₦airaland Forum

Fraih:
You sight me

ha! sister inlaw yuu are here 2

justified10:
na d dodo in d blizzy I dey eye...I lyk dodo gan.

I yaf telling yuu say no b plantain oooooo

Kbs468:
Haba! Be fair to us nauw.

It's just that it has been Destined to be nauw, else

1. Why didn't Chamberlain score that goal?

2. Why was Moreal running towards Neymar rather than closing in on Messi?

3. Why didn't CECH stay put in the post like Shaun Bartlett said?

4. Why didn't WENGER replace CHAMBERLAIN with WELBECK instead of WALCOT?

5. Why did WENGER remove COQUELIN and replace him MATHEW FLAMINI

6. Why didn't MARTESAKER clear that ball out of danger into corner kick?

7. Why was FLAMINI moving backwards away from the ball when played to him thereby allowing MESSI run in from behind?

8. I hope you saw the hand ball by GERRARD PIQUE too?

It has been written and that is it else the above Error shouldn't have counted against US and if it doesn't, then you know what would have followed.

oga minister of information & attorney general, de take am easy with us oooo

Greycious:
Justified dey eye u too and I no want wahala Na wife to be

Ruth nko

Dreamcome2ru:
The grace of d land is with you.

lemme trust yuu on dat den

Greycious:
Be fast about it b4 justified or Ruth sees us

na yur wife b dat + y yuu de fear Justified

justified10:
wetin he com be o..I'm curious to knw

ow I take reach diz side oga?? na nw sef I notice d thread wey I de ooo. hope I'm safe?

justified10:
wetin he com be o..I'm curious to knw

ow I take reach diz side oga?? na nw sef I notice d thread wey I de ooo

Greycious:
No o, thank me with ur contact ni o.

smiln, I yaf hearing yuu

Greycious:
this BlizzydoDo ghe fine o

tank yuu

justified10:
na d combo of d blizzy and d dodo o..if d dodo no b plantain, could it b banana?

lolz, I wish say na banana sef

justified10:
blizzydoDo ,ur name funny o..ow is golden city na..

manus17, u don kuku turn dis thread to novel.. u just dey read am from page to page, kontinu, diaris God.

na d blizzy or d dodo de 4ni yuu?? besides no tink say dat dodo na plantain ooooo my hand no de

Rukkyola:
c iyawo dey chuk mouth 4 wetin no concern her

hmmmm! gud sama wey I de try form na em yuu de enta mi so....ok o kosi wahala

yorme:
U for faint first na... make we see wetin fit happen next. *carries remote* Oya, replay!

lolz wicked yuu...no allow oga Kbs catch mi ooo

yorme:
The English for that post plenty abi? I feel for u, ma dear!

ah tell yuu, d tin b wan make mi faint

Rukkyola:
feel fri 2 insult me i go sun get ur tym!

no vex with am ahbeg

Kbs468:
Sorry everyone for my conspicuous absence yesterday, it was due to my commitment to the Oath taken to serve with diligence and in obedience to the constitutional provision and dictate of my dear GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC without fear or favour that kept me away from you all but I am happy that the OBSERVERS DELEGATION FROM GOLDEN CITY lead by the president himself is leaving no Stone unturned to see to a seamless and hitch free election in the Newest and latest Republic on the planet Earth.

I am equally at peace with the attentive response given to our observations by the indefatigable GEC chairman-Chumaster himself Who has shown that he is a man of principle too and very much ready to listen to advise from concerned authorities towards recording a success story that would leave an indelible mark on the face and anals of GRACELAND.

I therefore urge all GRACELANDERS, both citizens and the political actors alike to cooperate with the GEC chairman-Chumaster in the onerous task of conducting an awesome election that will stand the test of time as he is officially the leader now pending when the election is concluded and results announced.

I'm also giving this broadcast as the official Information-arm leader of GRACELAND since there is no constituted authority yet until after the elections.

I again urge you all to be at peace with one another because that is the spiritual WORD revealed to me for the day that I even began confessing right from your COLONIAL HOME-GOLDEN CITY.

God bless us all.

Sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic. Also presently overseeing the media and the Judicial arm of GRACELAND.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

eaglevision:
Abeg who help me see my Fraih ooooo!!! I don miss her die,BlizzydoDo I sight u sweedie

I greet yuu boss, buh y yuu de look 4 my sister inlaw

LogoDWhiz:
Uwc dear

You still haven't fulfilled what you said you what do., About your langauge

becos dere z no form of motivation 4rm yuu, not in cash or in kind.

LogoDWhiz:
The date when Online registration ends.

But note that NYSC hasn't given out a date as to when we can start checking our CUL

oh!k, tank yuu presido

LogoDWhiz:
The date when Online registration ends.

But note that NYSC hasn't given out a date as to when we can start checking our CUL

oh!k, tank yuuu

drjoshua2000:
Make 28th do reach na. Make we see call up letter.

