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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Best 3 Sections/boards On Nairaland? by Blazay(m): 6:18pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
*Deleted* Wrong thread! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Your Song/songs Of The Year 2012 by Blazay(m): 6:07pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Family / Re: The First Experience by Blazay(m): 5:34pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
harbeordune: @ Mogbomoya, thanks ¤, I'd try. I keep tying knots and look forward to tying more after untying them! Not in the MY FELLOW WIDOWS category o! Men are like vehicles. . . I always trade in the old for a new. . .or 'fairly used'! TOO MANY PROPOSALS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAITTX1QfsM 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Suggestions For The Continuous Improvement Of Nairaland by Blazay(m): 5:32pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
POST ONLY FORUM. . .DO NOT QUOTE OR ADDRESS OTHERS WHO HAVE NOT ADDRESSED YOU. . . ! STOP QUOTING ME. . .I DON'T QUOTE YOU. . . I CAN'T STAND FOLLOW-FOLLOWS! AND USELESS, COWARDLY, NL, CHEAP, ATTENTION SEEKERS WITH MULTIPLE IDS PICKING FIGHTS USING THEIR NUMEEROUS IJJIOTIC OKORO-GBATIC SELVES!!!PHOCKING, UGLY, MODERSTORS AND SUPER ASHAWO-BY-BATTER-MODERATORS INCLUDED!!! |
Nairaland / General / Re: Understanding Nigeria's Problem by Blazay(m): 5:30pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Impossible task! |
Literature / Re: Who's Yur Favorite Writer Of All Time? by Blazay(m): 5:29pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!! |
Politics / Re: In Your Own Views, What Actually Is Nigeria's Problem? by Blazay(m): 5:24pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
PURELY SPIRITUAL!!!! An UNSHAKABLE curse from GOD AND SATAN combined! For wickedness! No amount of repentance can bring salvation or redemption! Thank my AGNOSTIC GOD I BAILED OURRA THAT DUMP! When I die. . . please CREMATE me in TEXAS, USA!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnd6YgDCNRw |
Family / Re: Ladies, Who Would You Marry? by Blazay(m): 5:05pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
ANY health care professional! PEOPLE WITH COMPASSION FOR THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF OTHERS! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE TEACHERS! . . . No pedo-philes please! NO DOCTORS. . .TOO PHOCKING NERDY/BORING AND ARROGANT WITH OVER-INFLATED EGOS. . .(EXCEPT DENTISTS AND OPTICIANS OF COURSE ) NO POLITICIANS OR LAWYERS!(CHRONIC LIARS AND THIEVES)!!! NO ATHLETES! NOT ENOUGH EDUCATION FOR STABILITY. TOO CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!! NO BUSINESSMEN!!! THE WORST OF ALL KINDS OF ECONOMIC PROSTI-TUTES!!! NO COMPUTER GEEKS OR ENGINEERS. . . .THEY LACK SOULS AND ARE VERY BORING!!!! MOST IMPORTANTLY. . . .NO SOLDIERS OR PARA MILITARY PERSONNEL!!!! They have no conscience and are ALL DRUG ADDICTS!!! PASTORS? TUFIAKWA!!!! Supernatual harlots! I don't want a 'tag-a-rag-LOVE-ME-QUENCH' kinda husband. . .KEEP BUSY AND STAY BUSY. . . YOU MUST NOT BE UNEMPLOYED FOR MORE THAN 1 MONTH! I dun really kia what he gatto do. . . He berra not be in MY BED WHEN I GET BACK FROM WORK I can NEVER STAY UNEMPLOYED EXCEPT ON VACATIONS OR SICK!!! I don't need your time. . . I NEED YOUR PRODUCTIVITY! We have enough time when OLD AGE COMES! Thank you!!! My rules!!! 1 Like |
Family / Re: The First Experience by Blazay(m): 5:03pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Let us just say. . . I tie knots for a 'hobby'. . . piece of chocKLIT! |
Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 4:53pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
One reason my dead body can NEVER SPEND CHRISTMAS IN NIGERIA!!!! Tufuiakwa! Everywhere DEAD with poverty and 'BEGGERS'! Generators howling from street to street SPREADING CANCER!!!! SEE HOW HOME OWNERS CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!!!! ABEG MAKE UNA DRIVE FROM NEIGHBOURHOOD TO NEIGHBOURHOOD SEE COMPETITION!!!! MUSIC AND MUSIC!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZH0eZ9KT1U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojzxvgkB4eY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bps7xfc4eE |
Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 4:43pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
What do you do for fun in Nigeria but 'chase' men, women and money for fun and a living? What do you have to entertain kids but 'PEDO-PHILES'? Look where I spent the day with my family yesterday. . . .PARADISE ON EARTH!!!!! SEEING IS BELIEVING. . . .!!!! How human beings live and enjoy their lives without BEING GBESE GBIIILILLIONAIRES dodging from kidnappers and ritualists! SEE WETIN OYINBO TAKE MONEY DO FOR HIA! ALL FOR CHILDREN. . . ? CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIII. . . !!!!! I weep for AFRICA AND NIGERIA!!!! TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Memnk-fqeQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9Kz8Ah5NM0 |
Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
When I die. . . I may not go to heaven. . . BUT. . .LET ME GO TO TEXAS!!!!!! THAT IS AS CLOSE AS I CAN EVER BE TO HEAVEN!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4rC4s9Aus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnd6YgDCNRw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYAPVdTIWN8 [size=20pt]LIVE FROM THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEAT TEXAS-USA. . . . MERRY XMAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!MERRY XMAS TO BARACK OBAMA HIS AMERICAN FIRST FAMILY!!!! WE ARE PROUD OF YOU!!! EVEN IF I DID NOT VOTE FOR YA. . .MERRY XMAS GOVERNOR ROMNEY. . . YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK!!!! [/size] |
Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 4:36pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Good! Then these silly niggers should stop knocking other countries down where some of us have found PERMANENT resting homes with peace of mind and A WHOLE LOT MORE! If you wanno make it anywhere in the world do so in peace. NO BARRY CARES! HAPPY TENDER TENNESSEE CHRISTMAS WITH LOVE FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MILITIA AKA CALLOTTI!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtD0c-XVPxM Some of us feel VERY passionately about our new-found ADOPTED homelands LIKE THE GREATEST AND MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CALLED THE U.S.A. . . . MORE THAN WE CAN EVER LOVE OR CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NIGERIA. . . SO BACK OFF OR ELSE. . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ypn0y32Ac |
Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 3:42pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Godogwu: I am trying to teach you 'morals'. . .ONLY THIEVES SURVIVE IN NIGERIA!!! OR YOU ARE AN ACCOMPLICE! Still living on your village philanthropy huh? No wonder. What do you have to brag about in Nigeria. . . .BUT STOLEN SIPHONED INHERITANCE? Please, when you can work like the average AMERICAN TEENAGER. . .gimme a holla. Now, go back to 'suck' some milk for breakfast or lunch. . .where ever you are! Nor be ya mate be this? A FEMALE TOO! Make you siddon for NL dey waste both 'brain' and 'spe-rm' cells mastu-b-ating in the Romance and Sexuality sections of NL from year to year! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew!!! http://www.blackyouthproject.com/2012/12/britney-exline-youngest-african-american-engineer/
THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE HOUSES I LIVE IN NIGERIA AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GERRRID OF IT WITH ALL THE NIGERIAN STENCH OF POVERTY, DISEASES, CURSES AND BADLUCK!!!!. . . . PAID FOR IN FULL. . . .EVER BEFORE YOU WERE BORN OR YOUR PARENTS EVER DEVELOPED THE CONCEPT OF SHARING OIL-BLOCKS AS SIGNS OF WEALTH IN NIGERIA. . . .REMAINING EVER SO STOOPID FOR THE GREED AND CORRUPTION THAT CONTINUES TO RAVAGE YOUR PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL BEINGS TO KINGDOM COME!!!!. . . .SO SHARRAP! CUZZ YOU NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH COCKROACH/RAT INFESTED MANSIONS ALL OVER NIGERIA!!!!! I CAN NEVER SLEEP WELL IN THE PHOCKING PLACE! FULL OF ILLITERATE DUMMIES AND PSYCHO THIEVES! I prefer my quiet. . .clean small AMERICAN HOUSE. . .RENTED AND ALL! PEACE OF MIND!!!!! I RUN IT MYSELF WITHOUT SHOUTING AT ONE USELESS HOUSE MAID, FILTHY COOK OR SMELLY DRIVER!!!! THANK YOU!!!! The reason the average life-span is 46 abi na 52 years! I hope you make it to that age? Amen!!!
