A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony.
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts
to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man
immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and
says, "Did you call for me? The man replies, "No, what do you
mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a
rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called
for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies
down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy
man "No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that
if you fart,it implies that you called for me." The huge man
easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him. The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says. The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."
"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a
few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only
get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day."

which levels sef

ok blisseing stop ur copy and paste if not we will hold u for plagarism

I see joke wey make me laff, I bring am come here outta love and these ungrateful ppl cant appreciate!

What does a sista have to do now?

i know o but u knw say e get pple wey be say their work na to they look who dey copy and paste for here i just wonder how much seun tthey pay this kain pple sef

I dey guilty of that, but my own na joke I dey joke . . . n I no dey put link to proove point . Usually I go just type *STALE* for the thread.

y e dey pain you na?

I hold ya own? stick am out now, abi u no get tongue?

he cant now him sef knw the condition of hw him teeth dey na y shame dey catch am to even open mouth

:d :d :d :d

error dear

says who?

says the mama of NLD

and na who be the mama?

i for mention names but e come be like say the person don already sabi im sef

hmmmmmmmmm

receive ur healing and speak

open ur mouth if u believe in miracles

wetin be mammy water?