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tosyne2much:
eeeeehya !! You know unknown people sometimes bear facial resemblance with someone you know

lmao, pix dont lie naw

mine was too embarrassing!! There was this gal I was trying to impress in ma dept. she had this annoying best friend who was always shielding her from me. so after an exam one day, I was answering the questions she was asking me and I started feeling like a boss. then the best friend opened her note and showed the gal that most of my answers were wrong!!!!! na so dem con dey laff me :-(

tosyne2much:
The Federal Polytechnic Ado Ekiti

nice one. but it aint you. the guy I know schools in Ui

tosyne2much:
Don't type her moniker in full. Just type half of it

lol. no let me do that. BTW you look a lot like someone I knew. which school are u studying in?

tosyne2much:
and who's the online E-wife ?

tosyne2much:
[
i] and who's the online E-wife [/i] ?

don't let me say something that will cause war in this romance section. you want me to reveal the anointed sister abi nice try

tosyne2much:
she accused me wrongly

I wasn't caught in the act

lmao, I guess you aren't any on the list then, since you av an online wifey

tosyne2much:
clinical evidence is that I have no female phone number saved on phone, whatsapp & BBM

the ones you send PMS on NL nko I saw one of your threads where you claimed your E-wife accused you of flirting!!! gotcha!!!

tosyne2much:
I'm allergic to the list so I fall in none of the categories

clinical evidence of you proven to be allergic to the list or adonbilivU :/ :\

A thread for sharing funny things exam stress has caused us to do.
https://www.nairaland.com/2064041/things-exam-stress-result-caused

Seun

hmmm. OP, Which one is applicable to you?

SkinnyDude:
supporter of APC

guy, na janja..weed wey i type.

naira land Dan turn wayo. soon anyone who types Seun will see 'Naira land owner' as his post.

Aboki= Abo.ki Nairaland= S.BAN supporter of APC= jan.ja weed. all thanks to naira land censor

Below is a list of awkward moments in relationships. This thread was created purely for enjoyment and fun, so enjoy!

1) That awkward moment your girl is sleeping over and she starts calling your best friend's pet name/nick name while deep in sleep and moaning @ d same time. *GOBE*

2) That awkward moment you and Ur girl attend a crusade and she starts manifesting during deliverance session. * You Dan enter your own*

3) That awkward moment when you introduce Ur girl to Ur best friend and after 5 mins, they are still shaking hands and looking into each others eyes deeply. *hmmmm*

4) That awkward moment when you discover Ur ATM is missing, then you remember that only you and your ex, whom you broke up with the previous day, know your pin code. *chei*

5) That awkward moment when you decide to investigate about Ur GF's family and you discover she and shekau are cousins.

6) That awkward moment when you go through your girls chats/messages on her phone, and you discover that you are just her MAGA NO. 15

5) That awkward moment you run into an elderly family relative in a red light district....

6) That awkward moment when you discover by accident that Ur girl has a non-curable STI, which she contracted before knowing her.

7) That awkward moment when you had a serious fight with your girl, only to remember that she has 5 elder brothers, and they know your movements....

That awkward moment when a girl you aren't interested in starts stalking you and introducing herself to your family members as your girl...

9) That awkward moment the girl in ( above hugs and kisses you in front of your pastor (deeper life ) while on evangelism.
That's all for now.

sweetcocoa:
I could swear that the fact about refs favoring players in red is so true, Man u comes to mind.

what's Dis one saying?

sweetcocoa:
I could swear that the fact about refs favoring players in red is so true, Man u comes to mind.

wow, such a lovely baby

hmmm, maybe I should come and join my guys in France.. nah, I am contented with studying here in Russia.

lol, this one is very strong oo

Pls what the hell is dis doing on FP?? Every knowlegeable Christian will knw this is a deliberate misinterpretation and misrepresentation of paul's statements. I guess whoever did this must be a muslim or an atheist mod. Who is this Femi Aribisala BTW?? He should pls stop reading the bible to condemn it. Some people sha. *smh*

DesChyko:
Let the number show the positions of the required letters.

1 mobile = 1st letter = M
3 books = 3rd letter = O
2 roars = 2nd letter = O
1 night = 1st letter = N
4 balls = 4th letter = L
2 lighters = 2nd letter = I
1 ghost = 1st letter = G
1 hat = 1st letter = H
3 watches = 3rd letter = T

Answer = MOONLIGHT

No need to form braniac. That riddle no easy to begin negotiate at all. I just paste the information for google, answer come out sharp sharp.

I just package am so e go be like say na me guess am, but today na Sunday and I no wan lie jare.

i feel you jor. I dey do am too, give me a riddle and I'll show you how to use google.

Op, pls I will like to meet this John oo, so that I can tap anointing

enochogaga:
no need for stories, just download open vpn, and drop ur email, so i can send u the settings,
Is free k, dont just want dis tweak to be known by many.

Op, victoragevsky@gmail.com

Op, actions and statements of muslims justify all that is in ur post. For example, I was revising for an exam with my friends on an exam day, 5 mins b4 the exam started, we wanted to pray. Immediately i started saying 'In Jesus name', the only muslim girl there hissed loudly and walked away. Now what do u call that??.

Jacide:
As we all know, it's the end of the year. Which network is the best and which one is the worst for the year

Go now and vote >>> http://bestmobs.com/vote-best-mobile-network-nigeria-2014/

1) Glo (Best network) 2)Etisalat 3)Mtn 4) Airtel (worst network)

buzyguy:
u'd beta go prepare 4ya physics,

I am preparing oo.. You nko??

Professor1234:
just admitted

nice...

bastien:
by then I go don sign professional contract with Arsenal, u go dey watch me every weekend

lmao. Pls make sure you take Arsenal to the next level oo..

Professor1234:
pharmacy ,are u just admitted?

that depends. But I'll be in 200 level nxt yr. What abt you

bastien:
ok I dey wait

you go wait till 2020 for me to grad oo. Then I'll tell you my CGPA

Professor1234:
ur courz pls

medicine and surgery. What about yours??

bastien:
na u no get 1st class like d dude.... tell me another story ni

whatz dis one saying?? I tell you say i dan grad?? Park well joor