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The clone can't get pregnant now.. A man disguised as a woman can't take in

I smell GAY

xxolisexx:
shebi, as dem dey shoot make i dey take pics, aboki...

Lmaooooooooo

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VLongstrider:
I swear I fit relate. Yesterday I play under 4.5 for Manchester United game.. ... dem play 4:1

Next time don't underestimate man Utd

Fembleez1:
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So I was messing with Duta, the whatsapp bot today and decided to translate some words. I typed "Slay Queen" See what Duta translated it to

OMG!! LMAO.. ..I'm laughing and crying here.. .Lalasticlala help

How much in naija

WTF is going on here

Wow. Mehn I love this thread. I read all the comments
I hate going out, especially to places where a lot of people are.
I close to only a few folks
Nobody really knows "me"
I used to have poor social and conversation skills but I'm better now thanks to reading books.
First Class Textrovert
I know how to enjoy myself
I made up my mind to be close to females and now I have 3 on my neck don't know how to manage them without messing up
People call me weird and it kinda makes me happy
I over think little things and over analyse people

A lady (one of the 3 "wise women" sent me money on my B-Day. I spent the rest of the day analysing y she would do that instead of enjoying my day

I treasure memories Alot and I like taking pictures of my close friends when they are unaware. The pic look more real and natural that way rather than fake smiles.

I can spend Hours going through those pictures and laughing to myself, remembering fun moments.

I hate meeting new people too, unless it's beneficial

Cc wins18 Inana

Heterodox Xgravity you are sighted

Queenlovely:
I see Nairalanders always calling somebody a wasted sperm, and My hyperactive curiousity kicked in. How do we conclude that a person a living a wasted life. By what parameters do you hold your pronouncement? Can life really be wasted? Do we have any right to call somebody's life wasted? Even at the larger society and your culture, why is a person termed wasted? I conducted a quick survey around my neighbourhood and came up with the answers below.
1. People who have nothing to show for a Big effort.
2. Retiring a poor old man
3. Wasted huge opportunities
4. Having contrary opinion
5. Imprisonment
6. Married to wrong person
7. Untimely death
8. Not taking risk.
9. Abortion
10. Social network freak and binge watching tv.
Please add yours below
no insult please
comment with sense. Its not my fault I keep posting blame my imagination. Although I want to keep bringing intellectual discussion to stimulate your mind. Enough with slay king and queen. I am trying to create the Nairaland I would desire. Create yours.

A broke/poor adult man esp when he has children
A childless couple(starts counting from 5 yrs of marriage)
A sec sch/uni
dropout
An unemployed graduate
An old spinster/bachelor
A beggar
A serial squatter
A divorcee esp women
A petty thief
A runs girl or prostitut.e
An homosexual
A single mom


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Queenlovely:
I see Nairalanders always calling somebody a wasted sperm, and My hyperactive curiousity kicked in. How do we conclude that a person a living a wasted life. By what parameters do you hold your pronouncement? Can life really be wasted? Do we have any right to call somebody's life wasted? Even at the larger society and your culture, why is a person termed wasted? I conducted a quick survey around my neighbourhood and came up with the answers below.
1. People who have nothing to show for a Big effort.
2. Retiring a poor old man
3. Wasted huge opportunities
4. Having contrary opinion
5. Imprisonment
6. Married to wrong person
7. Untimely death
8. Not taking risk.
9. Abortion
10. Social network freak and binge watching tv.
Please add yours below
no insult please
comment with sense. Its not my fault I keep posting blame my imagination. Although I want to keep bringing intellectual discussion to stimulate your mind. Enough with slay king and queen. I am trying to create the Nairaland I would desire. Create yours.

A broke/poor adult man
A childless couple(starts counting from 5 yrs of marriage)
A sec sch/uni
dropout

oglalasioux:
May I have your email? Thanks.

Victoragevsky@gmail.com

oglalasioux:
Yes they are. I have a great one capable of generating good money and creating good jobs for lots of hardworking people.

Ok. I'll like to hear it

So when are we expecting our first Topic my Queen?.

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Is anyone still here

funbat:
why waste your entire life under some one else's shadow when u can be your own boss with the new technology we have, check my signature let me show you how, serious minded alone pls

Na abalux dey ur sig

TOSIN101:
Air peace is a fu**ked airline, there customer service is zero, there staffs are thieves, they tried to scam me on a flight from Accra to Lagos

Drop full story jare

Kimkardashain:
Yea Thats Exactly What they sent me wit the code

It's a scam girl. I got same msg too, only that I won 10 bitcoins

dreposh:
maybe its free

I like the way you think