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DrGoodman:Buhari has killed more northerners (Shia massacre) than Biafrans. Maybe is the Shiite Allah that is fighting back |
GreyLaw:Big lie. If it's just to learn the basics and then get shipped to a comfy federal civil service job, the northerners will quickly advance than their southern counterparts not due to their academic prowess or professionalism but because of connections. How many northerners are working in technical or scientific positions in private firms? |
Big mistake |
Is Buhari visiting another room other than the oza room? |
Jaideyone:Who cares what you choose to believe or not |
Jaideyone:That link really shut you up |
An American man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do there?" He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries. He finds that they're all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He was told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man. He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Nigerian devil is a former civil servant. So he hardly comes, signs the attendance register whenever he shows up and then goes back to his quarters " |
