₦airaland Forum

Gbawe: First, you assume wrongly "I have been away for too long" now I am not "resident". What next? The local government I live in? I must say I find your witty style interesting in this place full of drab individuals. Your "Abati option" actually made me smile. Fortunately, we don't all have the same values even if the common assumption is that we do.

Not everyone makes choices because of avarice or a crude readiness to sacrifice character at the alter of financial reward. Not all Nigerians are materialistic or simplistically shallow enough to the extent everything boils down to "mo cheddar". I know that may be a concept too difficult for some Nigerians to accept.

I am only going by the information you are giving me, while I try to understand what you really mean from the kinds of threads you initiate on NL for the most part.

Yes, I assumed wrongly. . . No further questions really. I have all the answers I need. I read your writings all over NL and I just smile to myself.

But my perceptions are still valid.
Nigeria's problems and the main problems with NIGERIANS in general are of a supernatural nature.
Do you understand?

Have you ever stopped for one minute to find out why ALL the civil activists have suddenly become extinct in Nigeria and all over Africa for instance? Not unless you want to classify 'Dino Malaye' as one?

Gbawe: I am in Nigeria, and other African nations, several times a year. In fact, the deficiencies of Nigeria becomes even more glaring after you have arrived in the country from other "developing" African Nation and not developed Nations like the UK or USA. The example of the trolley is a case in point. Long flight, heavy bags. You just need a trolley to hand to chuck your baggages on. This is where some w*nker decides to be at his exploitative and inhumane best as a 'welcome' gift to visitors to our dear Nation.

Then you should be used to it by now.
Or are you just visiting for the holidays?
You sound like someone who is not resident in Nigeria.
Just for one reason. . . NIGERIANS HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THAT WHICH YOU HAVE ELUCIDATED ON THIS THREAD.

Gbawe: Sadly, and contrary to what you think, I am only too aware of the rot everywhere. Whether it is the harrowing experience of trying to get a Nigerian Passport in Ikoyi, registering a business, clearing a car you have shipped in, having a semi-illiterate customs officers asking you to pay 'duty' to her personally on a boxed microwave you have already paid value added tax on and are allowed to use by law as a personal item or dealing with how virtually every single person at every point of our International airports is a glorified "oga, anything for me" beggar. If anything, the rot is too real for some of us who are actual stakeholders in Nigeria and always put in the position of having to note unpleasant things about our Nation not seen elsewhere. This is indeed why we speak.

Once again. . . you do not write like a typical resident Nigerian.
A stakeholder in any Nigerian affair is a final death-wish. Your choice of course.
Nigerians can be best described as 'geographical zombies'. . . who have been to weather-beaten to the point of submission.
They have either been 'ABATIRIZED' or just plainly forced to sleep in churches at the mercy of spiritual sorcerers aka PASTORS. . .waiting to give up the ghost.

I await your transformation. . . after all you have written. I hope you take the path of least resistance. . . 'THE ABATI OPTION'! The only honorable path for any Nigerian. . . given the options available.

Nigeria's problems are spiritual in nature. . . you have not even struck the surface.

Is it not what Jesus Christ was supposed to have quenched for?
Wasted sacrifice from spi-RITUALISTS!
The suffering continues in the CHRISTIAN LIFE!!!!

Bacteriocin: For Nigerians ?

Oh yeah!
And for anyone tired of living in a world of stagnation and frustration.
MUST YOU LIVE LIKE A NIGERIAN?
Do like I did. . . ADOPT ANOTHER COUNTRY.
Simple!

You wanno see my CHRISTMAS TREE?

Green and white only.
A HAPPY NIGERIAN IN A FOREIGN LAND!!!
I don shop soteeeeeeeeeeeeey. . . waist dey pain moi.
Guess what? "Black Friday" is just around the corner. 5AM. . . I am out in the cold SHOPPING TILL I DROP!

The choice is yours honey. . . TO BE HAPPY OR MISERABLE.
Poverty is not a curse! Only for the BLACK RACE. I bind it!

