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eeya sorry. I don't really know what you can do though. she should have spoken up on time before it got this bad. but pls, don't let that stewpid niggur go away unpunished!! . He should be made to pay for his sins. how old is she by the way??

harrysterol:
[size=30pt]Cool Facts[/size]

Your liver is 96% water

Your ring finger is the weakest

Your nails grow faster during pregnancy

The acid in yo stomach is strong enough to dissolve chicken bones

Blondes have more hair than dark haired pple

The average woman is 5 inches shorter than harrysterol

Qn:
How could u rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word?
Note: There is only one correct answer

one word :-)

nice. I foresee a BB resurgence.

simdam500:
There are thirty-nine letters in this sentence
A. True
B. False
C. Impossible to say

simdam500:
Mr. Baker and his wife have Four sons, and every of the sons has a sister.
How many are there in the family ?

simdam500:
There are Nine children in the house. And only them are in the house...
A is ironing
B is watching TV
C is cooking
D is playing cards
E is bathing
F is listening to music
G is sleeping
I is dressing
And what is H doing right now?

simdam500:
Here's a simple one for y'all, I expect 80% to get this right.

Mother's name is Sixty two
Son's name is Fifty two
Daughter's name is Forty two

What's the fathers name?

simdam500:
When Lilly was 4 years old, her sister Mary was half her age. Now Mary is 40 years old..
How old is Lilly?

simdam500:
Here's a simple one for y'all, I expect 80% to get this right.

Mother's name is Sixty two
Son's name is Fifty two
Daughter's name is Forty two

What's the fathers name?

.


H is playing cards with D.

there are 7 people in that family-father, mother, four brothers and one sister
er.


fathers SURNAME is TWO

A) True, there are 39 letters in that sentence for real

simdam500:
A Carpenter was in a terrible hurry. He had to work as quickly as possible to cut a very heavy 10 foot plank into 10 equal parts.

If it takes 1 minute per cut. How long will it take him to get the 10 equal pieces?

9 mins. he will cut 9 times to get ten equal pieces

simdam500:
David has been trapped in a room and is thinking of his escape. The room has only 2 possible exits: two doors

Through the first door is a room constructed with magnifying glasses. The hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters.

Through the second door is a room full of knives, swords that makes it impossible for anything/anyone to take a step without being cut

How does David escape?

he leaves through the first door at night

simdam500:
A man was leaving on a business trip and stops by the office on the way to the airport. The night watchman stops him and say "Sir, don't take that flight. I had a dream last night that your plane crashed and every one would die".

The business man cancels his trip and sure enough, the plane crashes, killing everyone on board. The man rewards the watchman for saving his life, Then fires him.

Why?

he had a dream, meaning he was sleeping on duty!!!!

simdam500:
A cab driver picked a lady who was a talkative. He didn't want to engage in conversation, so he pretended to be deaf & dumb

He pointed to his mouth and ears to indicate that he could neither speak nor hear. After she alighted, he pointed to the meter so that she could see how much she owed.

She paid him and walked off. Then she realized that he could not have been a deaf mute. How did she know?

he knew where to drop her so he must have heard her and she figured that out

braintext:
I think the easiest way is for you to flash share or transfer the application from your friends device to yours and install it...

dude pls how do I increase d quality of my tablets Camera?? it is an 8 inch tablet with only 5MP camera. the pix are usuallt poor and blurry. its tecno phantom pad N9. pls help :') ;(

harrysterol:
Hello Dear threaders,

I heard it said that if YOU don't have a plan for Your life then you will fit into SOME ONE'S plan.

And Guess what, Not much is planned For You.

Not much hope, Not Much progress, Not much Possibilities. Etc.

Growth is intentional, Failure is?

My thoughts once Said that Life is a plastic, so therefore we can Mould our Lives the way we want it to be.

SEE YOU IN 2015 (big hug, end of amazing facts for 2014)

To the visible commenter's I say is nice riding with u,
jennyblash,Aikon,
iebanehita, weezii
blessedvisky,Donbabajayz ,Williamso, Donbabajayz
deebee13, chanddys,lynkyinka, WIZGUY69, Roum, Bifwoli, and every other person in the thread. I wish you a happy new year, you all recognised, we will continue this in 2015!

am touched! really touched by this!! Infact I think am gonna......... no, I won't!!!! . wait, who am I kidding am still gonna

harrysterol:
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*Men who kiss their wives in the morning live 5 years longer

**The human liver performs over 500 functions

**The word Spain means "the land of rabbits"

**There are only 81 stable chemical elements

**Female Elephants are cows

**People tend to marry partners who live near them

**Argentina's capital Buenos Aires means "Good air"

Qn;
In what year did Christmas & New Year's fall in the same year?

