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Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by blueAgent(m): 9:11am On Apr 01
imam07:
I bet is spiritual. Nah only him dey d village? D evil people make his father to be sick so dat he will come home and they will strike him. Their evil could not touch him at far away.

E fit still be his father use am, change head.

One idiot in my father compound uses her children and Siblings to extend her life.

I pity Fools that claim their is nothing spiritual.

Even the West they are imitating, have spiritual beliefs.

This movie Skeleton Key, an American movie depicts rituals to extend life using others.
Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by blueAgent(m): 9:04am On Apr 01
Jeon:
Africans, I hail all of unah.
But when will you people be productive in good ways with the spiritual powers?.

I tell you grin

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by blueAgent(m): 4:18pm On Mar 25
OyinO:


You're the biggest clown. The education is quite different from the religion. One is real while the other is fake.
Oko Oķo
Keep fooling yourself
Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by blueAgent(m): 2:18pm On Mar 25
Adammamon:
Your mumu no too much, so one carpenter son in the middle east made sacrifice for you here in Africa. Chai.. african can never have sense. When they came to meet us, we have land, culture and wealth while they only came with bible, they asked us to close our eyes and pray, by the time we opened our eyes, they’ve taken our land, wealth and culture and gave us bible. Till today we’ve never recovered. How can you trust the people that took everything from you and gave you bible and even accept his God? They collected all we had and gave us hope in bible and God, telling us it’s easier for camel to enter a pin hole than for wealthy man to enter paradise and yet they took our wealth and get wealthy with it. Africans hate everything about slavery except the religion. It’s true these people study us well before enslaving us.



you
See the nonsense you wrote.

Why did you accept the education they brought or why use their phones and technology?
Clown
Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by blueAgent(m): 1:59pm On Mar 25
OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.
.
You are a kid I laugh at you
Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by blueAgent(m): 7:45pm On Mar 24
meobizy:
Is it really one inch if it becomes four when aroused? He should get out. I remember a guy with a two inch knob from my school days. It only swole and became fat whenever he got aroused. He didn’t kill himself and later got married with kids. Nobody questioned how, neither did anyone raise the matter after school. The size of his equipment didn’t change the fact that he was huge and athletic — a feat many with normal length equipments will never achieve. Porn is the cause of men’s insecurities. It is not real sex. It’s like the average Caucasian getting frustrated that he doesn’t look like Dicaprio, Depp and Cruise. He won’t focus on the fact that Ed Sheeran is the everyday man’s look. In porn sef, there is Brian Pumper who is average in size and works like everyone else. If it was by size, Asians would have long died off while Africans would be the major race.

Hmm!!! See this babe you even know brain pumper : grin
Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by blueAgent(m): 7:33pm On Mar 24
NewDea4:


People lie about their dick size as a matter of habit; the UK average is defo less than 5.6 inches and you can be sure this dude is average-sized for a European he's NOT micro

We know why all their women run after black men for high quality sexual experience, i e. the enduring the myth of the big black dick


Keep fooling yourself with that myth.
Politics / Re: There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel, And Nigeria Will Smile Again – Tinubu by blueAgent(m): 7:23am On Mar 22
The most useless president in the world

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Politics / Re: There Is Light At The End Of The Tunnel, And Nigeria Will Smile Again – Tinubu by blueAgent(m): 7:20am On Mar 22
Umueme:
Amen

While I'm unapologetically OBIdient, I still believe nigeria won't deteriorate under BAT as much as it did under MB. I actually think he'll be better than MB. God will sha see us through. 🤞
Sighs!!!! Is lime you are living in the Moon.
Inflation is already 3 times what Buhari left it
Politics / Re: Wike Flags Off Reconstruction, Rehabilitation Of Public Schools In FCT (Photos) by blueAgent(m): 7:18am On Mar 22
mrksquare:



He couldn't even sustain all the beautiful primary schools Amaechi built in all the 23 LGA. In most of the schools because he couldn't pay the private security Amaechi's government contracted to secure the schools, the computers and generating set parts were stolen.

Wike is a mediocre. Nigerians are too given given to mediocrity and media flag up of projects. So not surprised at the praises on Wike.

