₦airaland Forum

Fraiser:
where are my beautiful angel blizzydoDo nd my dearest sis fraih, am sorry for checking on u lately, i had a delay in airport, d plane i wanted to enter had a flat taya nd dey need to charge it, i den rushed down to port to come wit ship but d captain said d weda is not fit for sailing, i immidiately rushed down to d train station bur d driver of d only available train has not recovered from d hangover he had yesterday as a result of taking too much cocacola, I wanted to com wit my bycicle bur i cudnt get fuel in d train station, eventually i hav to ride my camel to golden city dat was d reason i came late. my blizzydoDo av missed u so much, all tanks to d litu itch btw us, ur luv is now shining afresh lyk an early morni sun in my heart, i now realised hw much u worth, u are indeed priceless, I luv u three much. to my fraih u are indeed an invaluable twinie i luv u so much. To all d citizens of golden city i say gudmorni wit absolute humbility.

cnt stop lafin buh diz yur means of transportation 2 diz city no be here o hon

yuu welcm hon

oluwafirefunmi:
Lol.. I'll do that, thanks dear.

Armynu:
Shey you want to become the "Deputy Vice President" ni....

Cc:
Logodwhiz
Kbs468

nah I'll pass, a public administrator z not supposed 2 b into politics directly

oluwafirefunmi:
Good morning. Trying to catch up but I don't understand why some people are angry. Somebody gimme gist pls

diz z were d minister of information should do his job...disturb him 2giv yuu d gist dear

boboLIL:
yea, very well okay...hope u had a nice sleep?

I did o

FolabiBret:
Fraiser? Be like say as I enter from jandon now, na Fraiser-Sunnepa beef I fain for ground. Wetin 'hapin'?

dem don settle

Rukkyola:
yea but not as fully as b4.

welcm back dear

Fraiser love, consider d time I stayed up 2 drop diz msg 4 yuu pls. Dnt reply Sunnepa I beg yuu pls even tho yuu get 2 feel offended. I knw yuu meant no harm buh he took t d wrong way do kindly let diz 1 pass.

Dnt want 2 b d reason 4 any feud here. plsssss 4 my sake.

Sunnepa17:
ℓ̊ respect yhu my dear buh ℓ̊ can't take dat 4rm ɦɨʍ ...can't he control his mouth?

Bloody civillian tellin ♍ƺ were 2 go.

i iya ba....Allah ya ba mu alheri

pls I'm on ma knees...t has do. I'm pretty sure he meant no harm & if yuu feel offended wit somtin he said, jus draw his attention & I'm confident he will do d needful. SORRY PLS

LogoDWhiz:
Well, from my own end. I don't think I sound as such.

But then if that's how it seem and it's negative or affecting you in anyway, then I'm sorry.


We cool?

smiln
ova cool sef

Sunnepa17:
Off ℓ̊ go 4rm here....need 2 work awt sum tinz.

When d deal z done.....ℓ̊ will b back here

Aiit
swt drimz n takia of yuu

JAEYWEST:
to block evil spirit na...u knw pipu are evils oo

na yuu talk dat 1 o

LogoDWhiz:
I just dey laff.
Did I sound confident?

sure yuu do

JAEYWEST:
yh...I go put shuga under pillow...no forget to carry "poe" inside oo

wetin i wan use poe do daybrek Oga?

JAEYWEST:
yh...I go put shuga under pillow...no forget to carry "poe" inside oo

wetin o wan use poe do daybrek Oga?

walexitouk:
Really? But I can see Oga Amodu for background.loll

I dedicate this page to the ladies online now and the gentle men online now for the 1st time we will have equal number of female and male online. Cheers to that walexitouk missprudence blizzyydoDo and JAEYWEST #1332

I greet yuu 2

Sunnepa17:
Ur mouth has already land ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ in trouble.

ℓ̊ wunt take ɖɨs 4rm yhu ɖɨs bloody civillian....ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ Å̶̷̩̥͡ЯƐ nt in d position 2 tell ♍ƺ where ℓ̊ belong in force.

Now ℓ̊ (•͡.̮ •͡ ) dat ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ nid 2 b taught a lesson ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ will neva 4get here.

Just watch ur back coz ℓ̊ will find ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ.

Cc
Fraih
BlizzydoDo
Missprudence
2 whom it may concern

t has do ooo evrytin has been settled already na, Oya no vex again yuu hear

JAEYWEST:
ehnnnnn better late than neva na

swt drims

JAEYWEST:
Hehehehe! toh make I spread bed, spread mat and ground

I say day break oooooo

JAEYWEST:
toh! nyt nyt...no sha cm knock my door ltr oo

no worry wen daybrek I go com visit yuu...lolz

JAEYWEST:
toh! nyt nyt...no sha cm knock my door ltr oo

smiln

JAEYWEST:
hwfr this bed go make sense for u oo. ..u no go like port?

smiln
tanx 4 d offer buh I'll pass

swt drimz y'all + y'all should retire 2 bed so dat our security man in person of........can do his job b4 he falls alip @ d gate

Fraiser:
shakara oloje *in fela's tone* I told u can neva drag a pin wit me in dis city nd succeed talkless of my own woman, now u will start from square one... pele sogbo

go & slip jare, let bygones b bygones pls

Sunnepa17:
Hmmm...veri very difficult 4 ♍ƺ 2 do ooo
Buh 4 d ℓ♥√ﻉ ℓ̊ av 4u.