the answer is every year!! both holidays are observed on the first and 358th day of THE SAME YEAR!!!!

sport i meant image quality

Hello naira land gurus, pls I am using a techno N9 tablet. but the camera is very poor, compared to my Nokia asha 210 camera. the asha beats the tablet hands down in age quality, despite costing 3 times lesser than the tablet!!!! !!! . so pls help me out, how can I increase my Tab's camera quality? the mega pixel is 5MP.

pls do. God bless you

UI ALL THE WAY!! THE FIRST AND THE BEST

lol, see how many people dey view Chelsea's loss. Lesson : people consciously or unconsciously want successful people to lose or mess up!!! It brings a kind of 'satisfactory' feeling. I ain't a Chelsea fan though..... so good work Tottenham

wow, so true. thanks

TheGreatGriot:
Wake up Nigerians. Israel got to where they are through a lot of murder and the backing of other countries that murder. With the help of the US they are colonizing the land of the Palestinians. Soon you can add that plot of land to your list and you'll praise then yet again for having so much. The Khazars living in Israel are not the original Jews. Wake up. Stop allowing yourselves to be brainwashed. Research truth. I'm adding this video because it applies to Nigerians just like it does to black Americans. I hope you join us in the challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joHpjXkjaLM

Smh. Tell someone who cares

koastar:
Take a good look at the two photos. while a man of over 70 is navigating new applications on a tablet; another, a PhD holder is posing with a computer that is not even SWITCHED ON! Now, you tell me, is that a sign of a man that has a clue about what he is doing?

haba!! wetin now?? y u just mean Jonathan like this?? Funny though

Ymodulus:
Leaks images of Xiaomi laptops have appeared online. Meaning Xiaomi is on verge of making its very own laptop. Cutting to the chase, here are some pictures of the purported leaked device for you to look at and draw your conclusion:


Specification of Laptop

1. 15-inch 1920 x 1080p display
2. Intel i7 chip
3. 16GB RAM.

It is tipped to be priced only at 2,999 CNY or US$480 or N91,200, which sounds like quite a bargain.

https://i0.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/laptop.jpb_.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024
[img]http://i0.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/laptop4.jpg?resize=500%2C375?w=600[/img]
[img]http://i2.wp.com/www.gizchina.com/wp-content/uploads/images/laptop3.jpg?resize=500%2C375?w=600[/img]

op this specs aren't enough na. what abt battery life?? the hard disk nko common, we need more specs!

what if the keyboard is now in Chinese nko or what if the language and text recognition is in Chinese??'what will we now do?..

Adesam09:
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nice one dude

lmao. He no understand

gatiano:
BLACKMAN AND BLACKWOMAN ARE GODS IN DIVINE UNITY , ITS CALLED ONE GOD. if you are non-black, or a sympathizer to non-black, i do not care. you may be thinking and asking, why then are the black people in this condition? Since we are GODS, and GOD is fearless and can't do evil, WE decided to see what evil looks and feels like. so we made man in our own image, before the making, we went on a process of sleeping call self-forgetfulness which took 44,000 years, or else the non-black people would have been unable to do nothing, even while making them, we had to seperate the Black babies from the non-black infants, in short we slept almost 49000 years before the non-black could lift a thought.

Now, it wasn't all the black people that left the condition of the "DIVINE UNITY", There are 24 elder (12 men/ 12 women) each with 12 assistance chiefs making 144 chiefs, this 168 Blackpeople remained in their consciousness. 144 chiefs have 1000 helpers each called 144,000 Judges.
all splitted even between man and woman, we never saw one as superior than the other, but duties might differ. the 144,000 are concious, but not in their physical bodies, There bodies are said to be conserved in the pyramids, where whitemen have been trying to open since 1936 but could not has i type and you would abuse me.

The 24 elders, 144 chiefs and the 144,000 judges is what is term the trinity (father, son and holy spirit).

Now one might say, "oh! they stayed cool while we suffer" no not atall, they were to look over everything as the leader.
As for every black man and black woman that is living now or that have lived in the past 6000 years, are a prototype of the first self.
in other words, as a blackman, you have eternal life, you can die except if you so choose it, even at that, it is impossible, it does not mean one can escape hell if one is so bad (the blackman can only imitate evil, he is no evil by nature).
so a blackman lives, dies, goes to hell to wash up for 3 days, depending on his sins and his willingness to repent, 3 days will look like 3 mins, and it could look like 3 years, (it does not take more than 3 days for blackpeople to repent, unlike the non-black), you ascend to the 24 elders, and them reincarnate again for new experiences in different bodies from a different parent. so when you about to do childish stuffs like to abusing right away calling me demented and deluded, Something inside of you will administer to you "why don't you investigate what that gati ano wrote you?" just check it out, he would say or she if you are a woman, This person is your firstself Who is GOD who resides inside you. Thus as a blackperson, you are GOD. but you won't listen, you'd abuse me. my firstself said "how could you be so sure"?