Wike and media
Well said
Na APC miscreants they support mediocrity
Crime / Re: Pregnant Married Woman Arrested For Faking Kidnap, Sharing Ransom With Boyfriend by blueAgent(m): 9:41pm On Mar 21
b0rn2fuck:
when the first someone wife lied to me that she was a single lady. I never knew she was married until she got pregnant and seeking for abortion,na that time she told she has a husband but the husband was working in another state,I nearly cried because I vow never to even sleep with someone serious girlfriend not until a married woman lied to me that she was single mother ...the second was friend, we never knack ooo until but later she was having issue with her man,she was a second wife, when he got little issue with the man ,it got heated and they separate for 6 months , na naked picture of people.knackinf n him the lady they always sent to me till we ended up knacking ,she settle with her man but she is still knacking me..this third woman dey her husband house but she won't let me ,she has been calling coward and we have been talking for 3 years now if I no knack her na big lost because almost every month I dey send her money without knacking ,she wan knacking but na me dey avoid her
...your reasons no pure.
Crime / Re: Pregnant Married Woman Arrested For Faking Kidnap, Sharing Ransom With Boyfriend by blueAgent(m): 3:43pm On Mar 21
[quote author=b0rn2fuck post=129037388] see this one, I have Bleep two different someone wives and I never give a damn if they slept with mine ,Ithird one is even available but I haven't got her time yet[/quote.
Madman, in your mind na achievements to sleep with ppl wife .
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by blueAgent(m): 9:47am On Mar 21
Clinghton:
He came become a millionaire with videos on YouTube.
And enjoy the money how?
Health / Re: Man Who Was Cut In Half By Forklift Reveals How He Survived by blueAgent(m): 9:46am On Mar 21
tefishy:
cry
Life isn't measured by riches, beauty or all of those stuffs. It's all about being alive. Appreciate life

Crap.
What's is the benefits of having life living like this?
Health / Re: Wife Pours Architect Onyelowe Dandison Hot Water For Taming Their Daughter by blueAgent(m): 9:47pm On Mar 19
RainMoreDFARMS:
Imagine termites in a wooden ark
In your mind now? You are smart.

How do aquactic animals survive in aquarium?
Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by blueAgent(m): 9:30pm On Mar 19
lexy2014:


My dear I honestly the foaming folks in this thread are foaming in their mouth is unbelievable

Is it now yiu know, most Nigerians and Africans are low IQ, hence while our leaders take advantage of us.

I weep for this continent, looking at the comments on this thread.
Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by blueAgent(m): 9:27pm On Mar 19
CodeTemplar:
did they stop us from renegotiation of union?

Ask the clowns.

The funny part is, even if you divide African nations by kinsmen, they would still be backward, Violent and corrupt.

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Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by blueAgent(m): 9:25pm On Mar 19
codemaniacs:


There was no tech in that era. They were and are more violent and brutal than Africans.

The same way armed robbers, kid:nappers and murderers control and kill their victims is the same way eu:ropeans were able to defeat Africans..

It has nothing to do with advancement and human resources just pure violence.

You just exhibited naivety
Travel / Re: Check Out The Border Between Niger And Nigeria by blueAgent(m): 9:06pm On Mar 19
seguno2:


How many decades ago since the Europeans gave us independence?

A lazy man will always blame his past and his tools for his enduring failures.

Go and find out what happened to India, Bangladesh and Pakistan.

What happened to the USSR

Excellent response.

What of Singarpore and Malaysia?

The fact is blacks are not made to rule themselves, they lack that ability.

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Romance / Re: Man Caught Allegedly Having Sex With Girlfriend In Bush (video) by blueAgent(m): 8:55pm On Mar 19
No be their fault?

