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El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]The touts are actually doing their Industrial training [I.T] here, they dont harm people on Weekdays, they Just Fart -- One is around [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missing [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Tufiakwa -- 8yrs of no Success, I cant take such risk on my Business either [/color]

Keziehenry: Hmmm,i dont even know my marital status,am i single,marid or engaged

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**

Ogbeni Blidz, easy with the way u call it a Controversial win, there are some touts here ready to Open ur head with Bottle! [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! You sabi Lie Eh...

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me? [/color]

dahonestboss: Mr man

This does not apply to all girls generally. Like I said earlier, this trait is common in younger females and shallow thinking girls. Even yield (that is a woman) testified that there are girl who are like these,

Oya, go sell your food now.

Ijele-igbo:
When you love someone so much more than they
love you, you set the stage for that person to reject
you. It's like putting pressure on someone to eat
even though he or she is not hungry, and then
feeling bad about the person's inability to eat as
much as you want - YOUR FAULT, NOT THE
PERSON'S...
Well, here are some signs that you've crossed the
line between "loving" to "loving too much".

1. You felt empty and unloved before you met him
or her, but now you feel even emptier and
insecure.

2. You want to talk to him or her every few hours/
see him or her every few days but unlike you, he or
she is able to go for long periods of time without
talking to you or seeing you - and it doesn't seem
to bother him or her.

3. Most times - its either you're thinking - "he or
she loves me so much" or "it's all over, he/she is
not going to call."

4. Much of your day is consumed thinking of this
special person and developing strategies of what
you'll say or do (and when) to make him/her see
that you are meant for each other etc.

5. He or she seems extraordinarily independent and
this is driving you nuts. He or she even makes you
feel you could have sex with someone else and it
wouldn't matter.

6. One moment, you find yourself unable to hold
back from telling him or her that he or she is unfair,
selfish, insensitive, unmotivated etc and the next
moment you are professing your love and desire for
a committed relationship.

7. You live for his or her love - and in moments of
insecurity you try to squeeze out some words or
actions that reassure you that he or she loves you
and is there to stay - although deep inside you
know that putting pressure on him or her is the
worst thing to do.

8. You feel like you are getting mixed signals from
him or her (you probably are). One moment he or
she is open and wants to be close and the next, his
or her words and actions seem to say "I need my
space' or "leave me alone".

9. You're are trying so badly to please him or her,
and do things to show him or her that you are
deeply in love, and in the process losing yourself to
the point that you are becoming increasingly "too
serious' and"overly sensitive'.

10. You want to (and actually do) talk about the
relationship more than he or she wants to. And
many of your talks about the relationship leave you
feeling more insecure, unlovable and second-rate.

11. There is another man or woman in the picture -
and your man or woman can't seem to get him or
herself to end the relationship with that other man
or woman. You can see that he or she is genuinely
confused because he or she loves the other person
too - or more!

12. Your assessment of where the relationship is at
is different from his or hers - and when you point
this out, he or she says you are making him or her
feel pressured for something he or she can't give or
isn't ready for.

13. His or her life - professional and social - seems
so full that there is not much room for you. The
more you try to fit in, the more you feel like the
"outsider" and he or she is not doing much to
include you.

14. The last time you tried to back away a little to
try seeing things clearer, you couldn't even pull
that one through. You got so scared that a little
distance might end the relationship completely.

15. You have sex with him or her because you
think that's what he or she wants - you hope and
pray that the closeness of sex will bring the two of
closer to each other - but it only makes you feel
used.

16. You are constantly trying to see the negatives
of the relationship in positive light and focing
yourself to believe him or her - even when what he
or she is saying defies simple common sense.

17. You are obsessed with trying to interprete,
understand and clarify his or her every word and
action. You are constantly searching FB pages like
Sex Life for articles, asking friends and even
strangers what they think - does he or she love me
or not?

18. He or she is in total control of his or her feelings
and of the relationship. You are the powerless
clinger.

19. Your anxiety is on the high end - you are really
afraid that this relationship might end (and
expecting it to) anytime really soon.

20. There is a part of you that just wants to end it
all - wants him or her to leave so that you can
regain your lost power (feel normal again), yet you
are frightened of that too.
Loving too much is a relationship-killer!
Interestingly, most men and women end the
relationship with you, NOT BECAUSE THEY DO NOT
LOVE YOU BUT BECAUSE YOUR "TOO MUCH
LOVING" PLACES YOUR PARTNER UNDER SO MUCH
PRESSURE.
At the end, it all boils down to one simple fact -
"Too Much of Everything Is Bad - Even Love"
PERFECT IS BORING...

