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 Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]The touts are actually doing their Industrial training [I.T] here, they dont harm people on Weekdays, they Just Fart -- One is around  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:32pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
walks in2 d bar lukd around 2 see if dose touts elguapo mentiond last tym r around..cleard my throat hrmm...i bled 4 barca last nite wat a humiliatin defeat 4rm bayern munich |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 11:30am On Apr 24, 2013*. Modified: 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missingwalked in2 d bar looked around 2 see if some touts r around,fank jah dem nor dey around!wat a humiliation...ooO my heart bleeds 4 barca as i watch bayern trash dem 4 goals 2 nafin...infact elguapo giv me fried beans nd roasted rice im starving |
| Romance › Re: Why Are You Still Single? by blidz2(m): 8:21am On Apr 19, 2013*. Modified: 8:40am On Apr 19, 2013 |
Keziehenry: Hmmm,i dont even know my marital status,am i single,marid or engagedbros yu r confused |
| Romance › On What Basis Would You Define Ur Relationship "LOVE Or LUST" by blidz2(op): 2:18pm On Apr 18, 2013 |
Advance learner dictionary defines Love as a strong feeling of deep affection for sb/sth,especially a member of ur family or friend while Lust is a very strong sexual desire especially when love is not involved...these two conflicting definitions help to seperate love 4rm lust.by definition alone the two differ in that,love is based on an affinity while lust is based on desire.the two also differ in how they affect a relationship but sometimes it becomes difficult to seperate the two because lust can exist in the presense of love.. My question now is "viewers on what basis would you define your relationship...Love or Lust.whats your take on this issues[color=#000099][/color] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 3:08pm On Apr 17, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**i can see yu r also an arsenal fan |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 5:43pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! You sabi Lie Eh...bald man,sowie bra man,giv me 1 chilled bottle of star....luks around any arsenal fans dey here?....una well done o 4 d controversial victory over norwich |
| Romance › Re: Why Women Dislike Nice Guys by blidz2(m): 9:38am On Apr 09, 2013 |
dahonestboss: Mr manGirls like 2 date bad guys because they feel secured wiv dem (ie d bad guys) while d nice guys r kept in dere friend zone |
| Romance › Re: Signs To Show You Love Your Partner Too Much by blidz2(m): 1:54pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Ijele-igbo]When you love someone so much more than they love you, you set the stage for that person to reject you. It's like putting pressure on someone to eat even though he or she is not hungry, and then feeling bad about the person's inability to eat as much as you want - YOUR FAULT, NOT THE PERSON'S... Well, here are some signs that you've crossed the line between "loving" to "loving too much". 1. You felt empty and unloved before you met him or her, but now you feel even emptier and insecure. 2. You want to talk to him or her every few hours/ see him or her every few days but unlike you, he or she is able to go for long periods of time without talking to you or seeing you - and it doesn't seem to bother him or her. 3. Most times - its either you're thinking - "he or she loves me so much" or "it's all over, he/she is not going to call." 4. Much of your day is consumed thinking of this special person and developing strategies of what you'll say or do (and when) to make him/her see that you are meant for each other etc. 5. He or she seems extraordinarily independent and this is driving you nuts. He or she even makes you feel you could have sex with someone else and it wouldn't matter. 6. One moment, you find yourself unable to hold back from telling him or her that he or she is unfair, selfish, insensitive, unmotivated etc and the next moment you are professing your love and desire for a committed relationship. 7. You live for his or her love - and in moments of insecurity you try to squeeze out some words or actions that reassure you that he or she loves you and is there to stay - although deep inside you know that putting pressure on him or her is the worst thing to do. 8. You feel like you are getting mixed signals from him or her (you probably are). One moment he or she is open and wants to be close and the next, his or her words and actions seem to say "I need my space' or "leave me alone". 9. You're are trying so badly to please him or her, and do things to show him or her that you are deeply in love, and in the process losing yourself to the point that you are becoming increasingly "too serious' and"overly sensitive'. 