issues everybody's had in d past. Our's is just more documented because of globalization n, well, its d frigging 21st century! (Google; the DARK AGES if you will n compare notes) 10. You watch too much hollywood films! Watch the news sometimes too, n make sure you learn how to use google for research purposes. Seek knowledge n break free from mental slavery! Help yourself, help africa |
Education / Re: Peter And Paula Imafidon Are Britain's Smartest Family by Blaqking(m): 8:14am On Mar 26, 2016 |
Greyworld: Shiii...you really feel this way? Your folks failed in their duty. I'm sorry you have to live this way. I really am. |
Literature / To Love A Devil by Blaqking(m): 5:58pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
Not so long ago I was just a boy I was so full of life Was without a direction in the world Yet, my heart was big, soft, n fair Then you came knocking Your cute smile n passionate eyes Who could resist you? You became my habit My obsession For two whole years, you were the reason I lived You became my whole world But on a cold tuesday night- Three days before our anniversary Three nights before I asked you to be my wife- On the bed we shared I found a note A Dear John you wrote "with you I had fun with you I feel loved. With you I can be free, But now I have to leave "I'm sorry, but I met someone And he means a lot to me. King, he asked me to be with him! I want to be with him! "When you love the way I love him, King, You'll understand the way I feel. Thanks for the memories, I will always cherish them. " ...you chopped my heart into a hundred tiny pieces You roasted them over a fire you started inside me Served them to me with a smiley face n my tears to drink. Girl, you rigged my world with explosives Then you made me watch as it levelled before me You're the devil, n I'm a fool For why else would you be in my arms Just a year later, crying over my shoulders After he left you A wreck with a baby in a tired womb ©2014 kingblaq |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Ibadan Naughty Whatsapp And BBM Group Chat by Blaqking(m): 5:15pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
lizzymercy20:cool, I'd like to be friends with you. Kindly add me on 333D83F5 (I'd've added u, but for some reason I've been finding it difficult to send requests on bbm) will be expecting your friendship request |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by Blaqking(m): 12:34am On Aug 25, 2014 |
PNomsule: Opportunity wasted by d chubby Nigerian right backapparently, she's the weakest link in the team |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany (0 - 1): FIFA U-20 Women WC Final On 8th August 2014 by Blaqking(m): 12:22am On Aug 25, 2014 |
Slymonster: imagine nepa abi phcn or bedc took the light exactly 12am,they didn't see another time to....wicked countrysame here! I tire o! bastards!! |
Business / Re: 10 Words People Who Lack Confidence Always Use by Blaqking(m): 1:16pm On Aug 10, 2014 |
ITbomb: 3. Read Morelol...the irony! |
Health / Re: I Started The Saltwater Ebola Cure Rumor I Truely Am Sorry by Blaqking(m): 7:15pm On Aug 09, 2014 |
how's it feel babe? 2 PEOPLE have, reportedly died of salt overdose n a dozen or so more hospitalized.. shit just got real n quick! |
Education / Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by Blaqking(m): 11:41pm On Aug 02, 2014 |
I licked my elbow bitchez!! |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by Blaqking(m): 10:09pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
tonididdy: exactly lolseen his cavalcades of comedy? |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by Blaqking(m): 7:26pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Jaymaestro: I can see any cartoon as long as I can understand what it's about but even some cartoon makes me nauseous .ma man! |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by Blaqking(m): 7:25pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
tonididdy: naaah not a big fan of that show but I can throw in ''the cleave lands show'' you're a big fan of Seth McFarlane's? |
TV/Movies / Re: Name The Worst Cartoon Ever by Blaqking(m): 6:50pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
tonididdy: I dunno...throw the boondocks into that mix n we are on the same wavelength!! |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by Blaqking(m): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
babatope88: This sounds true, but I'm a victim of most points. yet am not creative kankanmaybe you haven't discovered yourself |
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho To Sign For Manchester City by Blaqking(m): 10:05am On Dec 18, 2013 |
striker9: Let's wait and see,don't you think Porto has got great players too?y'all don't know what might also happen to him at Porto,he might be benched.Don't judge just yet. see, five teams are known for giving young talents a chance in england. Southampton, aston villa, n arsenal, liverpool n to some extent spurs... in that order. Four teams are bad for young talents man u (for now--as januzaj is their product, they didn't buy him,) stoke city (never a good choice for creative players,) chelsea, n man city being the worst. Man city BUYS only proven world class players into their 1st team ... Fc porto has stars too, but, unlike man city, they give young players chance Let's just hope kelechi's talents, determination n attitude are huge enough to break the yet to be broken though i'd hv bowed to their intelligence had he gone to the saints or arsenal ...okbye |
Literature / Re: Writing Game:- Continue The Story; 5 Sentences by Blaqking(m): 8:42am On Dec 10, 2013 |
"Purest of heart!" Despite his melancholic emotions, Akande had to laugh at that! Purest of heart indeed! The child-like creature must've been talking to the wrong person, or he's a joker! "me, purest of heart? Do you even know why my girlfriend's father wants to kill me?" 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Adult Chat Hookup by Blaqking(m): 3:09pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
