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AliEzeOlu:
Hello friends, so I met this lady in 2022 and we plan to settle down early next year. But the problem is, she's gonna clock 36 in December.

I heard about ladies and their biological clock plus menopause etc. I dont know, considering women's biological clock, is it advisable for a 40 year old man to marry a 36y/o?

You can marry her...but investigate her past life..if na retired international or local olosho
All you need to do is go for test before going ahead
You both can check your fertility status.

And some households get 5..father mother and children

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU0UGxgmWPo?si=lLtqM_2Di2vRk0PN

Naso stampede dey happen

Knack in peace jar3...the fact that you can stand erect doesn't make you different from an animal....if not the urge should av been present only 1 sec after marriage.

atoliman:
If you follow this principle when you hammer money, your money will not go to waste at all and you will not have to write epistle like Mr Macaroni on how you are in debt or how you lost million
1. Pay tithes- why because everything belong to God. He protects you from thieves. And if you are an atheist or do not believe in tithes- go to number 2.
2. Pay taxes and every major bills to avoid story that touch. Bills and taxes are always constant

3. Honour your mum and dad first before
anyone else if you are single. Take of spouse and children first.

4. Save at least 10 percent if you can or more or invest

5. Treat yourself

By the time you are done with number 3, you will have no money to waste and you can use the rest of the money to spend on yourself or give to siblings, lovers , strangers or charity

The wealthier you become the more u need to avoid risky investment vehicles..like forex..crypto...unverified real estate

TheBreastSucker:
Assuming I'm a US border agent I will not allow them deport those young Latino women that have big booties and big breasts.

Pornhub and xvideo user spotted

This money is either going to bureau de change or bandits

E fit be 5 million dollars like this and they go flash 193k pocket the rest...no be custom

BUSINESSARENAA:
Ordinarily there is no need for this thread but I saw a thread from FREESPIRITED about no sex before marriage, and Yesternight while I was hanging out, I saw a group of ladies at the lounge drinking and saying they will NEVER have sex with their guys until he pays their dowry, it reminded me of an encounter I had some years back.

MY EXPERIENCE

It was in my second year in the university, I always visit my mum's sister who stays in the next town after my school. I always visit her by weekends for two reasons. One, I will eat free food from Friday till Monday morning, secondly when going back to school, "Aunty M" will give me some pocket money, so its a win win situation for me each weekend I spend in her house.

One of those weekends I went to Aunty M's house, I met her friend whom I will call "Aunty Chi. Aunty Chi was transferred to the town temporarily. She is a very beautiful, classy smart and intelligent lady. She has a roboust waist and and intimidating breast. She is well over ripped for marriage. Since her stay in the town is temporal, she decided to stay in Aunty M's house.

Aunty Chi had a very sweet, clean, cool looking guy she was dating and I learnt she told him NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE which the guy agreed to. Though I think the guy was hoping that one day he will break that barrier and "knack" Aunty Chi. This guy was always complaining to Aunty M that Aunty Chi doesnt want to give him kpekus to which Aunty Chi responded that it was an agreement they had before she accepted to date him. One of those days, it led to serious argument and friction and my guy left in frustration.

At night something interesting happened. I and Aunty Chi sleeps in the parlour while Aunty M sleeps in the room with her adopted child as her husband died and she refused to remarry. Though I have one night woken up to find Aunt Chi's big, firm and succulent breast very close to my mouth, and I quickly jumped up from the foam, very scared that she was going to slap me or report me to Aunty M. I never knew she deliberately positioned her breast in my mouth.

While I was sleeping I felt a movement around my loins area and when I woke up, my hard dick was in Aunty Chi's mouth, I was shocked and confused as I was trying to comprehend what was going on. When she noticed my confusion, she whispered into my ears to stay calm. I relaxed a bit.