Ifeann:
blessedvisky I actually feel sorry for him. this is that confused spirit of Islam.
What u fail to realize gatiano is that in Saudi Arabia and several Islamic states including the ISIS territories, ur statements amount to shirk and spreading corruption in the land. You will be beheaded or crucified.
You

gatiano:
BLACKMAN AND BLACKWOMAN ARE GODS IN DIVINE UNITY , ITS CALLED ONE GOD. if you are non-black, or a sympathizer to non-black, i do not care. you may be thinking and asking, why then are the black people in this condition? Since we are GODS, and GOD is fearless and can't do evil, WE decided to see what evil looks and feels like. so we made man in our own image, before the making, we went on a process of sleeping call self-forgetfulness which took 44,000 years, or else the non-black people would have been unable to do nothing, even while making them, we had to seperate the Black babies from the non-black infants, in short we slept almost 49000 years before the non-black could lift a thought.

Now, it wasn't all the black people that left the condition of the "DIVINE UNITY", There are 24 elder (12 men/ 12 women) each with 12 assistance chiefs making 144 chiefs, this 168 Blackpeople remained in their consciousness. 144 chiefs have 1000 helpers each called 144,000 Judges.
all splitted even between man and woman, we never saw one as superior than the other, but duties might differ. the 144,000 are concious, but not in their physical bodies, There bodies are said to be conserved in the pyramids, where whitemen have been trying to open since 1936 but could not has i type and you would abuse me.

The 24 elders, 144 chiefs and the 144,000 judges is what is term the trinity (father, son and holy spirit).

Now one might say, "oh! they stayed cool while we suffer" no not atall, they were to look over everything as the leader.
As for every black man and black woman that is living now or that have lived in the past 6000 years, are a prototype of the first self.
in other words, as a blackman, you have eternal life, you can die except if you so choose it, even at that, it is impossible, it does not mean one can escape hell if one is so bad (the blackman can only imitate evil, he is no evil by nature).
so a blackman lives, dies, goes to hell to wash up for 3 days, depending on his sins and his willingness to repent, 3 days will look like 3 mins, and it could look like 3 years, (it does not take more than 3 days for blackpeople to repent, unlike the non-black), you ascend to the 24 elders, and them reincarnate again for new experiences in different bodies from a different parent. so when you about to do childish stuffs like to abusing right away calling me demented and deluded, Something inside of you will administer to you "why don't you investigate what that gati ano wrote you?" just check it out, he would say or she if you are a woman, This person is your firstself Who is GOD who resides inside you. Thus as a blackperson, you are GOD. but you won't listen, you'd abuse me. my firstself said "how could you be so sure"?

lmao. ifeann I feel sorry for him too. gatiano I hope u Knw that Muslims who read your posts fèel sorry for you too Shekau Sef go look u and feel sorry for yôu . I think you are mixing christian doctrines and Islamic injunctions and your own super weird imaginations to form this new doctrine of yours. let me ask you a question; AS ANYONE EVER TÀKÈN YOU SERIOUSLY OÑ THIS SÈCTIOÑ BEFORE.?? Pls think about the questîon well before typing a reply. that's all for now. Thanks anyway

harrysterol:
the picture means that, your sleeping at night because your eating during the day time, if you should start eating only at night selecting the time you eat during day time, your internal body clock will reset itself, and will see your morning of 7a.m to be 7p.m instead meaning you will start sleeping only during the day time and be awake during the night period and your night periods will turn to day

nice

Israel is a unique country. Small, but powerful! They will always remain relevant . Hit like if you believe God has a hand in Israel's development and relevance

gatiano:
what are you talking hiding behind ife ann ifeann? plants and animals were created by BLACKMEN AND BLACKWOMEN.

100% proof you are posting trash.

you didn't create this thread, so my comment earlier abt the contradictions btwn 2 and 4&5 wasnt directed at you. I see your posts regularly in this section. you say things like God is black man, black man is original man and other funny stuff. like I Sed earlier, TRASH!!!

harrysterol:
[size=20pt]Cool facts[/size]

* the international space station is the most expensive object ever built at $160 billion

*the Manchineel Tree is the most poisonous tree, even rain water dripping off the tree can burn your skin

*

Any one that doesn't understand this picture should ask i will explain further

pls explain the pix. I rdont get it fully

Ifeann:
Lol. sometimes I think you are an atheist who just pretends to be a Muslim so you can further tarnish the already battered image of Muslims.

