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Dem Don use style chook mouth inside commercial bank format..wetin dey go use the money do now..install solar for aso Rock or embezzle for the 2026 land cruiser fullest option

No begin dey claim Nigerian now oo..alaye dey ur dey

He wan use their money buy house for texas

Throwback:
Imagine how the Jonathan regime was treating a Governor, yet he was hailed for it by those who now claim our democracy is under threat.

The same way they hailed Wike as Wicked Wike because he was dealing blow after blow on Amaechi whom they hated. Only for the same Wike to deal them terrible blows too.

No wonder all Governors love President Tinubu's style of leadership.

Even Buhari that had a military background, did not abuse power as a democratic President the way Jonathan did while he was in power.

Yet he allowed a free and fair election..if Jonathan wanted to rig he would have spent 2 terms

meedoLock:
So, it's weekend tomorrow and I had a course to enter First Bank for a business tax payment yesterday for my boss. So the thought crossed my mind after I was told there was no network that "come o, when was even the last time I used my commercial bank to dispense cash'

I can't even tell where I placed my debit card at home. Because you can't confidently go to the bank ATM stand when you need a cash.

Thanks to mini bank (pos). And this lack of service never stopped these banks from debiting your accounts every now and then for ATM services. How!!!! When

My concern is that govt are really not doing anything about this long time financial injustice. We seriously need our banks back?

I havent used an atm in the last 4yrs. i only run transfer

Maxymilliano:
https://www.nairaland.com/8408909/pope-francis-funeral-akpabio-lead



https://punchng.com/photo-akpabio-others-arrive-vatican-for-pope-francis-funeral/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJ4wVhleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHmuU8XXZpGq9vCMhRLusuq_5wDvh1o7JL8LPFd_N2aus92OL40-IWGX0kLOr_aem_UcjNx2s0BEEO1W5DG76iBA#google_vignette

Akpabio is a very wrong person to send...why not a religious leader

Glimpsetv:
A Nigerian female soldier has called out a civilian prankster and content creator who poured water on her while she was in uniform, all in the name of a prank. According to the soldier, she seized the prankster’s phone at the scene, but the female content creator still went ahead and posted the video online.

She revealed that it was her colleagues who woke her up with calls in the morning, sending her the now-viral video. That was when she realized the prankster must have used a second phone to film the incident and uploaded it despite her phone being seized.

Reacting to the situation and showing the part of the video where the prankster poured water on her, the soldier said, “I’m waiting for her to come and collect this phone. I’ll teach her how to prank. These Nigerian pranksters need to learn a lot. Since they don’t know how to respect people, they will learn...”

The video has sparked mixed reactions online. While many condemned the prankster’s actions, others are eagerly watching to see if she will dare to retrieve the phone from the soldier.

Watch the viral video and share your thoughts in the comments.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQoIpB675lk

She suppose do 30mins frog jump. And enter gutter to baff

Bleank:
I had an idea about this a while backhttps://www.nairaland.com/8361740/service-paid-medical-advise.
I haven't figured out the right way to push it so it's largely abandoned but in theory it would at least make one feel less used.

Nice one

Nice one

fergie001:
A chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Segun Showunmi has criticised Peter Obi, accusing him of always demarketing the Country. Showunmi is a former Spokesperson for the Atiku Abubakar/Peter Obi 2019 Campaign Organisation.

Obi, the Labour Party Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Election, in a delivered lecture at the Johns Hopkins University stated that Nigeria's Poverty index is today, higher than that of China, Indonesia and Vietnam combined together.



Showunmi replies:


In some other posts by Showunmi....

If u need job..come out directly

Them plenty for nairaland.

Bleank:
This sounds like it's personal. Have they been disturbing you day and night?

Dem just dey chop blocking..no be say dem dey drop consultation fee oo

Toks2008:
There was a time when Michael had nothing but dreams. No money, no status but just raw ambition and a heart full of fire. In that season of his life, there was Ama.

Ama wasn’t flashy. She didn’t have wealth or powerful networks. But she had something far rarer...faith.
Faith in Michael, even when he doubted himself. She stayed through the silent nights when failure felt loudest. She lent him her last when he couldn’t pay his rent, and even more often, she lent him her strength. She was home when life felt like war.