10. You want to (and actually do) talk about the relationship more than he or she wants to. And many of your talks about the relationship leave you feeling more insecure, unlovable and second-rate. 11. There is another man or woman in the picture - and your man or woman can't seem to get him or herself to end the relationship with that other man or woman. You can see that he or she is genuinely confused because he or she loves the other person too - or more! 12. Your assessment of where the relationship is at is different from his or hers - and when you point this out, he or she says you are making him or her feel pressured for something he or she can't give or isn't ready for. 13. His or her life - professional and social - seems so full that there is not much room for you. The more you try to fit in, the more you feel like the "outsider" and he or she is not doing much to include you. 14. The last time you tried to back away a little to try seeing things clearer, you couldn't even pull that one through. You got so scared that a little distance might end the relationship completely. 15. You have sex with him or her because you think that's what he or she wants - you hope and pray that the closeness of sex will bring the two of closer to each other - but it only makes you feel used. 16. You are constantly trying to see the negatives of the relationship in positive light and focing yourself to believe him or her - even when what he or she is saying defies simple common sense. 17. You are obsessed with trying to interprete, understand and clarify his or her every word and action. You are constantly searching FB pages like Sex Life for articles, asking friends and even strangers what they think - does he or she love me or not? 18. He or she is in total control of his or her feelings and of the relationship. You are the powerless clinger. 19. Your anxiety is on the high end - you are really afraid that this relationship might end (and expecting it to) anytime really soon. 20. There is a part of you that just wants to end it all - wants him or her to leave so that you can regain your lost power (feel normal again), yet you are frightened of that too. Loving too much is a relationship-killer! Interestingly, most men and women end the relationship with you, NOT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT LOVE YOU BUT BECAUSE YOUR "TOO MUCH LOVING" PLACES YOUR PARTNER UNDER SO MUCH PRESSURE. At the end, it all boils down to one simple fact - "Too Much of Everything Is Bad - Even Love" PERFECT IS BORING... #Dr. Olu...[/quote]yu r right its happenin 2 me...dere is dis gal i so much luv buh i fink im takin it 2 fast,i always feel insecure weneva im wiv her |
| Romance › Re: Romance Nd Finance by blidz2(op): 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
megareal: You don't need to ask as we all know that ''money answereth all things'' including romance.megareal wat if in a situation d guy is not financially boyant nd yu luv him...wat'll yu do? |
| Romance › Re: Romance Nd Finance by blidz2(op): 5:55pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
Darlene babe: wen u romance finish, u no dey hungry? abi na romance u go chop. the two jaredarlene e be like say yu go like money o |
| Romance › Romance Nd Finance by blidz2(op): 10:05am On Apr 02, 2013 |
In a relationship,which is important a)Romance b)Finance wats ur take nd give reasons |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 8:52am On Apr 02, 2013 |
Kingso23: man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....I don't blame him...dat tin in btwn his 2 legs does almost half of his tinkin so im not suprised by d way he reason...stupid imp |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:16pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?Ran str8 in2 d bar sweating profusely...Elguapo ahh gbege don happen o,,pantin heavily ur ur customer don kill lasman for one way o as i dey talk 2 yu so dem don arrest am e be like say na kirikiri dem dey carry am go so o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 9:54pm On Mar 29, 2013 |
Ryda: dumb question@Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @times 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 6:53am On Mar 28, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Takes a glance up at his drawer from where he's sitting, to make sure the Criminals arguing haven't made away with his Money**[/color]Ibo boy,no one messes around wit his naira |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What's That Thing You Can Never Use Your Money To Buy? by blidz2(m): 12:21am On Mar 27, 2013 |
[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Hey peeps, what's that thing that pisses you off & you can never use your money to buy? I have a top 10 list of mine. Honestly I can't spend my money on any of these things. They are; 1. I ll never use my money to buy brand new notes (money) Some people buy new money inother to spend them during parties. 2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman. 3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football. 4. I ll never spend my money on Bleaching Creams. 5. I ll never buy a Branded Outfits of another celebrity. Me sef be star. I ll rather wear a cloth branded 4 me. 6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets. 7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time). 8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper. 9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao! 10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols. Whats that thing that you can never spend your money on? Please add yours.[/quote]na poverty dey worrey you |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by blidz2(m): 6:44pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
