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bu ha ha ha!

says who?

u don comot the 'stick' wey dey ya own eye?

obsession? bedroom obsession? u bin talking bourit for ages.

?

kip up da good work son.

bu ha ha

area scatter!

if you send ticket, you go see me for there. . . not spending anoda dyme so that the like of Roma and studure can stand me up.

Afterall the person wey say 'once bitten 2ce shy' no miss road!

wetin me I wan know be say, How dem dey do sign language to demonstate 'hidden in a suitcase ' and 'behind the shed' and 'my backyard'?

Romade no go see this one o! na the one wey get my name beside am him go dey see.

ye ye fowl!

dont think Roma's on the same page dearie.

says who?

in ya dream mate! only in ya dream.

I think this is a match made in heaven. . .

:d :d :d :d

romade:
I ressurected d joke d minute i saw ya subject

thnx for proving me right!

y e dey pain you na?

I hold ya own? stick am out now, abi u no get tongue?

Roma, Na joke nah!

This is what makes here fun, I hope you know its all joke. . . and I'm sure Parki means no harm too.

but sharrap? me? dont hold ya breathe o! because dat aint gonna happen not after u broke my heart! How dare you?!??!!!

Roma, you no see the link for this joke?

Just dy ask o.

I dey guilty of that, but my own na joke I dey joke . . . n I no dey put link to proove point . Usually I go just type *STALE* for the thread.

BU HA HA HA

I still dey ya side even though u just trowey lauv back for my face.

Roma, where u dey hide with tail between ya legs?

parki:
see romance dey feel like baller for here o, cmon will u gerrout. battybwoy

Did I mention how much I lauv you?

Romade no see this one o, dey follow me like fly for ya^$h. . . u hear?

no be this joke dem just yab me put?

ha ha ha. seems like an epidermic.

I see joke wey make me laff, I bring am come here outta love and these ungrateful ppl cant appreciate!

What does a sista have to do now?

parki:
which one concern u u sef bring ur own and paste here too

bu ha ha, fanks o jare! No mind am.

Romade, you cant let me be, y now?

An unemployed Nigerian guy (with Phd) abroad got a new job at the zoo. They
offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. On his first day on the job, the guy puts on
the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring. During
one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies
there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up
or we'll both lose our jobs!("BO BO MI, GBE ENU RE DAKE O , KO MAJE KI ISE BOLOWO AWA MEJEJI O) TRANSLATION IN YORUBA. HA HA

In a small southern town, Billy Joe shows up at the doctor's office at
2:00 p.m. one Sunday afternoon with several bruises on his face.

The doctor says, "Another barroom brawl, eh Billy Joe?"

"No!" answers Billy Joe. "This happened in church!"

"In church? What happened?" asks the doctor.

Billy Joe says, "Well, I went to church and sat in the pew. Then a real
big fat woman sits in the pew in front of me. We get up to sing, and I
see that her dress is stuck up the crack of her butt, so I pulled it
out for her. Then she whopped me with her purse."

The doctor treats his wounds and warns him not to do that again.

A week later, on Sunday afternoon, Billy Joe is back at the doctor's
office, bruised worse than before. The doctor said, "Now this must have
come from your friends at the bar, right Billy Joe?"

Billy Joe looks sadly into the doctor's eyes and cries, "No! No! This
happened in church again!" Extremely puzzled, the doctor asks for the
explanation.

Billy Joe says, "I went to church and sat in the pew. My friend John
Boy comes in and sits down next to me. Then comes this same big fat woman
again, and she sits in the pew in front of us. We get up to sing, and
her dress is stuck up the back of her butt again."

The doctor says, "Oh no, Billy. You didn't pull it out again! Didn't
you learn your lesson last week?"

"No, no, Doc, I didn't pull it out," replies Billy Joe. "John Bob did.
And knowing how much she doesn't like that, I tried to push it back in
for her!"

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts
to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
says, "Did you call for me? The man replies, "No, what do you
mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a
rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy
man "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that
if you fart,it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only
get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."

The Nigerian Postal Service created a stamp earlier
this year with a picture of President Obasanjo to
honor his achievements while in office.

However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was
not sticking to envelopes at all. So the President
established a commission to determine the reason for
such a defect. After a month's testing, the commission
made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.
2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the
applied adhesive.
3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.

only u go think go dat side. shior!

stop it! STOP IT!!!

ALL this ta ta gan sef!