Mercy from the 'CHRISTIAN' GOD AT LAST!
Imagine dying over some useless cable?
When GBESE GBILLIONAIRES FROM HALIBURTON ARE STILL ALIVE!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

These ones are 'car thieves'?
You nor need 'voodoo' to catch those things I am seeing in my front o!
The girl especially.
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. . . . not believeable!

Gbawe:

Indeed. The whole "goodluck" thing, put in context, stems from how many Nigerians are childishly superstitious and overly keen to see everything in a religious context. Is this not the same President many Nigerians have died under due to organised acts of terrorism [b]unseen before in our Nation? What do we call that? More "goodluck"? [/b]

Capital!

Goodluck by 'OSMOSIS AND DIFFUSION'!

There are plane crashes all over the world!
They still remain safer than travelling by road!
In Nigeria or ANY OTHER COUNTRY!

Severance pay for UNPRODUCTIVITY?

Utter crap!

Meanwhile. . . Enebeli Elebuwa don quench without ever leaving Nigeria!
What a country!

Out of the country. . .
I am having a SUPER-WHITE Christmas. . .with lots of fun and laughter!

I CLAIM IT!

This is TERRIBLE O!
This kain CHRISTIAN God sef!

There ain't no such thing!
THEY ARE ALL PIRATED-COUNTERFEITS! Especially an AFRICAN ONE!
Just like the MEN!

Gimme an unbeliever ANY DAY, ANY TIME!

Surprise. . .surprise?
Life is cheap in Nigeria!

When was he ever "Goodluck"?
Not even since birth!
Shioooooor!

Hmmmmm!
The scourge continues!
Na wah!

Too bad not all Nigerians can travel to 'London, India and Germany' for treatment!

HEALTH IS WEALTH!

Na only Jonathan killam?
Interpol nko?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Ganja has truly been legalized world-wide!

Why na so-so women dem dey kidnap?

Rochas' abi na ROACHES' poohsie?
Yellow paw-paw for h-inside bush with kidnappers?
That poohsie will never be the same!
N100million Naira cannot cure the kinds of diseases she will garnish from those hoodlums!
Kei!!!

Genevieve. . . hol ya waist o!