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DMCA:
Ogbeni, how i take mislead people?🥱

shatap goat

TheMaterialist:
I'm gonna really need you to stretch your imagination for this one.


So one night you had a dream, in that dream
God spoke to you and said he had granted you
the power of immortality, you ask God why,
he responds by saying that he wanted to find
out how long a human couple can last together
in marriage if they were immortal, he also tells
you that he granted your partner the same gift.



So now you and your partner are immortal, you
have no use for the basic human needs such as
food, sex, sleep you can indulge if you want,
but you don't really need it.


But, there is a catch.

What is the catch you ask.

Well, the moment you and your partner decide
to part ways parmanently, you lose your
immortality, age normally and die.

So the farther you are from your partner, the
more likely you are to age, have disease, or die
etc.

But as long as you stay together you can never
die.



So the question is this, how long would your
relationship last if You and Your Partner were
Immortal.

How long would you stay together before you
get tired of yourselves and go your separate
ways?

1000 years?
5000?
10,000?

change plug!!

I greet you sir @GRV

fman:
it was that dimwit dmca that introduced me to her.

avoid that dmca, he is a castrated and confused nairalander!! Always misleading people after taking that hallucinationary drug mkpurummiri, he will troll for eternity.

Vickho:
I love it that way and I have decided to willingly make Sisterfire my mistress

she can only birth a monster !!
Evil .

Vickho:
I am also a being and a sub human.
the Oracle told me that I already existed as a mighty warrior in the days of Nimrod.
but I'm ready to serve you and let you control me.
Please can I pay my way down to Abuja so i could serve you for two days?
I can fucck for 60 minutes non stop, no drugs, it's my supernatural power.
Please let's schedule a day please and let's make it fast cos I can't wait to serve you and also fucck you and make you scream out loud and pour out my cum which is as numerous as a scoop of water from the ocean embedded in a bowl.
I will even be happy if you are pregnant for me so our offspring would have super powers.
Please mistress let me serve you

you are under her spell....

SisterFire:
I have nothing with my human suit and if u give me stress here I shall chew ur flesh drink ur blood and bath with it like I did to many pastors

infatuation and orgies... Pure fantasies of a weak nephilim:::
Fallen Angel!!!!
You have lost your glory....
You and your kinds

SisterFire:
hahahahaha so u know they are weaklings

am not here to exchange pleasentries with you , am way beyond your lusts... I don't lust for flesh and blood... I crave for souls.
Just get lost!!

Op , u mean say, this picture I dey see above na Afonja man?

SisterFire:
...
As for blood I drink ...that's the blood of pastors it's very juicy and nourishing

why won't you drink the blood of the weaklings?

SisterFire:
... Why will u talk about who u know nothing about with so such demonic words?
He likes me is it a crime ? If not for nature I would av killed all of u and live happily with trees and sweet darling shrubs I love so much .

lust ladden nephilim. Are you worthy to be an עֲנָקִים ?
I will hunt down and deprive you of your glory...

Vickho:
I am happy she has enchanted my soul and I want to be under captivity by her.
by the time I bleep her finish my eyes go clear.

there is no going back...
U will be lost forever in her bossom of infatuation.. flee and unravel the mystery that surrounds your sexual urges towards this witty six-foot being ...
She has devoured many destinies and drained many bloodline from times immemorial...
Sisterfire will bound your lustful soul..... That's the weapon she uses to fight.

Vickho:
I would really love to bleep Sisterfire.
Anytime I see that moniker my prick dey rise

she is an enchantress...
She has enchanted your soul.
You are under the influence of exoteric infatuation..
Lusting after a damned being, who has lost her glory spiritually ..

ekolobaba:
I’m from Anambra but my dream is to govern Abia. I think I can turn the fortunes of Aba around and it saddens every time I see a city like Aba with so much potential in ruin. I will turn Aba into a global free trade zone that will attract people from all over the world and Abia state at large into the New York of Nigeria.

Umu Igbo, I’m the future.

Goan sleep

I don't need to meet with any nairalander!!

Vickho:
there's actually one lesbian on this forum that is super powerful than all the rest.
she threatened me after I drop my number she hid her caller identity and called me issuing threats telling me she will use a strapon and rape me and then shoot me dead afterwards and burn me.
From her voice she's a woman in her early 40's.
she's currently using the moniker
https://www.nairaland.com/Umbrateeth04
her first moniker is
https://www.nairaland.com/ladymissile
I got it banned,she now registered these monikers below.
https://www.nairaland.com/ladybomb
https://www.nairaland.com/fiona004
https://www.nairaland.com/morrigan008
and a host of others.
If you tell her to quit lesbianism she'll threaten you and dig your profile and any of your details like phone number she sees she will call you and threaten to track you.
I'm still looking for ways to arrest her

umbrateeth04 is a weak lez hiding under the protection of their lesbian Demi goddess sîsterfire. I have been bombing their domain: https://www.nairaland.com/6367965/universal-codesinverse-worldnature-science-etc/399#119075202
with straight missiles that will one day destroy all their demonic practices

Flamemignon1:
The homosexuals you so badly want burnt at the stake.

e b like you just want make I rain insults on you?
Na your age I dey respect 00!!
This 59yrs old man!!!

Flamemignon1:
On a Christian thread? What's the difference between you and them?

me and who?

Vickho:
you this foolish homosexual.
I've been watching you and your gay activities on this forum.
very soon your cup go fool and you're the next person I will deal with on this forum as soon as I am through with the criminal DKM123 that taught my pupils that gay is normal

quote me, so that we can annihilate and destroy all gays on this forum...
As for Dkm123 , u for give her a fatal uppercut as you catch her, misleading your students....

AndroidAI:
Homosexuality is nothing but a sexual orientation, an attraction.

A child is born, and upon hitting puberty, discovers that he or she is attracted to the same gender.

Confused at first, they wondered why they had no romantic attraction to the opposite gender.

They feel differently, and without a support system they end up isolating themselves, trying to figure out the hows and whys.

They never created themselves, nor do they have control over this attraction.

But homophobia, propagated by religion, leads them to hate themselves, to the extent of suffering from internalised homophobia.

This is when a homosexual fight and bullies other homosexuals to avoid suspicion.

And they can be very convincing.

In nature, we have counted over 1500 species that engage in homosexuality.

Unfortunately, homophobia exists in one, humans.

The beauty of life lies in our differences. You can't hate someone because of his race, beliefs or sexuality.

Live and let live. Love is love. God, the Universe, nature.

Whatever we choose to call it, we are all at their mercy.

Love is love.

shatap!!! If your papa was a homo, would you have come into existence to type this gibberish...
You and your kind deserves to be burnt on stake.

Who is sanwo olu?
I just dropped out from space
But I don't occupy space..
So op please give me space make I see front!!

****Modified*****
Seems these flathéád ibos are the real voters in Lagos?

Truly that slap from will Smith really affected Chris Rock's brains

Vizconson:
If you lust after her, you'll find her irresistible from that moment until you stop lusting after her. She knows. When you're not lusting after her, then she can't control your mind.

true talk.