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jazzy?

1 ha.

u have something u wanna say?

me fink u should get it off ya chest, these things causes ulcer.

romade:

F9 upon all d yanga shiooor

ha ha ha, Roma u funny.

That my friend is simply an error caused by change of mind. I reckon under the bed was better than in the *&^%$£.

good spot though. n have I ever done that? yanga that is.

READ IT.


friends without faces, its in one of my posts. . .

I'm trying to preach it jare!

this has got to be the upteenth time! Haba

havent you read ' friends without faces'?

Maybe u should. . .

bu ha ha, see as dem dey share fart like say na good thing. It causes stomach upset (unless of course u live in pepertual smell)

@ Phemmy88, take time oh! make I no go give u something wey no be ya own!

isnt that a futile effort? when we both know u kept it in under ya bed!

why on God's green earth will I want to do that?

I made my papers in Waec n GCE.

Na only Jamb corruption get me fine fine.

u say?

I'm so annoyed! Skye bank should be seriously fined!

and why is debiting an account such a big thing? is this same in all the banks in Naija? that'll be reaLLY pitiful 2 say the least.

@Poster

Did u just mention Skye? was that a typo?

What!!!! that excuse for a bank? If I was vindictive I'd really spoil market 4 those ppl o! they should thnk God.

Skye? even typing it leave a bad taste in my mouth!

Ok! Me I get something to talk o!!!


Skye bank's got to be the WORST WORST WOOOOORRRRSSSTTTT bank ever in the history of the world! including togo, congo etc.

My cousin and I opened an accnt with these idiot in April, returned to london shortly afterwards. We called the bank manager and the officer in charge of our accnt, asked them abt buying dollars etc.
They said no probs, we told them that we're going to buy ticket and be there on a thursday, the idiots including a whole bank manager gave us his words.

Can anyone imagine? They didnt have it when we got there, they asked us to go to their head office, na so so waka we come dey wak o! story story!!!
I'm so pissed off! and all this nonsense after person don change the pounds oh! they say make I go uy from black market!!!!!


What nonsense! where is that done? a BANK refering u 2 the black market?!? Bloddy imcompetent idiotic excuse for a bank!!!

I can relate to this very well.

I'm in my first job/role after uni. I was dumped into the  Job(system analyst)., no specific training etc

I nearly P*&S 4 pant, but I kept asking the Holy Spirit for help EVERYDAY, because my dear no one else can help u. I was and still is, the youngest, only femal and Black in my team, that's in States, EMEA and ASIA, can u beat that?!
It was even more of a challenge because freshers, or ppl without experience are not employed in this team.

Its funny how we ask God for jobs and then start asking for grace afterwards. . . Anywayz 2 cut a very long story short. At the end, I got a pay rise and bonus in just 6 months! God is good. [shakes head].

I still ask Him for help because technology in a very volatile world of Investment bank aint beans mehn!

ele nu gbeske!

need you ask?

BOTH.

plus corruption, greed etc

Always wanted to vent my anger abt Jamb. . . so here goes.

90% of ppl in my centre bought results, the rest of us were stopped after they all finished shading! I only completed 2.5 of my subjects.(didnt do physics and 1/2 Checmistry). Didnt come close to my cut off - wanted to study Medicine in UI or UNN

So I decided I didnt want to study in Naija anymore! Nonsense! Bloody cheats!!!

Thnk God for that sha, Now I'm a graduate n working.


My question is. . . does this still happen?

do u even understand what u've typed?

and let u waste all that muscles u have going on there?

Nah, I'll recommend u.

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sammy, warn urself o,
i fit vex o,


ok, now, lets. . . . . . . . . . .
imagine a world where am d most sexiest man alive,

imagine i have the riches of bill gates,

imagine am as tall as shaq o neil, well built like arnold, cute as brad pitt, and fuuny as eddie murphy,

imagine tufe as my driver, sammy as my bodyguard, and tessybaby as my bathroom maid,

imagine gilgee as my gardner, ituen as my house boy,and aritotle as my cook,

imagine i had a villa in italy, a mansion in los angeles, and an estate in v.i.

imagine . . . . . .every man wish to b me

Is it any wonder the world aint like that?

Africans are backward because they think abt themselves alone! thoughts are me, myself and I.

In all of what most ppl mentioned its all abt self.
small time now, them go say na joke. . . but its actually their mentality. n thats the SAD FACT!

where's the originality? the beauty of it

Y naija like to dey use other ppl song n words? MAKE YA OWN!!!

copy cats!

ha ha ha, u dey wait for Dani to answer?

na im be say u don ready kpai. dem dey worry that guy. . . him no fit do him work. If him even show face na to ask u to repeat urself, then he'll be on his way!

Nonsense and ingredient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dani, What exactly is ur job spec.?

Maybe I'm getting it mixed up, n that's y I keep expecting you to do things that r outta ur jurisdiction!

@bullet hole,

pls go and get yaself checked. . . you're crossing over, slowly buut surely.

then thats incest!

brother and sista my left leg!

Jesus wept!!! Is that you in the pic? eh Mr rwanda Eze??!


Jeovy, No surprises there!

bu ha ha, that was a bit strong mama gee!


sweetLIAR, you'll find that its 'find' and not 'fine'.
Makes more sense right?

I thot it would too . . .

Enjoy while it lasts? You dey dream ni?

You don see where dem dey beg ant to take sugar?

I attract these things, I usually have that effect on ppl. Mr eze, I suggest you go pitch ya tent else where. Jeovy might be interested too!

Studio, I think u r cursed!

You might want to seek help for that.