Aunty Chi started unleashing the demon in her on me. She sucked my dick aggressively like it was going to be her last time to do it, licking my balls area. When she was done, she climbed on me that night and rode me like a mad woman, she was moaning loudly I had to cover her mouth with my hands . After riding me for close to an hour, she started vibrating with so much squirt poured on me. She warned me seriously not to mention this to anybody.

In the morning her guy came and was apologizing, promising her that he was never going to demand sex from her again until they settle down. The guy even almost knelt down to beg her. As I was watching the both of them, I felt pity for the guy. If only he knew what transpired at night.

Our "sexcapades" continued throughout that weekend with Aunty Chi dragging me to her at any given opportunity she found in the house. We had sex almost everywhere in that house. When I was going back to school on Monday, she was all gloomy, tears almost dropping from her eyes. She gave me some good money and left to work in tears. She was constantly calling me shedding tears on phone telling me she cant stop thinking about me. The next weekend she asked if I was coming over, I told her I wont as I usually give Aunty M like three weeks interval so she doesnt feel am pestering her. She told me to come that she will fund my trip, of course money was not the problem. I reminded her that my coming back that week might arouse suspicion as I am scared of Aunty M so I didnt go.

Next weekend approaching I told her I wont come also because of Aunty M, she now told me to come that she was going to lodge me in a hotel and we will stay there all through the weekend. That I agreed to. That weekend was one hell of sex marathon weekend. It was there I realised that Aunty Chi was a sex maniac. In one of our sex sessions, I released quickly earlier than expected and she was so annoyed as my dick became flaccid, she warned me never to do that again, she then opened her bag and brought out a vibrator to continued. She has lots of vibrators she was using in that house and we did not know. She licked my anus, my ears, everywhere lickable.

On monday morning, She didnt allow me to go. She called her office and told them she wasnt feeling fine, meanwhile she told her guy she was traveling. While we were in the hotel, the guy was constantly calling. Twice my dick was in her pussy while she was answering the guy.

I eventually left for school on Tuesday. In the bus I was trying to fathom what was going on. They both later married but I refused to attend their wedding. They guy was annoyed with me why I did not, little did he know my conscience couldnt stand such a lie.

Guys pls becareful before agreeing to NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

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BUSINESSARENAA:
Ordinarily there is no need for this thread but I saw a thread from FREESPIRITED about no sex before marriage, and Yesternight while I was hanging out, I saw a group of ladies at the lounge drinking and saying they will NEVER have sex with their guys until he pays their dowry, it reminded me of an encounter I had some years back.

MY EXPERIENCE

It was in my second year in the university, I always visit my mum's sister who stays in the next town after my school. I always visit her by weekends for two reasons. One, I will eat free food from Friday till Monday morning, secondly when going back to school, "Aunty M" will give me some pocket money, so its a win win situation for me each weekend I spend in her house.

One of those weekends I went to Aunty M's house, I met her friend whom I will call "Aunty Chi. Aunty Chi was transferred to the town temporarily. She is a very beautiful, classy smart and intelligent lady. She has a roboust waist and and intimidating breast. She is well over ripped for marriage. Since her stay in the town is temporal, she decided to stay in Aunty M's house.

Aunty Chi had a very sweet, clean, cool looking guy she was dating and I learnt she told him NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE which the guy agreed to. Though I think the guy was hoping that one day he will break that barrier and "knack" Aunty Chi. This guy was always complaining to Aunty M that Aunty Chi doesnt want to give him kpekus to which Aunty Chi responded that it was an agreement they had before she accepted to date him. One of those days, it led to serious argument and friction and my guy left in frustration.

At night something interesting happened. I and Aunty Chi sleeps in the parlour while Aunty M sleeps in the room with her adopted child as her husband died and she refused to remarry. Though I have one night woken up to find Aunt Chi's big, firm and succulent breast very close to my mouth, and I quickly jumped up from the foam, very scared that she was going to slap me or report me to Aunty M. I never knew she deliberately positioned her breast in my mouth.