Gbawe: We are more or less saying the same thing. Things still seen in Nigeria , as a staple part of our daily existence, are now dead/dying out elsewhere. That in itself, and without going into details, is indicative that others are making progress.

You have been gone too long.
I suspected that much.
Very easy to type from the comfort of your home.
You actually have no idea the kind of 'rot' that has eaten into EVERY fabric of the Nigerian psyche.
My prayer for you is that your gods continue to shield you from such realities. . . .

You would not pick on Oduah and the aviation sector.
If the head of the fish is rotten. . . why blame the neck?
These stooges are only fulfilling the status quo.
Meer puppets on strings.
You can't blame them. . .someone is always available to do 'dirty jobs'. . . for the cheapest price.

Relax, and enjoy your life. Your children will learn to do the same.
Nigeria is a 'hopeless' course AND CAUSE.

^^^
I have to ask you a personal question. Please, don't take offence.

Do you live in Nigeria?
Or, when last did you visit Nigeria?

No need to answer if you do not feel comfortable.


My reason for asking is. . . . . .

Gbawe: Many African Nations are making progress. It is the "giant of Africa" , led by a pack of rapacious 419ners like Oduah, that is stagnant and moving backwards.

Please, with all due respects to Nigeria. . .
1. Define 'progress'.
2. Name one African country making 'progress'.
You have all the time in the world.
Thanks in advance.

The same 'rapacious' 419ners exist all over AFRICA. Nigeria just happens to be the 'Giant' of them all.
Simple!

Sleeping beauty ke?
More like 'sleeping waif' syndrome!

http://www.bing.com/search?q=waif+meaning&form=MSNH14&pq=waif+mea&sc=8-8&sp=1&qs=AS&sk=

waif
Definition
waif[ wayf ]waifs Plural

NOUN
1. abandoned child: a homeless or friendless person, especially an abandoned child
2. stray animal: a stray animal whose owner is unknown
3. thin young person: somebody, usually a young person, with a thin fragile appearance who looks needy
4. unclaimed item: an item that has been found whose owner is unknown ( literary )

The day anyone go kraaaaaaaaaaaase come near my phones with all those 'reeeeetarded' abbreviations. . . I will blow up my phones for real. I could waste my time posting crap on NL (my IMPERSONAL choice). . . E-mails and 'chat'. . . .TUFIAKWA!
Who has time for love from yahoo-yahoo, indigent low-lives and and idle gossips?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

Callotti: By 2000%. . . .
Name one.

Isha wa ndi azu!
Oko si si kpo chi ri uzo!

We dey hail o!

I say name one. . . .they way you reason on NL. . . local, ethnocentric, LACKING THE IMPACT OF EXPOSURE(EVEN WHERE EXPOSED). . . not to mention criminally BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
Okoro feeling funky vs Funky akulas feeling Okoroish!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!
Native doctors!
Native goat. . .imported goat. . . migrant goat. . .diasporan goat. . . .GOAT NA GOAT.
The smell is UNSHAKABLE!

Gbam!

The average lifespan of a Nigerian is really 46!
Damn! Time to take better care of myself!
To think many will not get to that age!
Especially on NL!
R.I.P sir!

Bye Bye Yooooo. . . You will not be missed by me especially.
Go and 'de-bigotize' your soul.
Being both a religious and an ethnic bigot is really a damned situation for anyone.
Wishing you all the best. . .STATUS-POST your cyber irrelevance!

You are one hell of a bigot!
Good riddance to BIAFRA!

I wonder why this calls for any speculation.
THIS IS AFRICA. YOU ONLY STAY STAGNANT OR MOVE BACKWARDS!

Suicide is always an option!

http://news.msn.com/us/woman-sentenced-to-80-years-for-murder-in-day-care-fire

Tata fled to Nigeria in the wake of the fire but was captured after about a month, returned to the U.S. in March 2011 and has remained jailed since. She was born in the U.S. but has Nigerian citizenship.