I totally agree with you. 'Trash' is d word that keeps coming to mind anytime I read his posts. BTW, NO.5 and NO.4of the original post of this thread directly contradict NO. 2. To say plants, animals, planets, etc are also Muslims would mean they also observe 5 and 4. SMH

Interesting Facts About Israel

Geography:
Israel is only 1/6 of 1% of the landmass of the Middle East.
Israel is roughly half the size of Lake Michigan.
The Sea of Galilee, at 695 ft. below sea level, is the lowest
freshwater lake in the world.
The Dead Sea is the lowest surface point on earth, at about 1,373
feet below sea level.
Israel is the only nation in the world that entered the 21st
century with a net gain in it's number of trees.
Jericho is the oldest continuously inhabited town in the world.
The Mount of Olives in Jerusalem is the oldest, continually used
cemetery in the world.

Demographics:
Israel's population is half the size of Metro New York City.
Israel has only 2% of the population of the Middle East.
Israel has the highest ratio of university degrees per capita in
the world.
Israel produces more scientific papers per capita than any other
nation in the world - by a large margin.
Israel has the highest number of scientists and technicians per
capita in the world - by a large margin.
Israel has the highest number of engineers per capita in the
world.
Israel has the highest number of PhD's per capita in the world.
Israel has the highest number of physicians per capita in the
world.
Israel has the largest percentage of it's workforce employed in
technical professions in the world.
Israel is the largest immigrant-absorbing nation in the world, per
capita.
Israel is the only country in the Middle East where the Christian
population has grown over the last 50 years.
Israel is the only country in the Middle East where Christians,
Muslims and Jews are all free to vote.
Israel is the only country in the Middle East where women enjoy
full political rights.

Economics:
Israel has the largest number of startup companies per capita in
the world.
Israel is the world's largest wholesale diamond center, finally
surpassing Antwerp in the 1970's. Most of the cut & polished
diamonds in the world come from Israel.
Israel has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies
outside of the US and Canada.
Israel was the first country to have a free trade agreement with
the United States.
Apart from the Silicon Valley, Israel has the highest
concentration of hi-tech companies in the world.

Electronics:
The cell phone was developed in Israel at Motorola's largest
development center.
The Voice Mail technology was developed in Israel.
In the early 80's, IBM chose an Israeli-designed computer chip
as the brains for it's first personal computers.
The first anti-virus software for computers was developed in
Israel in 1979.
Most of the Windows NT and XP operating systems were
developed in Israel by Microsoft.
Both the Pentium-4 and Centrino processors were entirely
designed, developed and produced in Israel.
The Pentium MMX Chip technology was designed in Israel at
Intel.
Israel has the highest number of home computers per capita in
the world.
The technology for the AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ was
developed in 1996 by 4 young Israelis.
Israel was the first Middle Eastern country to launch a satellite,
the Ofek 1, on September 19, 1988.

Culture:
Hebrew is the only case of a dead national language being
revived in all of world history. Hebrew had not been spoken as a
native tongue by anyone for centuries. Today it is the native
tongue of millions of people.
Israel has more museums per capita than any other nation in the
world.
Israel has more orchestras per capita than any other nation in
the world.
Israel publishes more books per capita than any other nation in
the world.
Israel publishes more books translated from other languages
than any other nation in the world.
Israel reads more books per capita than any other nation in the
world.
The most independent and free Arabic press in the Middle East
is in Israel.

Military/Security:
Israel has the largest fleet of F-16 aircraft outside of the US.
Israel has the world's most impenetrable airline security.
Israel spends more money per capita on it's own protection than
any country in the world.

Other:
Of the 175 UN Security Council resolutions passed before 1990,
97 were directed against Israel. Of the 690 UN General Assembly
resolutions voted on before 1990, 429 were directed against Israel.
Israel's dairy cows are the most productive dairy cows in the
world. They average 25,432 pounds of milk per cow per year,
compared to just 18,747 pounds from American cows; 17,085 from
Canadian cows; 13,778 from European Union cows; 10,207 from
Australian cows; and 6,600 from Chinese cows.
Israel has more in-vitro fertilization per capita than anywhere in
the world, and it's free.
Israelis, per capita, are the world's biggest consumers of fruits
and vegetables.

Source: www.biblicalzionist.com/facts.htm

cassyrooy:
Your case don turn to intelligent fool. Haba! You read before writting that exam?

don't mind me joor, but I av repented. I no dey answer questions after exam again