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Travel / Re: The Truth About Living Abroad by Blazay(m): 3:36pm On Dec 16, 2012 |
Even prisons in the US are better equipped and maintained FOR HUMAN COMFORT than 95% of Nigerian homes! 1 Like |
Family / Re: How Come I Detest My Sister In Law So Much? by Blazay(m): 10:05am On Dec 16, 2012 |
barakah: You're judging me already. Well, your actions are always being judged just like mine. I found it a tad harsh that you would 'detest' someone for the kinds of things you claim she is guilty of. Detest is a strong word. The bases of your 'hate' is not justifiable. In your first post. . .you stated that they were 'flaws'. Would you like anyone to 'detest' or 'hate' you for your flaws. . .something you can't change. . .OR TOLERATE YOU WITH EXTRA CARE? |
Family / Re: Nairaland Family Reality Show - Does It Make Any Sense? by Blazay(m): 8:41am On Dec 16, 2012 |
God have mercy! Talking about drinking Tylenol for non-existent headache! People get time sha. . . Kei! Unbelievable!!!! |
Family / Re: Thank You All.. by Blazay(m): 8:27am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Sorry, I don't help NAIRLANDERS. . . . You may have to meet me OUTSIDE nairaland for some real help. Take kia! For me to help you in anyway shape or form. . .YOU MUST NOT OWN A NL ACCOUNT! Like Mr. Obuh! |
Family / Re: Baby Crying At Birth. WHY? by Blazay(m): 8:18am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Lady Winona: I am training to be a baby doctor and out of all the births I've attended, I rarely see a normal baby dt does not cry. To be on the safe side, even when all its vital signs are stable, the baby is still sent to the special care baby unit to be carefully monitored. It's better to be safe than sorry. I guess all I'm trying to say is that crying is one of the most singular parameters to judge whether the baby is biologically equipped to survive in its extra uterine environment. A lack of cry can suggest many things, the lungs, brain and the oral cavity can be impaired, cold stress, hypoglycemia, birth asphyxia, hypoxic encephalopathy, meningitis or tetanus if the cry is abnormal. The list is endless. In summary, u want ur baby to CRY. His or her life might just depend on it. AMEN! Thank our stars for people who work PROFESSIONALLY WITH CHILDREN! |
Family / Re: If A Strange Woman And A Child Appears In Your Matrimonial Home by Blazay(m): 8:03am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Nothing to throw out o! LET THE MAN USE HIS ENERGY AND RESOURCES TO THROW HIMSELF OUT IF HE WISHES! Your only position is to sit and watch! Say little and PAY ATTENTION! Your CHILDREN ARE ABOUT TO SHARE INHERITANCE. . . your only business! IF THAT CHILD IS HIS. . . .HE IS PART OF YOUR FAMILY. . . OR YOU END UP LIKE OJUKWU AND OTHER IRRESPONSIBLE SCATTER-SCATTER TOTOS AND BLOKOSES WHEN HE QUENCHES. Your role as a WIFE is to unite NOT DISUNITE. . . for the sake of YOUR CHILDREN. . .IF YOU DIE BEFORE THEM(not impossible) . . . TIME TO THINK. . .NOT BYTCH! The reason women have lots of issues. . . instead of thinking of the future, they will concentrate on NONSENSE. . .especially with children left to fued against each other after the YEYE parents are long gone. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! |
Family / Re: If A Strange Woman And A Child Appears In Your Matrimonial Home by Blazay(m): 8:01am On Dec 16, 2012 |
If it can happen to another woman, why not you? Is your man a SAINT? After you faint. . .you wake up and confront the 'drama'! Simple. |
Family / Re: What Are You Teaching Your Children About Hard Work And Responsibility? by Blazay(m): 7:55am On Dec 16, 2012 |
1. Get them pets to take cafe of. . . ANIMAL OR PLANT. 2. Give them chores to ensure discipline. . . THEY MAY NOT LIKE IT. . .BUT THEY MUST DO THEM. 3. Familiarize them with actions and consequences. . . REWARD AND PUNISHMENT. 4. Be their BEST ROLE MODELS. . . you can't teach them what you are NOT! MOST IMPORTANTLY. . . NEVER. . . NEVER. . . NEVER BEAT/HIT THEM! YOU ARE TEACHING THEM HOW TO BE VIOLENT. 6 Likes |