During Tata's trial, which began Oct. 24, surveillance video was presented that showed her shopping at Target just before the fire occurred. A former Target manager told jurors that Tata did not seem to be in a hurry after realizing she had left the stove top burner on while the kids were at the day care.

80 years!
Unfortunate.

For whia?
When 'resident' bigots keep jumping from website to website and with one polymoniker to another.
Just wondering why the 'camouflage' IN RED? YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY BEAURRRRRRRRRRRRIFOOOOO!!!
IS BABY MAMA NOT BABY OSISI?
MU HAH HAH HAH HAH
OturugbAKA O! No gang PAWA?
Why the camouflage in 'red'? BORN-AGAIN COWARD!!!!

You for try camouflage wellu-wellu na. . .still the same agenda. . . IGBO THIS. . .IGBO THAT. OR ADULTEROUS WIVES ARE GOING TO HELL. MEN CHEAT. . .WOMEN CAN'T. . . BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQz3Fa2xtAA

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

How are the mighty falling!!! KARMA IS A SWEEEEEEEEEEET BIAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!

This calls for some celebrazzzzzzzzzzzzzzion!!!

BABY OSISI AKA BABY MAMA HOW NOW. . . .LONG TIME NO SEE.
You don come follow us play with us for NL. . .?
The one and only FIRST LADY GBURU-GBURU OF NVS. . . .THE UNTOUCHABLE!!!
GANG DON FAIL AUSPY-SUSPY COME OOOOOH!!!

I nor tok oh. . . back to purgatory! Just thought I'd welcome you daaaaaaaaaarling. . . NAIRALAND SWEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Viewing

: Gbawe, *Ileke-IdI, Blazay(m), mukina2

MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!! Back to bed jare!

"Dem" dey put prick for one place?
Any time you find them 'die-vorcees' by assassination. . . A WOMAN FRIEND MUST BE IN THE CAR!
Awon 'FUJI ROFOFOFO'!

All heresay without proper investigations! Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
OGUN STATE. . .WHERE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHNHd31qxoY

TOTO IS LORD!!!!

[quote author=nnenna.1]Aren't you also quick to say that "Delta Ibos" are a different breed from Igbos across the Niger bridge courtesy of your husband?

So not all south south people are perfect huh?[/quote]Irrelevant.

THE KIDNAPPERS COULD BE FROM THE MOON FOR ALL I CARE.
If you stop all these your Igbotic nonsense all over NL and else where. . .no one will care.
Please, the matter has come and gone. No barry cares If the kidnappers are from TIMBOOTYTU!
But those who wanno seek 'sympathy' for useless sentiments as usual.
Move on before you quench with HBP concerning Igbo this and Igbo that.
Don't yawl have some holiday shopping to do?

MOVEEEEEE ON!!!!
Thank you.

The ones that killed Cynthia and the ones from ABSU rap-e video 'hoax' are all from Delta state too!
Oya. . . everybody sing:

THEY ARE NOT IGBOS!
THEY ARE NOT IGBOS!
THEY ARE NOT IGBOS!


OSISI KA NKWU IS FROM DELTA TOO!!!
Apologies to BABY OSISI MAMA OF NL!!!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!

Who gives a bloody phock?

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!!!!

NDI IGBO PLEASE SING!!!
WE SHOT THE SHERRIF. . . BUT WE DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPURRRRRRRRRRRY!!!!

Asko o!

ALL THE IGBO THIEVES EXECUTED IN MALAYSIA ARE ALL FROM DELTA STATE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Abeg free BIAFRANS FROM CRIMINALITY. . . make we drink mami wota for NL.

Ndi Igbos are hurting on NL. THEY CAN'T SLEEP! FREEEEEEEEEEEE THEM OOOOOH!!! FREEEEEEEEEE THEM!

DELTA KWENU! YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! KWENU!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

After 50 post colonization?
This is the best the Nigerian oil can do?
What a shame!