Years passed, and things changed, not overnight, but steadily. Michael got a chance meeting with Zara.

Zara was light years ahead. A woman of influence, class, and undeniable charm. She saw potential in Michael and had the keys to open doors he hadn’t even knocked on yet. With her connections and resources, his career soared. In just two years, Michael became the man he once only dreamed of becoming.

But with success came a dilemma: he could only choose one to walk with him through the rest of his life.

Ama still loves him but no pressure, no demands. She had only ever wanted his happiness and Zara also loves him.

One woman built him slowly, brick by brick. The other elevated him swiftly, like a jet taking flight.

So the question is...If you are in Michael's situation, who will you go for? Ama who stood by you when you had nothing or Zara who made you wealthy?

This is my story...my only way of helping the first is to ensure she relocates to Canada..do masters and get her a house..

When the next scam dey begin may we be early takers..lol

When their pay has been reduced to peanuts..labour day and night and some patients won't allow them rest even in the middle of the night when they are off duty.

etokhana:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2025/04/24/mass-wassce-failures-rock-lagos-public-schools-%e2%82%a61-57bn-spent-26592-students-fail/

They youths are getting discouraged when they can become a peller on tictoķ

illicit:
There's no way AJ will fight portable...

Make he use awori jazz hit am abi

..

Na this kind thing God dey like...man propose God dispose.

It's crazy...

I remember those days naira was 120 to the dollar and pounds 240 ..now we are here

So dem fit hustle ekpa but dem no fit stop kidnapping banditry..herdsmen atrocity.

CrisNews:
My Girlfriend went for a wedding and posted pictures from the event and I notice she Tagged her Ex-Boyfriend on the Facebook Post. On Easter, yesterday she also tag him on her post!

Should I confront her because I feel like something is wrong somewhere?

Advise me on what to do please

When the desirable become unavailable the available become desirable.

No African can become the pope..

Wherever you find yourself give your best. After have razor sharp focus for 4 to 7 years to get first class forget your certificate and hustle like say u no go school.
Na motivational quote I just drop oo

Huger go rewire ur brain if u no hustle and when Gp begin drop at the rate of 1point per year when u begin hustle just so u fit see food chop and pay bills

G

This is bad

ChildOfDoom:
I started womanizing to help me overcome my addiction of Betting.

It has helped to an extent as I spend majority of my time in a brothel, Eating, drinking, relaxing and fvcking (my mind leaves betting).

The issue now is that, since I started three years back, I have been treating one infection to another. Currently having skin reaction that brings out small inflammation and rashes on my body like my favourite olosho.

I can't help it. I have tried switching to drinking to take over womanizing, but it won't work.

Except I go back to betting (which is worse). In the past, I would sit all day in a bet9ja shop wasting away - gambling with my money, people's money and my belongings. Then I lose focus and don't work

But with womanizing, at least I get some pleasure, and get to use my money little by little. The rate at which it finishes is not as fast as betting.

The thought of having to choose between different bannies to lash at night keeps me motivated during the day to work harder for cash. Just the infection part as condom do burst at times while there are some I only do raw.

I know my lifespan is short, I just want to enjoy it with a sane mind and not fleeing from betting woes. My body is wired to do one addiction to stay placated/elated.

Having a girlfriend is scary. What if I invest a lot on just one girl and she cheats on me

At this rate you will end up getting hiv/Aids....and die young..remember ANTIRETROVIRAL DRUGS WILL COST MONEY NOW TRUMP IS InPOWER..

[quote author=fergie001 post=135038670][/quote]U destroyed Rivers with ur greed wike..why must u collect monthly allocation to fund ur ability to make men loyal to you

The legends of Madrid will be disappointed

PressMyButton:
https://guardian.ng/joe-komolafe/chimaobi-gets-four-years-jail-for-refusal-to-accept-naira-as-legal-tender/

Wat about ppl selling houses in dollars..abi we have double standard in this country

Abstinence...be faithful and condomise

Get a good partner make una knack unaself...truout thus morning was busy knacking my God given wife though I was spending too much time and she started saying I was taking too long.