28th February or March

hardie14:
abi ur wife no go see am ni. blizzydodo come read wetin ur husbu fraiser write ooo. if kbs468 like make he marry 10. make he sha no do selection reach my side.

my dear, diz husband Fraiser wey I marry no b here ooo, him fit give mi high BP

Abbeyunique2:
Guy, wetin nah. are u still nursing that old wound (that beckytee didn't gree for ur proposal).
i won't tell your bae blizzydodo to warn u for now but this is the last warning

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Fraiser:
my pple for golden city hw una dey? I dey hail everybody o, I don miss all my fellow golden citizens tire, especially my sweetest heart blizzydoDo, my sis frail, my inlaw shammak nd my business partners bolagabriella, missprudence, merikims, somebodysMrs nd aleora, make I no forget my political partners too LogoDwhiz nd kbs468, make una no talk say na women i dey follow do business o because na dem no go fit send hire killer to me because of money, men can be very dangerous, I suppose don show face since bur i been dey attend my sister's younger brother birthday, tank God say i don repent dem for kill me wit sepe nd paraga today bur I just take 10 botus of non alcoholic regal drygin. as i dey follow una talk now my hands no dey stable ontop kill board, bur i no high sha. make i try catch some sleep now we go see later by 8am in d nyt, I get enof gist for una meanwhile i don reserve some botus for my friends who sabi enjoy life lyk me abbeyunique2 nd justified10

ah miss yuu plenty buh which bizness yuu & yur female bizness partners de do?

Fraiser:
hmmm pls dont let blizzydoDo see dis, we just settle some domestic problems because of all dis woman issue, Its not my fault, its my official duty in d city dat got me popular wit women bur i tink she now understand btw u re welcom back, na me miss u here pass, i miss u pass ur husband self

ha! yuu don start ahbi
we no settle based on say I go understand ooo, yuu agree say yuu go stop

Armynu:
So what now is really the problem.... If you intend to just pass. When now becomes of the motion you moved?!

we av capable ladies in diz city

Fraih:
Greatest Futarian, dunno say you be my sister from the same School o which dept did you finish from?

***
Shammak Darling, I see You
Kbs468, I really dunno what to say, you have been cracking my ribs here with your mentions
Fraiser, I just have to accept you and your decision again. I hope evrything turns out well. BlizzydoDo, I can officially call you my sister-in-law now
IghravweIG, whats good with you?

glad 2 b a part of d family

Armynu:
Shey you want to become the "Deputy Vice President" ni....
Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

nah ain't eyeing dat position & av clearly stated my reason

Kbs468:
Chai dis people no go Kii me. Oya just small jist ni oo b4 my over protective wife starts thinking otherwise.

This is in no particular order oo.

√ I said sorry to you b4 doing one thing like that that involved importing evidence because my integrity was on the line because of one Hardioun-Hope I got that right that went to ask a particular Kwetion abroad even after prindu had called for truce btw you and I

√ Sydneyboss too had to voiced out because he was also affected by the smear.

√ Your bestie Oluwanimoduroti1 showed up and reminded us of her last aboard in the state of 561 I guess and was amazed by the massive developmental strides over the years by surpassing the 1,000 state creation mark.

√ She also acknowledged how explosive we are and actually became sobberish because circumstances beyond her control is forcing her to pull out our regime. And remember that she used to be the State Minister for Education

√ But the striking comment was her recollection of the unsavory experiences you relayed to her that she summarily put as 'But some guys got no Chill' and I quite agree with her because they ended up turning me to a motivational speaker free of charge.

√ In clearing up the above point, the usual jabbing and sharing warm embrace in a boxing ring was on display to the extent that prindu went ahead to indirectly inform me of the jabbing catalogue among the trio of bobolil, CROBBOY and himself, not forgetting that btw Fraiser and Kollenzy I guess as well as that btw wittyemi and jubrealguy but Abbeyunique2 nibbed everything to the mud instantly and successfully.

√ The initial feud btw the latter above was because wittyemi had become Golden City's Sir Patrick Obahiogbon of Nigeria

√ BlizzydoDo suddenly became a women activist overnight but I indirectly advised her to vie for a senatorial seat and that was clearly stated by Pressy LogoDWhiz which she is yet to respond to

√ Because her eyes are focused on my wife-Pweedyuz's Women affairs Ministry and her stance was corroborated by CROBBOY, though selfishly because I mentioned his wife-SC31 somewhere that he misunderstood me

√ Off I go off I go and OYO is your Case expert showed up after a long while.

√ Fraiser had to announce his Single, ready to mingle again and searching status after being discovered by a retinue of ladies league that his advances were all scam since they don't understand the sharing formula I adopted in keeping my 5 wives intact

√ BlizzydoDo remained the only Woman standing in the lyfe of Fraiser after all, though she got her heart being agitated by Sunnepa17 during the trying times.

√ By the way, Missprudence is the Moda of Sunnepa17

√ A new legislation is underway to ammend the Restriction of the president to only one wife.

√ Ever since my attempted Romance with Fraih, Her hubby-shammak has had to continually battle himself because the word UN-EASE has practically found application on him

√ The Chelsea crew suddenly found their voices again after a 5:1 supremacy during the weekend but went silent there after on Tuesday night, may be they drank to stupor, so slept off.

√ I'm waiting for what LogoDWhiz, Amodu, DTOBS, Sent4rina, Johndanny, Lonngmann, katerine7 and prindu would say about this.

√ Red chambers occupants are finally strategizing on how to screen the Ministerial Nominees

√ VP Armynu finally came back after patiently rounding off his mission of seeing to the well-being of a highly cherished, dear to heart, lovely, lively and most respected personality in everyone's life- I mean you too belong to that category just like every other XX-chromosome carrying Genes, biotechshola, hope I'm not misfiring here because biology was actually made compulsory for me then ni oo simply because I hated drawing, hence a dislike for the subject evolved except when the topic REPRODUCTION was written that I become active minded.

Hun let me stop before LogoDWhiz would say it is too much to digest again.

no b small tin o, all d same ts a job weldon

Fraiser:
hmmm see my babe yaf pour cold water in my heart o, dont worry i will heed ur advice meanwhile me just see everytin here as fun ni o, bur if he is taking it personal i tink i will let him be bur he shudnt hav started it in d first place since he knows d limit of his tolerance

tanx 4 yur cooperation