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Literature / Re: Writing Game:- Continue The Story; 5 Sentences by Blaqking(m): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Irshittabey: After the initial disorientation Akande experienced on entering the cave, he took a good look around the mysterious space and a new kind of fear crept into his essence. "By eledumare!" Instead of being in a cave, he found himself in the middle of a sleeping town. He looked more and through his fear, he noticed the huts were sturdier than any he's ever seen in all his twenty years, much taller and strangely built. The sky was the colour of blood n the vegetation around him had the colour of the inside of a ripe pawpaw, "E'duwa! I'm in the land of the dead!" "No, you are not," a playful voice suddenly said beside him, making him jump "I didn't mean to scare you, but you are not in the land of the dead, you're in Il'orisha! The land of the gods!" |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Blaqking(m): 10:54pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
princesa: If you wanna make much relevance here, start up a good story: well paragraphed, good narrative, good story line, regular update. Avoid so much grammatical blunders... just did...a short story. G'night bud, dream of bed bugs 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Blaqking(m): 10:33pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
princesa: That's cos they are reading stories and mobbing down writers who don't update often, they ain't got time for games hmmn...*burps* too bad |
Literature / Re: Story: Another Morning At The Bar by Blaqking(m): 10:29pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
king of pool: Itz gonna be cool hangin out hia alone, wit kpof corn nd palm wine ryt bsid me.....Nobody shud ask me for a chance.....Op keep it up i luv d sh$ yeah, it'd be cool. But i'm thinking more in the line of bush meat n palmwine! Thanks for reading! |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Blaqking(m): 10:20pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
princesa: how can you bring up a furstrating game the game aint frustrating, not if you are creative enough. The fact that no one is playing it is |
Literature / Story: Another Morning At The Bar by Blaqking(m): 10:14pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
(copyright: king josiah blaq 2012) The early morning coolness gently massaged my outstretched legs like my desperate, feather fingered girlfriend, Adaeze, trying to trick me into marriage. Relaxed, I closed my eyes and drew in a greedy ration of the sweet smelling palm-wine flavoured air fooling around in the bar. Feeding my soul and saturating my lungs with the healthy palmwiney air, I held my breath. Coincidentally, Eye Adaba, a soulful early morning song from Asa's first album started playing softly in the radio right above my head. Ooh Perfect! I slowly exhaled with a low moan, smiling merrily as Asa's seductive voice catapulted me into a palm-wine flavoured jacuzzi with my lovely Adaeze... Adaeze, dressed in a skimpy bikini, was dancing erotically beside me. She leaned in to give me a kiss. But with a swift calculated movement, my love's sensuous lips opted for my neck instead, nibbling gently my neck with those 32 cherubic pearls she calls teeth. Hmmn... I was in heaven. Adaeze kissed her way up to my earlobe. After getting my ear pretty hot and wet, she whispered in a low flirty voice "I love you." Those words sent a zillion icy spiders gliding down my spines. I stumbled back "I love you too, baby and I'll always love you forever and day. Ada, u know I-" I was stopped by a lone finger quickly supported by two wet softness on my lips "shh... Pelumi, i know you love me," my queen breathed into my mouth. "I know, okay and i want you" "okay" dumb! I scolded myself inwardly, but all grudges I held against myself was forgotten for good when I felt hands trying to pull down my shorts under the water. Oh, my god! Yes! oh Yes! Yes!! This is really happening!! Once my shorts were down and my engorged manhood was freed, I heard Adaeze whine "Pelumi, will you marry me?" Heck! Wasn't I supposed to be the one proposing? But I've gone too far now to let some stupid ego stop me "YES!! Yes!!!" "Yes what?" she cooed as she wrapped her hands around my member "I want to hear you say it" That touch made me jump and I yelled "Yes! I will marry you!! Yes! Yes!!... Yes, Yes Yes!!" I kept on yelling until something hard, loud and painful hit me roughly on my cheek. I screamed aloud; the pain wasn't that great though, but it was directly opposite what I was expecting. Struggling to open my eyes (I didn't know that opening one's eyes could take so long), I wailed "Ada! What did I do now?" But instead of my sweet thing's voice, what came was the loud baritone of my boss, and there was enough anger to begin Armageddon in it. "Aargh!!! Pelumi!!! you are dead!" Another voice followed, but this one was slurred and greedy "Pelumi! See how much palm-wine you've wasted on a Monday morning!!" Those voices brought back my sight and there, I saw my boss, fuming, and desperately trying to break free from the grasp of his brother, Okereke. Behind them were five drunk-heads looking hungrily right through me. I looked around and saw that somehow six out of ten palm-wine kegs were lying dead and empty on the floor like dead soldiers in a battle field. Somehow, six kegs of palmie had been emptied on me. How it happened, I didn't know. Somehow, My boss freed himself and he was charging towards me like bull. And somehow, I definitely knew that I was a dead man. |
Poems For Review / Re: One Poem For The Road by Blaqking(m): 10:11pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
I bow to your talent! Your art is beautiful |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Blaqking(m): 10:09pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
princesa: and what are you bringing to the table? we'll see... I'm a writer (majorly poet) n i'm currently trying to get writers on nairaland to play a writing game...its frustrating tho #sipsbeer |
Forum Games / Re: Start Your Own Word With The Last Letter by Blaqking(m): 9:26pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
Earth |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Blaqking(m): 9:21pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
princesa: creativity, homur, n craziness...cocktail of life |
Literature / Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Blaqking(m): 9:10pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
360prince: . Well thanks for commenting on this thread. It not a fiction my guy. It a true life story that happened to me. Some secondary schools hav good seniors while some hav bad seniors. Lik go my school. Bad seniors were every where and they had no pity for students under them. i hear you my guy... While it was intolerable at the time, the bad seniors made the memories more interesting. Great story! |
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