While I was sleeping I felt a movement around my loins area and when I woke up, my hard dick was in Aunty Chi's mouth, I was shocked and confused as I was trying to comprehend what was going on. When she noticed my confusion, she whispered into my ears to stay calm. I relaxed a bit.

Aunty Chi started unleashing the demon in her on me. She sucked my dick aggressively like it was going to be her last time to do it, licking my balls area. When she was done, she climbed on me that night and rode me like a mad woman, she was moaning loudly I had to cover her mouth with my hands . After riding me for close to an hour, she started vibrating with so much squirt poured on me. She warned me seriously not to mention this to anybody.

In the morning her guy came and was apologizing, promising her that he was never going to demand sex from her again until they settle down. The guy even almost knelt down to beg her. As I was watching the both of them, I felt pity for the guy. If only he knew what transpired at night.

Our "sexcapades" continued throughout that weekend with Aunty Chi dragging me to her at any given opportunity she found in the house. We had sex almost everywhere in that house. When I was going back to school on Monday, she was all gloomy, tears almost dropping from her eyes. She gave me some good money and left to work in tears. She was constantly calling me shedding tears on phone telling me she cant stop thinking about me. The next weekend she asked if I was coming over, I told her I wont as I usually give Aunty M like three weeks interval so she doesnt feel am pestering her. She told me to come that she will fund my trip, of course money was not the problem. I reminded her that my coming back that week might arouse suspicion as I am scared of Aunty M so I didnt go.

Next weekend approaching I told her I wont come also because of Aunty M, she now told me to come that she was going to lodge me in a hotel and we will stay there all through the weekend. That I agreed to. That weekend was one hell of sex marathon weekend. It was there I realised that Aunty Chi was a sex maniac. In one of our sex sessions, I released quickly earlier than expected and she was so annoyed as my dick became flaccid, she warned me never to do that again, she then opened her bag and brought out a vibrator to continued. She has lots of vibrators she was using in that house and we did not know. She licked my anus, my ears, everywhere lickable.

On monday morning, She didnt allow me to go. She called her office and told them she wasnt feeling fine, meanwhile she told her guy she was traveling. While we were in the hotel, the guy was constantly calling. Twice my dick was in her pussy while she was answering the guy.

I eventually left for school on Tuesday. In the bus I was trying to fathom what was going on. They both later married but I refused to attend their wedding. They guy was annoyed with me why I did not, little did he know my conscience couldnt stand such a lie.

Guys pls becareful before agreeing to NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

Any gal that says no sex b4 marriage would have her years wasted...cos she would be dated..promised marriage...cheated on with several ladies and one day the guy will realise he found a good gal..who gives him great sex...clean...hardworking...a goal getter who doesn't see sex as anything..juicy and he is going to dump you and you would think why do 'good girl suffer' Good girls don't suffer..stupid gals do.
N.b this post doesnt support violence. And giving sex doesnt mean the guy will marry you. You need to have other great qualities.

Oluboh:
https://insidestorynews.com/leadership-goes-beyond-social-media-kogi-central-needs-a-senator-who-delivers-beyond-the-spotlight-and-off-the-camera/

Them wan use this lady against her....

OPERATION NO BUDGET...SUBMIT YOUR COOKED PAYROLL AND GET PAID

Aonkuuse:
nlfpmod, Mynd44

Source: https://wikigists.com/house-owner-kll-boy-for-trying-to-retrieve-ball-from-his-compound-photos/

Tot they were going to do an ex lap to check why his bowel wasn't moving did he later die

Ibkay32:
I want to share my predicament here so people can understand what I am going through.

I started living with my sister and her family four years ago when things were going well for me. At the time, I had a job, though it wasn’t paying much, but because I was living with my sister’s family, I had the opportunity to save up to 90% of my salary. Over two years, I managed to save up to ₦500,000, which I entrusted to my mother to keep for me.