#Dr. Olu...

megareal: You don't need to ask as we all know that ''money answereth all things'' including romance.

Darlene babe: wen u romance finish, u no dey hungry? abi na romance u go chop. the two jare

Kingso23: man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? [/color]

Ryda: dumb question "you are poor simple no comment."

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Takes a glance up at his drawer from where he's sitting, to make sure the Criminals arguing haven't made away with his Money**[/color]

Okiki_Oluwa: Hey peeps, what's that thing that pisses you off & you can never use your money to buy? I have a top 10
list of mine.
Honestly I can't spend my money on any of these things. They are;
1. I ll never use my money to buy brand new notes (money) Some people buy new money inother to spend them during parties.

2. I ll never use my money to marry a 2nd hand woman.

3. I ll never use my money to watch Manchester United play football.

4. I ll never spend my money on Bleaching Creams.

5. I ll never buy a Branded Outfits of another celebrity. Me sef be star. I ll rather wear a cloth branded 4 me.

6. I ll never spend my money on Public Toilets.

7. I ll never spend on Sex or Asewo (Either long time or short time).

8. I ll never use my money to watch a Stripper.

9. If I m a Lady, I ll never buy a 2nd hand Bra or pant. Lmao!

10. I ll never spend my money on Alcohols.

Whats that thing that you can never spend your money on?
Please add yours.

walexydon: Tym 2 test our IQ capacity with some riddles and brain teasers...

I am something....greater than God, more evil than d devil, the poor has me, the rich lacks me and if U̶̲̥̅̊ eat me, U̶̲̥̅̊'ll die!!! What am i

Av fun and keep d riddles coming!!!

cricifixo: If the children of Israel were Nigerians, they would've wasted the whole day on the Red sea taking pics & updating: "Chilling with Moses..Miracle things"....

Add yours to make this thread lively

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Anything?☺

I need ur ATM Card with the Pin [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Choi! Oluwa Is involved, how many Bags of Purewaters and Crates of Minerals Sir? [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Yeah Oga, as at when that Menu was pasted, the then owner of this bar Jackpot, never had an idea what a Point n Kill Is.

I Suggested the treat to him but he kept thinking it was something different, he actually taught it was carrying a gun and around, pointing and killing People - He Slapped me at the Idea.

At the Moment, we'v got the Mouthwatering Point n Kill In Lizards, Snails, Snakes, Buffallos, Hippopotamus, Whales, Elephant and all those Big animals that needs to be pointed and Killed. [/color]

El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]I dont need to Call the police to foil ur Bombing plans.

You're a Calabar man, i'd simply brainwash u by merely serving u a hot plate of Dog meat [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When were u released?

Was Planning to visit Kirikiri this weekend [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]When were u released?

Was Planning to visit Kirikiri this weekend [/color]

El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts here [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Hehe - To Sell my Bar? Oga u sure say u dey Value dis ur Life ni?

Boko haram Or Militants, which do u prefer to face their Firing squad? [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Better person ur head dey there Jare.

Fit reach tomorrow na, Kingso and Blidz go come drop Juju for here - And the bizness go shut down like that! [/color]

El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]Weed? Sorry young man, we dont train touts here [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Hehe - To Sell my Bar? Oga u sure say u dey Value dis ur Life ni?

Boko haram Or Militants, which do u prefer to face their Firing squad? [/color]



[color=#0066ff]Better person ur head dey there Jare.

Fit reach tomorrow na, Kingso and Blidz go come drop Juju for here - And the bizness go shut down like that! [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Your Carrot business? [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Your Carrot business? [/color]

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Uhm Blidz abeg leave that guy make em sale market -- He paid for ma Hand

Thats Unlike having Fumigators and Coffin sellers paying under Jackpot's helm, we actually lost a life then [/color]

DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS....

DJDOLA: I STOP BEDWETTING ON MY FINAL YEAR AT UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS....

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Kingso23: .......wllks into bar wt a big froun on ma face went straight 2 the seat of 2 dt i hve reserved @ d dimly lit corner of d bar, ws jst sitting down 2 my first bottle of henessy while waitng 4 my brand new gal who is on her way here 2 join me when i saw a guy angrily stormed into d bar & i overheard him shrilling 2 d bar man....



luked @ the speaker nd i thought *who is dz dude? d face kind f luk familier bt i cnt remember ever metting him before so i say let me ask him* 'bross na me be kingso, who ar u nd which girl ar u talking about.....?