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;d :d

Nonsense.

U Neva hear say knowledge is power?

Baba alaba d rommy!!!

It's amazing how a mad man never knows he is mad!

Dont know what that is but it sounds rather rude!

@ Bbee

You've been found, now u can rest happy!!!

:d :d

I'm sure u do Roma, I'm sure u do

where u dey go?

its all lauv, lol

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its all luv!

@ Baba Alaba

:p

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger
> had
> been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of
> the
> brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the
> monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
>
> The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
> "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey
> shook his head up and down.
>
> "Well, did you see this?"
>
> "Yes," motioned the monkey.
>
> "What happened?"
>
> The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his
> mouth.
>
> "They were drinking?" asked the officer.
>
> "Yes."
>
> "What else?"
>
> The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
>
> "They were smoking marijuana?"
>
> "Yes."
>
> "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking
> marijuana before they wrecked."
>
> "Yes."
>
> "What were you doing during all this?"
>
> "Driving" motioned the monkey.

I dont hide, I spice!!!

even lola dey feel me on this!

is it? apologies o

I thot it was very funny! and I kept seeing Lola and studio taking the part

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She as stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt !!"

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter; haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins,
I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparemtly his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn , and into the hole he gooooes."

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Dear Studere,

I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

WOTever!!!

where's d fun in that?

Roma, u dey loose touch o! where's the spunk I fell in rove wiv? eh baba Alaba?

Mr shoe shiner

No one wants to see ya track record, we tell u say we bored?
We dish alot here o, if u cant take it waka,


Thats my weli-come to you!

B for Blonde!

that the case wiv u Bbee?

Studure, stop seeking atten'sion'

bu ha ha

Ibonlogy, Studio don ti-aoun!

that wat it mean? or u trying to say somefin?

come o; are you one of those Jack -of-all-trade-master-of-none?

who that?

Rommy, na lauv o!

not to only you sabi unpredictable

yeah! wo' does it mean?