My troubles began when I decided to retrieve the money for rent, only for my mother to tell me she had lent it to my sister (the one I was staying with). Apparently, she used the money to pay for her master’s degree. I was completely devastated. Despite my disappointment, I tried to accept my fate and move on.

However, things have been very difficult ever since. The steady flow of money I once had dried up. I eventually lost my job, and since then, I have been unable to secure another one. The only thing keeping me going is my small pig farming business, but it hasn’t started yielding profits. Last year, I was in a very tough financial spot, so I began asking my mother for my money bit by bit. She would sometimes give me ₦10k, ₦20k, or ₦30k, but it was never consistent, and I never got the full amount back.

Recently, something happened that has made my situation even worse. My brother-in-law (my sister’s husband) told me I needed to find my own place before next month. This caught me completely off guard because I am not financially prepared for it. Out of frustration, I confronted him about the money my mother gave to my sister, but he insisted he had no knowledge of it. This has caused serious conflict within the family.

Now, I am stuck. I have nowhere to go, no money for rent, and not even enough to buy a bed, let alone furnish a place. I feel betrayed, abandoned, and helpless. I don’t know what to do or where to turn.

Please, my Nairaland family, I need your advice. What should I do in this situation? How do I navigate this mess? I’m really desperate and need help.

You felt ur mother cannot betray you...a lesson for all...

Daejumong:
Pastor Kumuyi(83) busy checking his phone; his wife(79)gives him space.

Mutual respect and trust are very important for a successful marriage!

From this pics its obvious mama wants something and baba no agree..he lock up..

The fact you dey see money chop somewhere no mean say you dey financially wise...many of those guys in content are dull financially...and I don't blame them..their problem na to rent/buy house for lekki dey live with the big boiz until them forex, crypto guru property developers jam them..2 sec owo otilo...

Banana republic....

Chilipepper:
If you know when this Generator
Was sold for 10k, Signify!!

I better pass my neighbour of those years.

AguluLiar:
Keep quiet!

Face your barren land and leave Lagos alone

You are a very stupid fellow.

Bobloco:
Isn't there turmoil in the Lagos State House of Assembly?

Isn't he going to declare a state of emergency in Lagos?

Confused country..majority of the members of the lagos state House of assembly said they no longer wanted obasa..but his hooliganism prevailed against their combined vote. Yet no state of emergency was invoked.

Roseodd:
Please I urgently need advice.
I would have love to start a business,but I don't have ideas of any business now.
I have landed properties,I am also thinking of starting of building my house.
Please help me with advice 🙏🙏

Start a business u know well forget building project..just to renovate a 3 bedroom flat cost 10m and u want to start building..don leave uncompleted building pls

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khtxxgaup0I

How u wan take limit air...blogging has no boundaries

Osas pounds senior brother

Dangote refinery should av been in ogun state but for some foolish individuals...lagos is too small to give such land for a refinery...but we av it now and its serving the nation so let's move on to other things.

Slytiger:
“I am sorry” — Lagos corper Raye apologizes to Lagosians for saying the state smells.

Sowore don advise am.

DesChyko:
Look through your day and share with us, what you can do with this each day, and how long it will take for you to exhaust it. 🙂

Before I even get have it...it has been spent

Obasa must be a very strong man..one man mobile...one man against major of members of the lagos state House of assembly

This country with weak checks and balances

See ppl wey dey get full reservoir..when dem hear say fuel don go from 148 to 500 dem change price the next day..now they are wailing even though I know say our time to see shege from dangote still dey come..he wan first deal with nnpcl

If this thing ever happen on my farm will use helicopter with armed med and pump action rifle. make sure nobody survives the bullet rain. On the land

Whited sepulchre

Make olosho dey check customer blood pressure before knackin...e get why.
The same way dem dey carry gold circle and kiss lube for purse make dem carry battery powered sphyg(blood pressure machine)...