ℓ̊ will laylow 4 fewdays buh my eyes is still on yhu my damsel. Coz ЎO̶̲̥̅̊ΰ knw ℓ̊ will do anyfin 4u

Just playin wif ɦɨʍ, ℓ̊ dunt ride pple wif my power...am nt ʟɨҡɛ dat.

tanx 4 yur understanding

Kbs468:
You know that you have been promoting gender equality in federal executive council, So it is the same thing with what he is saying na.

OK listen since he asked me to do this and you consented to it.

A 3 letter word he is referring to is SeX but if you can't understand the below analogy, then you can't digest what he meant again.

1. S = Male = Acid

X = Female =Base

So, during simple Neutralization reaction in a chemical laboratory,

Acid is poured down from a burette slowly by timing adjustment into a beaker containing an alkaline or base solution until a balance is reached called end point and easily made visible through the aid of an indicator.

So In essence, the indicators in your Case with fraiser are the reconciliatory talks going on between you both.

S=fraiser

X=Blizzydodo

Neutralization = S+X

End point or Balance stage = SeX

Abeg sleep beckons. If I didn't forget, I would complete the analogy tomorrow.

hilarious, buh all diz gbogbo ti gbo no de digest well 4 mi o...till 2moro den + swt drimz

Fraiser:
at dis juction let me appreciate my God givin twinnie fraih nd my friend abbeyunique2 for contributin to d peaceful resolution of my feud wit my angel blizzydoDo, nd also to d pple wey no want make we settel because of dia hidden agenda God pass all of una. nd to d devil servant wey won dabaru my home, now u can go back to wia u blong sambisa, d boko bois dey wait u. I now officially denounce every form of devorce av threaten bfor, my dearlin angel blizzydoDo nd I are now living togeda peacefully more dan bfor nd we now inderstand each oda better. I bliv my public image is now shillin back as it was bfor. To my own blizzydoDo, my twinnie fraih, my enemy turn friend abbeyunique2, igi woroko to n dana ru( d branched wood dat scatter fire) suneepa17, oda citizens of golden city I say gudnyt see ya tomoro

swt drims hon, will join yuu in bed soon

sammydemperor:
That would be really nice... Lemme use this medium to tender a heartfelt apology to whomever felt insulted by a post i made 3 weeks ago... I am deeply sorry for letting my anger and frustration take the best of me, was actually reading about registration for nysc while i was at work, i just left my phone for about 2 hours n when i came back n refreshed the page i couldn't find what i was reading anymore, that was why i felt annoyed and type dat bullshit... You guys are really a nice bunch of people, i cant deny how helpful you have been to me n my folks indirectly, so i pray your receive my apology in good faith n keep having your fun... Once again i am deeply sorry pls forgive me

apology accepted by the women association.
2 ensure a reasonable extent of proper conduct, dere has 2 b laws, fines, reward, punishment 4 evry act of unruly behaviour by any member of diz city. Mr President certain measures should b put in place ooo

Abbeyunique2:
U be our family member nah, family always care for one another. oya come take cold burukutu for my side.

brukutu by diz time? haba!

Fraiser:
lol... wen i start to b commited nd make u feel lyk d only woman in my world, dey will definitely feel jealous o, I know wot am sayin o

till den

Fraih:
Sammydemperor asked this question, so I mentioned you so you could help

sister Inlaw yuu are in d best position 2 answer him na, yuu & brother Inlaw Shammak av been in diz long b4 mi. Oya help out a brother in his curious state

Fraiser:
TO MY ONE AND ONLY blizzydoDo
I luv d way u luk at me, u will never hav to weep because of me, i wish to b d happiness dat move tru ur mind, wen u sleep I will find my wayz into ur dreams, tank u for all d joy u brought into my heart, for all d truth u ar makin me see, for all d luv i found in u, u came into my lyf lyk a glowin bulb nd cast out d shadow of loneliness in my heart, u came into my lyf lyk a rising sun nd illuminate my path, ur mellifluous voice lyk daf of nightingale always giv joy to my soul, you know I promise u dat i will make all d women in golden city feel jealous because of u, am commited to fulfilling dat golden promise my golden woman... belle pple will not do testimony ova our mata... my bae oya let me see dat beautiful smile in ur face plsssss....

I dnt want yuu 2 b on a trip 2 make any1 jelos, I jus want yur comitment & 2 make mi fill like I'm d only gurl in yur world. Oya I 4giv yuu
smiln