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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 6:48pm On Apr 07, 2013
***run back in for my ipad 4 i forgot to take it along when i left in anger*****saw d inresponsible brat @ it playing wt it, walks straight up to him nd angrily snatched it out of his hand angry 'this is'nt urz, go and get urz angry angry tongue

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Donphemmzzy(m): 9:07pm On Apr 07, 2013
[color=#770077][/color] first tym of patronising this joint.. Hey bartender give me cow wing + 2 chilled maltina and 1 peak milk 4 a starting
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Donphemmzzy(m): 9:25pm On Apr 07, 2013
Don phemmzzy: [color=#770077][/color] first tym of patronising this joint.. Hey bartender give me cow wing + 2 chilled maltina and 1 peak milk 4 a starting
who is the Boss here Is there nobody to show me around
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:41am On Apr 08, 2013
Don phemmzzy: who is the Boss here Is there nobody to show me around

Show u around?

Its not like its a Zoo! grin

-@Kingso, My man shey that Ipad na China? cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2013
Don phemmzzy: who is the Boss here Is there nobody to show me around


does dz place luk lyk an apartment 2 u
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 11:16am On Apr 08, 2013
El Guapo:

Show u around?

Its not like its a Zoo! grin

-@Kingso, My man shey that Ipad na China? cheesy

i dnt patronise china product, so my phone nd ipad were both made in england.....
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 3:17pm On Apr 08, 2013
Kingso23:

i dnt patronise china product, so my phone nd ipad were both made in england.....

I doubt -- How come Li ma Chinese friend passed by and ur device began to beep? grin grin undecided

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Kingso23: 4:50pm On Apr 08, 2013
El Guapo:

I doubt -- How come Li ma Chinese friend passed by and ur device began to beep? grin grin undecided




nt @ all itz becoz my device is equipt wt many functions nd 1 of it is to detect an alien nd report it, dtz y u heard it beeped @ d time ur chines friend came around undecided it mst hve mistaken him 4 an alien grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Truckpusher(m): 12:08am On Apr 10, 2013
Don phemmzzy: who is the Boss here Is there nobody to show me around
chai papa Amina you are drunk again....smh

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:15am On Apr 10, 2013
Kingso23: nt @ all itz becoz my device is equipt wt many functions nd 1 of it is to detect an alien nd report it, dtz y u heard it beeped @ d time ur chines friend came around undecided it mst hve mistaken him 4 an alien grin grin

Choi! You sabi Lie Eh... grin

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me?
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:44pm On Apr 10, 2013
First timer. Awed by the bar. Makes order '' one star with assorted fried meat and fish pepper soup'' keep 5 more star for me oo cos I no wan make u sell am finish. Hails guyz '' guyz I hail oo'' starts discussion '' I hope sey dis drink go cold like this the next time I go show. Dem get gen?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by lobedeo: 4:58pm On Apr 11, 2013
What a resturant! undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 5:43pm On Apr 13, 2013
El Guapo:

Choi! You sabi Lie Eh... grin

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me?
cheesy
bald man,sowie bra man,giv me 1 chilled bottle of star....luks around any arsenal fans dey here?....una well done o 4 d controversial victory over norwich
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:03pm On Apr 13, 2013
**Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**

Ogbeni Blidz, easy with the way u call it a Controversial win, there are some touts here ready to Open ur head with Bottle! undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 12:58am On Apr 14, 2013
El Guapo:

Choi! You sabi Lie Eh... grin

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me?
cheesy


the ipad nd phone were produce in england but made in cHina.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 3:08pm On Apr 17, 2013
El Guapo: **Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**

Ogbeni Blidz, easy with the way u call it a Controversial win, there are some touts here ready to Open ur head with Bottle! undecided
i can see yu r also an arsenal fan
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bullyman36(m): 6:02pm On Apr 21, 2013
El Guapo:

Choi! You sabi Lie Eh... grin

Samsung confirmed that when such happens, the Device must have dictated a fellow Brother.

Whatta U not telling Me?
cheesy
Hahahahahaha it was made in china and assembled in England grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bullyman36(m): 6:04pm On Apr 21, 2013
El Guapo: **Serves Ecomog and Blidz their Orders**

Ogbeni Blidz, easy with the way u call it a Controversial win, there are some touts here ready to Open ur head with Bottle! undecided
And dia is no clinic nearby oo
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 21, 2013
Silently listening to bar man n others talk bout arsenal's victory. Calls out'' any greatest of the greatest manu fans in d house?'' Thundering response. '' Give echomog 2 more bottles''a voice replies..echomog to himself ''oboy!! Today na kukere for star''
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by fayowole1(m): 10:31pm On Apr 21, 2013
bar man give me
1 Fried mosquitoes
2 Boil cockroach
3 Roasted flies
4 Smoked spider
5 Microwave rat and d last
6 Dilute squirt of a woman. Dat will be all for now.

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
fayowole1: bar man give me
1 Fried mosquitoes
2 Boil cockroach
3 Roasted flies
4 Smoked spider
5 Microwave rat and d last
6 Dilute squirt of a woman. Dat will be all for now.

And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missing undecided

blidz2:
i can see yu r also an arsenal fan

Tufiakwa -- 8yrs of no Success, I cant take such risk on my Business either grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 11:30am On Apr 24, 2013
El Guapo:

And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missing undecided



Tufiakwa -- 8yrs of no Success, I cant take such risk on my Business either grin
walked in2 d bar looked around 2 see if some touts r around,fank jah dem nor dey around!wat a humiliation...ooO my heart bleeds 4 barca as i watch bayern trash dem 4 goals 2 nafin...infact elguapo giv me fried beans nd roasted rice im starving grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bingbagbo(m): 12:31pm On Apr 24, 2013
farts angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 12:32pm On Apr 24, 2013
walks in2 d bar lukd around 2 see if dose touts elguapo mentiond last tym r around..cleard my throat hrmm...i bled 4 barca last nite wat a humiliatin defeat 4rm bayern munich
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 2:21pm On Apr 24, 2013
^^ The touts are actually doing their Industrial training [I.T] here, they dont harm people on Weekdays, they Just Fart -- One is around grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by blidz2(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2013
El Guapo: ^^ The touts are actually doing their Industrial training [I.T] here, they dont harm people on Weekdays, they Just Fart -- One is around grin
grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by fayowole1(m): 7:34am On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=El Guapo]

And all these are the requirements the Babalawo instructed u bring for the Ritual? I think something is Missing undecided



what is d thing missing cos I think u haven't pay me my balance for what I am getting 4 u, pay me up and I would order 4 it.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by mdash(m): 12:31pm On Apr 26, 2013
hahahaha After all said and done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh5ItOrvYyA
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by isnan107: 8:00am On Apr 30, 2013
wkwkwkwkkwkwk
www.jogjacard.com
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:08am On Apr 30, 2013
Its about time I leased this Place out to a Vampire!

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