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This must be the longest wedding in the history of man!

netotse:
lol. . .the joke was funny. its just that its typically ppl that live in naija and have had experiences wiv policemen and touts that will get it!

Thanks for that, but please kindly shed some light on it so those that live outside naija will laff too.

@Poster
No need for preaching. wetin concern 'many are called . . .' and ATM machine?

Doesnt make sense when you think abt it right?
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.Yeah, I know!

I rest my case.

Again. . .

Isnt THIS supposed to be in the romance section/forum?

isnt there a filter? can one be put up?

Just so we'd save time wasted reading stuffs like this, time we could have spent with loved ones, or even work! Time that we can NEVER get back!

Nonsense n ingredient! (No pun intended).

You know, I'd feel honoured if I clicked the 'notify me of replies' checkbox myself!

That way I know the amnt of email I'd take care of at anyone time.

Surely the defaults can be changed; so we can all 'sleep with our eyes closed'!

nice.

that comes with a price, You mightn't see it now . . . it may tarry but it'll defo come.

this guy dey try be like Abacha ni?

Please go practise elsewhere. . .

you know how they say it takes one to know one?

This is a typical case!

THAT, my 'friend' is a metter of opinion.

Y did they 'move' this here again?

This place no be dumping ground o. Use the trash next time!

get a job! and get it QUICK!

lysaa:
I speak for my ppl.

spik for yasef!

@post

Didnt realise that to some the line between a documentary and a joke is rather THIN.

me, I fail to see the MAughing LAtter sha.

how can you ask a question and answer it in the same breathe b4 anyone could say blah. . .

I'm not perfect, but I try. . .

Find a dictionary, Ignorance is really not an excuse but the saying is one for lazy and irresponsible ppl. . . that's for anyone who d cap fits!

so what then? you advising Virgin (not virginGs) to adhere to ur silly advice and disregard what God has said abt Fornication?

My friend go do ya airport work o jare, make we see road!

dem douze her with a cold bucket of water!

b4 she ruins ya relationship. Sometimes, a harsh awakening dont harm no one.

who be the person u dey in love with? I dont mean the idea of him.

I mean, do you KNOW this person? Na so dem dey love?

This thread and the likes of it. . .

I think it's FOLLY in its highest most concentrated form!

:p

abeg, make una reave the chic/guy arone jor!

at least him post something.

@ Poster, u might want to review what you post on here seeing that NLD's full wiv lion(ness) waiting to pounce!

why cant we have all of 'em?

as well as God fearing?

my independence. . .

I'm my own person, I like to do what I have to do, but under no obligation. . . (This is the first ever relationship though.)


Generally, I think the fear is that of what if? but I say, why worry abt something that hasnt happened?

stupid thread and stupid response (ones in agreement)

@ Poster, Where u dey find those gals wey u dey use grade all gals?

u don see where dem dey find live fish for fire? or carpenter/electrician for fashion school?
Abeg comot wood wey dey ya eye b4 u wan comot sand for anoda person eye O Jare!

why must it be one or the other?

why or who said we cant have both?

wont settle for less!

I'm sure I mentioned it. . . if she's gotten to that point, thru all dem sugar coated tongue guys, wolf in sheep clothing. . .

The will is stronger than strong, and any one that has to ask what to do should get himself checked, even worse for those that dont see the morale in this!

Thike!

Frank

You are so sad, and a disgrace to men. . .

The fact that you cant have doesnt mean u should start beefing anoda who is man enuff to bag one.

Virgins, are more naturally selfish(with their body) because they are not abt to give it to a sonof a B*&%^; If the chic has waited this long, beared and come thru all the temptations. . . even a fool can see why she'd want to wait until marriage.

why are guys so complicated? and hard to please?
They complain one is abstaining because they are selfish, and on the other hand they complain the lady's orifice is bucket size!

nonsense!!!

I dont understand what's confusing abt this. . .

you are obviously more inclined to a married man, the fact that he is STILL married is reason enough to 'MIND THE GAP'.
You shouldnt even be emotionally involved in the first place, remember whatever goes around comes around.

Man wey wan beat person? dem dey consider that one? and u neva enter him house o! Marry him and you may have saved him gym fees. . . because y pay for a gym wen you've got an 'object' of practice live in?

As per getting paper, financial security etc. . . there's nothing more liberating than knowing you can stand alone, you dont need anyone to provide for you, and there's alot more ways to getting ur papers.
But I guess Laziness makes us choose the easiest option that would be detrimental in the long run.

My Advice: Break free of 'em all, work on urself first. You'll find how easy it all becomes!

Abeg make una free dat guy wey think say him fit fly.


d way u go take fall for the ground go take u by surprise.

gosh!!! must u guys be so VULGAR?!?