Family / Re: If A Strange Woman And A Child Appears In Your Matrimonial Home by Blazay(m): 7:45am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Double post. |
Family / Re: If A Strange Woman And A Child Appears In Your Matrimonial Home by Blazay(m): 7:45am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Hmmmmm I dey laugh! A lot of experiences indeed. NOTHING LIKE PUTTING YOURSELF FIRST! Simple. Being in love does not equate will being weak or insecure! NOBARRY. . . I MEAN NOBARRRRY INTERFERES WITH MY HAPPINESS OR COMFORT. |
Pets / Re: Role of Pets in a Family. by Blazay(m): 7:39am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Very necessary. . . They help to teach children a sense of responsibility and how to 'share', 'love' and 'care'! We always had dogs as children. . .it was fun to see that they were well taken care of. We thoroughly enjoyed the roles. . . . When they died or got lost. . .it was sadness for us. Subconsciously, you are building the emotional compasses of your children. . .so they can have meaningful coping mechanisms as adults. . . NOT EMOTIONAL VAGABONDS! 9 Likes |
Family / Re: If A Strange Woman And A Child Appears In Your Matrimonial Home by Blazay(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2012 |
No big deal! Is it something that has never happen before? SHYTE happens! Not the child's fault anyhoo! I am not that petty when it comes to the inner or outer workings of a man's pehnis! MY HUSBAND'S OR ANY OTHER MAN'S ON THIS PLANET OR BEYOND! Honestly? I could care less. . . . Let him deal with it. . . not my business. When it becomes my business, HE will let ME know. I trust my husband to do the right thing. . . he is human. I don't have ANY iota of stress on account of ANY OTHER. . . .in this sweet life of mine? He will not hear 'phim' from moi. . . HE KNOWS ME WELL! All I will say is 'honey. . . please shut my door. . .let me know how it goes'! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! My friends/siblings don't call me 'THE TOUGHIANT' aka 'the tough one' for nothing. I earned it well. . . .PIECE OF CAKE! 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Breastfeeding In Public - What Is Your View by Blazay(m): 7:17am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Nothing wrong with it. When a baby is hungry and you are out. . . YOU HAVE TO FEED IT! Especially when you cannot excuse yourself to ensure privacy. Some mothers only do the 'baby-friendly' thingy. . .and that choice should be respected. Simple. If anyone makes such a fuss about it. . . maybe the focus of examination should shift to him or her! BABIES MUST FEED! Period! 1 Like |
Family / Re: He Just Can't Get His Jt Up When He Want To Sleep With His Wife by Blazay(m): 7:02am On Dec 16, 2012 |
Too many concerns, NO PROLEMS. One solution. Concentrate on yourself. Being with one WOMAN. . . is the #1 cause of impotence in ALL NIGERIAN MEN! By the time time over-phock him for just two weeks, nothing to look again, pehnis don shrink at the sight of your drooping b0-0bs! Not meant to be insulting to you. . . JUST A REALITY OF LIFE. I dey let my husband WAKA well well. . .because I don't want his pehnis to quench inside my poohsie out of boredom and sexual frustration! You are just worrying yourself for nothing. . .please let him waka. . . .YOU WAKA TOO! It is called 'LMS'! Aka 'LAGOS MARRIAGE SYNDROME'! You are making your husband the center of your world. No man is worth that kind of attention. . . married or not. Time to make a few boyfriends yourself. If you are a CHRISTIAN OR MUSLIM. . . . tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. . . .TOO BAD. You only have one solution then. Suffer in silence. You can avoid the inevitable. . . .it has reached ya door-MOUTH! |
Family / Re: Five Siblings Die In Lagos Fire ! by Blazay(m): 9:58pm On Dec 15, 2012 |
What a way to end the year! Tragic! |
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