walexydon: Tym 2 test our IQ capacity with some riddles and brain teasers...im first on earth,second in heaven,im always found in the middle of the sea nd i comes twice in a week......wat im i? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If The Children of Israel were Nigerians? by blidz2(m): 6:30pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
cricifixo: If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things"....they would have stollen pharoahs golden cup nd many treasures along wiv dem... |
| Jokes Etc › Procreation by blidz2(op): 2:40pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
If OBJ marries wierd mc how will dere offspring look like? If Prof Patrick marries patience(GEJ) what will dere offspring be in d nearest future? If Akpors marries Ekaette who will dey give birth to? Add ur own Lets kip it rolling |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:25pm On Mar 26, 2013*. Modified: 2:52pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Anything?☺Ahh oloriburuku omo ale...yu 4 ask 4 ATM machine  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 7:00pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like  El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir?are yu asking me,ask ur customers wat dey want i'll pay...and as 4 yu,yu can take anytin yu like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Yeah Oga, as at when that Menu was pasted, the then owner of this bar Jackpot, never had an idea what a Point n Kill Is.El Guapo give every one wateva dey want on my account cos 2day is my buffday |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 7:24pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]I dont need to Call the police to foil ur Bombing plans.in our tribe we dnt eat dog meat dat means ur plan can neva work on me...im sure yu must hve heard of Asari Dokubo d head of millitant just want 2 let yu knw dat i am is right hand man |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 6:21pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When were u released?blidz2:El guapo me nd ben-10 was planning on actin prison break in kirikiri buh we later discoverd dat dere is no means of escaping once yu r in dat walls El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When were u released?blidz2:El guapo me nd ben-10 was planning on actin prison break in kirikiri buh we later discoverd dat dere is no means of escaping once yu r in dat walls |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 6:12pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts hereblidz2: elguapo dont try me cos im a rebel 4rm kalabari i'll cum nd exploid dis bar coupled wiv all ur customers i bet yu no 1 will survive it... El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts hereblidz2: elguapo dont try me cos im a rebel 4rm kalabari i'll cum nd explode dis bar coupled wiv all ur customers i bet yu no 1 will survive it... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 7:12pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Your Carrot business?blidz2:I was finkin of selling "rendevous jokers bar joint"hope its a gud idea? El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Your Carrot business?blidz2:I was finkin of selling "rendevous jokers bar joint"hope its a gud idea? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 3:54pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Uhm Blidz abeg leave that guy make em sale market -- He paid for ma Handelguapo so i can actually advertize ma bizness here |
| Health › Re: At What Age / Class Did You Stop Bedwetting? by blidz2(m): 12:04pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS.... DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS....confirm e be like say na dsame hospital dem born both of us |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 11:54am On Mar 21, 2013 |
tuyeetech: If you want to sell ,repair,trade-in your gadgets - smartphones,laptops ,Tablets and so on ,we are here to help.we are into general IT consultation.Website design and development.-08035803222@tuyeetech does dis place luk like comp village?  tuyeetech: If you want to sell ,repair,trade-in your gadgets - smartphones,laptops ,Tablets and so on ,we are here to help.we are into general IT consultation.Website design and development.-08035803222@tuyeetech does dis place luk like comp village? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 11:51am On Mar 21, 2013 |
Kingso23: .......wllks into bar wt a big froun on ma face went straight 2 the seat of 2 dt i hve reserved @ d dimly lit corner of d bar, ws jst sitting down 2 my first bottle of henessy while waitng 4 my brand new gal who is on her way here 2 join me when i saw a guy angrily stormed into d bar & i overheard him shrilling 2 d bar man....blidz2:efemena:*my luv |
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