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illicit:
E get one meat wey one girl serve me for NYSC camp....

That is the sweetest meat I ever had, I don't know what part of a cow that would be tho....

Very sweet and big

Sure it's not the tongue?
I watched one of those chinese food videos last month and the way the husband and wife kept saying that the tongue is the sweetest part of a cow.
Shit was very big

Am more curious about the trap than the animal.

That na once chance trap

Pharaoh4rin:
People are quick to praise medical doctors. Engineers designs all their machines.

I think Engineers deserves the credit

Engineers just sit down and start designing ba?
Os it not doctors that go to meet them for specifications?

It's like praying engineers that design tailor machines or grinding machines or oil rigs.

Nawa o.
See pillars the size of whiz kids legs

This one u spend on maggi as if na food.
Hope ur checking ur blood pressure sha.
Make u no come dey spend money on amlodipine

Aufbauh:
Nigerians and fraudulent activities! It's really disgusting where we've found ourselves.

An average Nigerian youth is criminally minded and want quick easy money.

I've got a criminal mind
Ohhh oh oh
C'mon, what what, what what, uh uh
- These days, I wonder if crime pays
Blinded by criminal minded ways
Smokin' on ya hay
(Turn it up) Uh-huh
These days, cats be pushin' me places I ain't supposed to be
Money got a hold of me, controlin' me
- I've got a criminal mind
I can't help it
I'm on my way
To pick up the pieces
It's the only way I see myself gettin' to the other side
That's why I've got a criminal mind
City lights, diamond sky
What a beautiful thing, to be alive
Everything, is all that I desire
Paper's in my hand, a chance to leap higher
Everywhere but felt your life's standing still
You want so much more than the world has to give
I can't see myself workin' every day
Makin' no money, barely getting paid
I should probably regret
All that I've done, in the past
But as I turn the pages of my life
I see you ride up again
Y'all still don't hear me?
Okay, check this out, yo
It's the D I
It's the D I
It's the D I G G Y, D A double D Y
He be fly, all day
With a P I, G E, okay
Police got a freeze on my diamonds
Did 2 years in the pen, I'm back again
And this time, I got to win
I'm a theif by nature, steal your love
I'm a crook with a hook and a plan for thugs, uh-huh
Y'all don't hear me, huh?
Y'all don't hear me, huh?
I'mma tell y'all somethin'
Y'all gon' still question my capabilities?
Are you stupid?
You sucka
Y'all don't see me
How we get down, ya know what I'm sayin?
Whatever's necessary, we gon' be 'bout it
Cuz we 'bout it, for real (they know we 'bout it though)
(Man, tell 'em how you do it)
Listen man, I got to get what I get any way I can get it
Man, y'all hear me?
(I know that's right)

This news shock me o.
Not in my blood to call another man a fool or think for him.
But am forced to
Call
Him
A fool
Am so angry with now!
What?
Ah!!!
Yepa!!


Righteousness where art thou?
Pls say something


Noooo
I don't believe this. It's bloggers joor.
It cudnt have happened
Ah
Hehehehe
No no no
No way
I refuse to believe this
Kai

kenbee:
Over 32miliion for a vehicle?

I weep for Naija My Country!

Show us a pix of u weeping or keep quiet.

Enough of sentiments and hypocrisy.
We r all guilty

Tomahawk99:
I million passengers with how many aircraft less than a year? Big lie abeg.
Even with 10 A380 dem no fit lift a million passengers yet.
Maybe it's the number of visitors to their website.

My father came to abuja with one of their super planes.
Am thinking it's one of those very big plane bro cos he kept talking about bhow big it was.
Carried about 200 passengers

Felabrity:
Ronaldo light two
Lewandowski light three
Benzema light two

Haaland is injured
Messi and sebastian haller go also light brace

Halaand injured?
Ajax go kill Dortmund be that

ProphetJeroboam:
I swear. Nobody can say he stats pad against weak bundeslinga teams. Benfica is fighting back sha.

Fighting back for where bayern don score 5?

Angelfrost:
Please, name the well organized team... Which team is more organized than this current Bayern team?!!!

Am waiting for him to name one team.
Chelsea were lucky they met an incomplete bayern.

Omo people dey beg make bayern no score again.
How u go carry bayern under 3.5?
U dey craze ni?

Donpaper:
Ronaldo is a night mare to them. Moreso their idol is eating grass at PSG

U mean the substitute?

Wetin dey do this bayern sef

ProphetJeroboam:
Lewy scores but not only him. If Lewy does not score, Gnabry, Muller, Sane, Coman and even Choupo-Moting will score. It is almost certain every match.

Bayern na opposite of atletico.
All the players in bayern can score just as all the players in athletico can defend.
So u can have like 5 players scoring in one game for bayern

Donpaper:
how many odds Germany get for over 3.5?

