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oh boi, that dont sound good.

wo'ever mate.

learn to read between the lines, and I wonder --- do you always eat wat u r dished?

bu ha ha bu ha ha

did I hear something?
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Didnt fink so!

For the blondes that dont get the 3rd part----


The husband was thinking----
If I don't, I wonder who will, A prosti' with two customers in a year,

I wonder if his wife is really that bad.

fight? Dont even know the meaning of the word.

where were u born?!!!!

Lola,

I fink i'ma have me a word wiv 'sege', which kin thing be dis? I go typr something another thing go dey comot for screen,

I neva wan answer u sha, u've been prone to the same for a while now. be there and continue having selective short memory o

rommy, I thot we were on the same wavelength?

Unrecognised? Dont know wot u r on abt mate!

Did I mention how much I lauv it wen u r on ma side? It feels strange!

1)The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."

2)Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

3)A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid ?400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on ?800 a year".

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who? You?


Where were u born ?

guys, I know its yaba left, thats why the RIGHT is in quotes.

When things are written in quote, they usually have underlying meaning! Gosh, How many blond am I dealing wiv here?

Roma

You understand the joke?

Abeg u fit help me explain to 'blond' Donsponky?

You would know wouldnt you?

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female, Any part under a car's hood.
Male, The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female, Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male, Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female, The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male, Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female, A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male, Trying not to flirt with other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female, A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male, Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female, An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male, A source of entertainment, self-_expression, and male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female, A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male, A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Don - Yaba 'right'

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.

"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.

"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."

"What's a circle fly?"

"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.

"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."

bBEE --- AJ city!

A large company recently hired several cannibals as it was expanding
quickly and couldn't find enough British staff.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
canteen on the Ground Floor for something to eat, but please don't
eat any of our other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your
work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared, Do any of you
know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads "No".

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others,

"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly.

"You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
managers and no one noticed anything. But , NOOOooo, you had to go
and eat someone who actually does something!"

This would be so much fun, wonder who the joke will be on, If una no talk quick I go put down the ones wey I know dem home town.

Bliss----Born in Zion,

It is Defo gonna happen.

the thread will be set up closer to the time so as to know how many ppl will be turning up, for better management n preparation.

Hopefully publicity will be madein other thread as well, I reckon it'll be a wonderful one; and for anyone plannin/thinking of not turning up - It'll be to ya own detriment.

Too busy

I think we should mind what we say, how can anyone in their right mind say something with such surety against the word of God?
We've established the fact that some of us have different view on alot of this including this; can we respect ourselves and say what we have to but do so with respect.

y u dey call my name inside d matter now?

take time o!!!

@solo

Me i'm with God all the way.

I have had many many experiences and encounters with God that if ALL my spiritual fathers and ministers come together and say there isnt a God afterall---- I'll still follow God.

Only fools doubt proofs! I've seen, heard, experience etc --- No going back for me.

Having said that, people who dont believe in God and all that's synonymous with Christianity should ride on their boat--- At some point we'll know how far. We just hope n pray it wont be TOO LATE.

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Benji, This is not what some1 can explain or sumarize

and u go dey yab person say him keyboard don smoke, find a cyber cafe!

my point exactly.

Its a choice, we all decide what and who we believe.