Na so Adam and Eve be dey run am 4 Garden that Year. grin grin grin

Clowns
Crime / Re: Drug Lord Tossed Into Sea With Anchor For Stealing Gang's 450lb Cocaine (photos) by blueAgent(m): 8:45pm On Mar 19
Chochovini:
. Long hiss... President my ass! How did he win the election?
Ask the foolish clown.
Crime / Re: Drug Lord Tossed Into Sea With Anchor For Stealing Gang's 450lb Cocaine (photos) by blueAgent(m): 8:44pm On Mar 19
Oshokhai69:


Look at your razo broke dressing. Posing on a very old model Corolla and feeling cool. And you go come here dey talk like lioness. Bush girl like you. E sure me say you get very bad body odour sef. Nonsense

We like her like that.
Zombie, go an get a life. shocked shocked shocked

30000naria per month, Propaganda and image makers.

Clown
Crime / Re: Drug Lord Tossed Into Sea With Anchor For Stealing Gang's 450lb Cocaine (photos) by blueAgent(m): 8:42pm On Mar 19
John389:


FOOLISH HARLOT. DAUGHTER OF JEZEBEL, HOW DO YOU EVEN BREATH.... BI*TCH

Why do you attack her, she call your name?
ZOMBIE
Crime / Re: Apostle Elisha Asuquo And Pastor Aniekan Ibanga Killed In Akwa Ibom by blueAgent(m): 3:25pm On Mar 19
[quote author=Sleekfing ers post=129002467]


I repeat . Lagos is safe . Compare to other 35 useless states . [/quote
The same lagos where school children where kidnapped and housed in a house in EPE ?
shocked shocked shocked
You no get working brain.
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 2:13pm On Mar 19
chieveboy:


Yes.

How?

I don't mean after thoughts.

I mean dreams that foretell future occurance
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 5:44pm On Mar 18
chieveboy:


Since when did the Bible became a book of scientific standard?


I suppose Joseph's dreams and interpretation of people's dreams are his personal feelings too.

Is dream scientific, can science explain the supernatural?
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 5:42pm On Mar 18
Tellmeastory:


Proven by the MILLIONS of people that have had Near-Death Experiences (NDE) and Out of Body Experiences, and returned to give account.

On this site there are thousands of testimonies from all over the world. Educate yourself:

www.nderf.org

Like I said b4, all those claims are contrary to GOD'S word, secondly so many of such claims have been proven to be false.
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 8:53am On Mar 18
chieveboy:


That you're asking means it's going to be a difficult job for me...

I will conserve energy for now.

Meanwhile we're in the age the age of the Internet and a nascent AI. Don't let those go to waste.

Yeah, Internet and AI, but the truth is those information were uploaded by ppl who were influenced by their feelings or cultural beliefs.

There is no evidence of what you or those ppl claim in the Bible.
Romance / Re: I Have Been 'Servicing' My Neighbor's Pregnant Wife & I Want To Stop - Man Cries by blueAgent(m): 9:28pm On Mar 17
Iceberg3:

Wait o,art thou the servicer?
grin

. grin grin grin.

Laugh don kill me.

"thou knowth " grin grin grin

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Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 8:57pm On Mar 17
chieveboy:


This is a subject with proven scientific fact.

Which fact?

Proven by who?
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 8:46pm On Mar 17
chieveboy:


That's what we're saying. The exact place s people have dreams at are actually part of the heavens.

People have been to grander heavens in dreams than the mundane ones or parts mist people will rather not refer to as a heaven. But then, it is what it is.

The conscious and unconscious heaven visitors are mostly the inventors of all our tech, philosophy and all.

All this are your personnel feelings, not facts or is there any evidence.
Religion / Re: Why Do Most People Fear Death, Yet It's The Way To Heaven? by blueAgent(m): 8:08pm On Mar 17
oluwaseyi0:


hmmm, a state of non existence

a state of nonexistence after death just like before birth, interesting


maybe we will be re-created again after death just like we were created before death



Yes.
Job 14:10 But man dieth, and wasteth away: yea, man giveth up the ghost[b], and where is he?
[/b]
Job 14:14[b] If a man die, shall he live again[/b]? all the days of my appointed time will I wait, till my change come.

Job 10:18 Wherefore then hast thou brought me forth out of the womb? Oh that I had given up the ghost, and no eye had seen me! 10:19 I should have been as though I had not been; I should have been carried from the womb to the grave.

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