Was 1.87 when he played it

Bayern match will end with at least 6 goals.
Bayern shud just be allowed to play in the semis at once.
Cheat of a team

ProphetJeroboam:
Abeg can anybody tell me Wetin Dey give Bayern hedge over other teams? Where does their power lie?

The day wey I dear bayern eh. Just months ago...
Bayern collect red card first 10 mins of game.
Guess what?
By half time, bayern was leading 4:0 (or 5:0) can't remember.


Same thing during the days of robben, bayern will collect red card and continue scoring as if they swallowed some pills.

Bayern in their peak form is a nightmare for any team on planet earth.
Except, maybe, the German national team.

ProphetJeroboam:
Must Bayern Munich score? Which kind team be this self. All these other teams no just Dey try. Making Bayern seem invincible.

Bayern na cheat team.
I told a guy I suspect to have plenty money to carry the game over 3.5 goals and stake 300k.
He did.

He's not called sleepy joe for nothin.
Him padi na obaseki

ChiefSosa:
Will smith is a fvcking moron_that deserves no pity, and I say this with all love.
Someone like Jada should be thanking God everyday that Will smith even knows she exists. This is WILL SMITH we are talking about; one of the best black actors of our lifetime. Someone that attained godlike positions, especially during his 'Men in Black' days. The reason people talk about Jada is cause of will. I'm seriously baffled that someone like Will smith will be going through this, especially in the hands of Jada. Someone like will smith should be hanging around super exclusive females. Jada is really making will smith look like a complete fool. Jada really belongs to the streets.
The only way I'll believe Will smith is taking all her nonsense is if he didn't sign a Prenup and he's afraid Jada will take all he's money and assets.

Lol. That's not love bro, that's pure and undiluted stupidity. Jada is someone that use to sell drugs and hang around guys like 2PAC. Will picked her up, helped her get her life together and even married her. Rather than being eternally grateful and behaving herself, she still went ahead to have sexual relationships that lasted for months with a guy that is old enough to be her son. Imagine! This is Will smith she's treating like this o. Or has she confused Will smith with Speed Darlington?.

What about the time snoop dogg cried on air and had to apologise to a certain woman I think last year?
A gangster for that matter o

Glycolite:
0:2 !

Did anyone see that backheel flick by CR7 before he played El matador through for the second goal ?
Worldie !
Simply sensational !

They,the haters and MIDGETONIANS are going to have a very looooong night .

My GOAT already have a brilliant goal and an assist,while your own goat is getting subbed when his team is a goal down and need to win that match

There's levels to this sh*t!

But why dem dey sub messi anyhow na

viyon02:
Alien space rocket just crossing our planet and they want to spy on us. Trust US they have answer to it. But my question is why all these strange space ships or rocks always have affinity for US only why not any other continent?

Maybe cos the US has more advanced technologies that the aliens are interested in

Maryloveth:
Both on and off the pitch, he's a sharp shooter .
More wins,the GOAT

More twins u mean

Upton:
Fake news... 100m.. When Haaland is available for about 75m in the summer

Have u watched oshimen play?
That guy sabi collect ball from opponent o

Passionate888:
Abuja too? People dey vex o

See u. 3 weeks ago, 2 females I know entered one chance same week.
While visiting about the incidence, we met a man who entered one chance twice same day.
In this abuja o

fuckfuckman:
WTF Fergie why na

Ole lost 2 finals and 3 semi finals in 2 years what time does he need again to prove himself??
A coach without tactics just put the players there and leave them to struggle

How can man utd board even give him a 3 year new deal after losing the Europa finals to a small Spanish team that finished 7th on their league,,, man utd board seff mtchewww

Villarreal na small spanish team abi

Brainlight:
SLAWORMIIR .... BOMB JAPANESE CLIENT NA ... MAKE EVERYTHING BURST UNDER 2 SECONDS .... ABI CHINESE Q.Q AND CHINESE YEN NO DEY TAYA YOU? ... HOW I WISH DOES FEMINIST FOR NAIJA FOR FIT FOLLOW THE PATH.

For where?
Naija gals?

b3llo:
I have a moccasin I used some years back and I want it auctioned.

Ur mocasin like opel engine will end up in that dustbin.
Omo see rhymes

Weemen:
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Oga we are talking about police extortion ur talking about terabyte.
What is terabyting u? What is biting u?

Ah aha ah u maaad?

Do I sound like mr macaroni?

kramer:
If you believe this post (which is based on the findings of scientists/archeologists) then you must also believe that Dinosaurs once existed and that man evolved overtime, otherwise you're a hypocrite!

Are u saying dinosaurs never existed?