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someone seems to be having a rather wet dream!

shouldnt this be in the romance/relationship section?

it certainly aint a joke!

maybe u should take one with you in it as well, maybe then u wouldnt have to try soooooooooo hard.

isnt that what dani should be looking out for?

3 thread? hmmmmmmmmmm

if na me now, epilepsy go dey do him hand.

elowa
I thot I asked you to ki kpa et!


sun down

pls keep it to yaself! who cares?

just wan find roma trouble.

n him no even ja me face. . . I need to regroup!

wat?

who be this one?

I see question, I answer. wetin concern me concern number 147? na ya door number be that?

make u blind?

ki kpa et jor!

The Answer is 7, 4, 6, 5, 8

is dis same psn?

Ben,
anyone who calls that irritating dont know how to spell.

say what?

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you spare a dollar?"
The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?"
"No," says the bum.
The man then asks, "If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it for gambling?"
Again the bum says, "No."
So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming home with me so I can show my wife what happens to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"

a drunk Clem proudly showing off his/her new apartment to Roma late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the Roma.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the Clem replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the Clem. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

come, dem don send u again?

me?

I just dey help una catch una fun ni.

no mind clum abi na plum tomatoes wey hand/mouth dey scratch.

BTW if u like urself stop asking that Q! my bite is FAR worse thn mi barks.

I said I'm not into THOSE stuffs!!!
did I stutter previously?

y u dey wait me?

There's a English man, a Scottish man and an Irish man.

They each have been set the task of flying over their own country and dropping something symbolic out of the plane.

So the Englishman starts off, takes off in his plane and drops an English Rose.
When he lands he notices a little girl crying, when he asks why the little girl sais "a rose fell from the sky and the thawns pricked me".

The Scottish man takes off and drops a Thistle out of the plane, when he lands he finds a little boy crying and asks what's wrong. The little boy replies "a thistle fell from the sky and hit me, I'm allergic and it hurts".

The Nigerian man does the same, takes off, gets to cruising altitude and drops a bomb out of the plane.
When he lands he finds a man rolling around on the floor in histerics, laughing so hard he can barely breathe.

The Nigerian man asks:
"What's so funny?"

Laughing Romade said:
"I just farted and my house blew up"

THAT, clem is grossly disgusting! ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

pls go pitch ya tent elsewhere, mi don't do dem stuff, u know. . .le le stuff.

ha ha ha, dont believe I just used that word.

It beats me! why any one would be dubious with gender.

Is this a game? unless of course hermaphrodite 'it' is. . .

nonsense!

Mr Eze, I asked u 2 read because sometimes its better to be 'invisible'.

u wish?

ha ha ha

I shall stand still and the Lord shall fight for me.

see as dem dey fight themselves! carry go jare!

the one inside me pass una, all of una join

see who wan beat!

bu ha ha ha ha

with which hand?

bu ha ha!

blah d blah de blah. . .

maybe he just needs to stop running! he's probably in denial.

my side of town is great! pretty tight. Thnk God.

abt yaba left, you tell me. shouldnt you be answering that?

ble is kwel but she aint got no one called jazzy for a child/pikin.