Funniest thing is...
BOTH THE GUY THAT IS SHAMING KELECHI, KELECHI HIMSELF ARE NOT ON NAIRALAND

Whenever I hear bitcoin like this, my heart beat changes like I just saw kidnappers

That is the fate of burna boy

I'd open a pharmacy. I've seen 2 people do this clean and clear. Guess the location... Kogi state. Now imagine Lagos state..

Buy fireman spg 3000. I bought mine back in uyo 2018 during my nysc and I'm still using it now. Even now it's the gen I use to power my shop. I have 4 industrial sewing machines, some manual machines too that v small motor, bulbs fan. Sometimes we use it to pump water too. Still clean n neat. Only thing I've changed is the avr.

All these people saying settlement of police and custom reach 30k makes me wonder o. Even Lagos to Abuja sef. I n my brother toured those roads almost 10times back in 2018 in a 2006 corolla. We fuel 8K and that gets us comfortably to abuja on full air con.
We never settled police, army or custom up to 30k, not even 10k sef. Highest we settled was one a trip we forgot to carry MOT custom paper n we settled 5k. So me I don't understand o.
Except maybe now that there's a lock down, it may even exceed that 30k

Onitsha filled with ritulists to the brim!

Nodogragra4me:



Is he saying that he was supposed to be living with them ...is he not a Yoruba guy that is supposed to know his way round the Lagos more than the Psquare people .... did mayd run away from his parents or relations ...was there a contract that was observed in breach ..where was he staying before meeting them or he was in the street and they helped him off the street .

Seems only Don Jazzy and Davido has raised men out of dust and they stayed raised, in the music industry ....

Don't forget Olamide too

VenumX:
I hope she has built her own house before now?

No, she was renting in Omole

GraGra247:
No new look there. She just removed her make up.

Make up can be deceptive. No more money for cream

Simanti niya

Here's the fact, when you beat her, add punishment like kneel down and hold your lips. You've got to make her understand that the louder she gets, the more severe her punishment. Haven't you ever seen a child holding her lips n still crying in her closed mouth like she's going to explode?
My own nephew is different. Go n kneel down, he'll do it but the next 15mins, he'll forget and be playing. I go just laugh. He doesn't scream like an afonja bitch.

Millenniumlady:
He said the truth especially all these fustrated broke boys on this forum bashing people is what they do for a living.....The truth is 99% of the men on this forum are useless.

janedonez:
Lol. Situation is getting out of hand.

You mean like this?

Gforce2015:


Nah you say you want rent self-contain apartment. If your money no reach self-contain apartment why you no go for room and parlor or single room. Cut your coat according to your cloth. Everybody will like to live in a good house in a lagos but your income will definitely determine where you will stay..

Aalaye, doubt your hustle. And stop crying on us here. Nah we push you come Lagos. Some people want come lagos dey no see the opportunity. You dey lagos dey complain.

Your mate dey live for Lekki phase 1 and 2. Dem dey pay 2 million per annual. You dey here dey cry like a little baby.
You better go back to your jungle where you come from.

Na God go punish you

Welcome to Lagos where you pay 300K rent for a Self-Contain apartment (i.e Just 1room that has toilet/bathroom, kitchen) and 280K for agent fee, agreement etc, then you'll have to pay for 2 years.
Aside that you'll pay 3K for registration and inspection
GOD! Why this Covid 19 no kuku kill all of us!

Igbo amaka

I only do this with kids between 3-7 yrs. Most times I put my fingers under her skirt

Show us pictures of the ghost or bounce!

Are you trying to die today? @Ajaerof

iLegendd:
I was told of what some abroad returnee drug addicts always do when they host a party at home just to get everybody high.

They'll host an indoor party or attend a friend's indoor party (they hate outside party) and when they notice some girls refused to drink, they'll on the AC.

Guess what is inside the AC? It's cócaine. After some minutes, the AC will propagate it in that room or enclosed hall and few minutes later, the girls will be high and start misbehaving as they dance like imbecilé — even the shy ones that refused dancing at first will start dancing seductively and uninhibited.

I was told a story of one that happened in Port Harcourt. Let me keep it to myself.

In summary, all the girls, the ones that drank, the ones that didn't drink, the ones that came alone, the ones that came with their husbands, or boyfriend, were all wasted and ready to get down with anyone. They were acting like intoxicated zombies because of the cócaine in the AC.

So, when coro is over and all these drug addîct abroad returnees host a party in an enclosed room, be carful (especially when they on the AC).

Some even put it inside the AC in their private rooms and invite another man's wife or a female friend who hasn't fully agreed to sleep with them yet, but in few minutes of entering that room, their physiology change and they become high and hórny and the did gets done.

They can even strangle you for ritual reasons. (Some Nigerian politicians are not excepted — some of them need blood to retain power).

This post is for ladies to mind how they mingle with "rich" drug addîcts.

Do you even know how much 100g of cocaine cost? Do you now know how much gram will be enough for a room/hall? You had better stop talking like an half dead pig.

Joedave25:


You are Wicked and very irresponsible. Quote me anywhere. Why would you wish her husband dead. Must you vomit stuff like this?.Must you comment?

Well empty vessels they say makes the loudest noise.

You're a bastard. I pray you die in an explosion with your entire family!

Chynwe:

Hey! That's rude.Why refer to the husband as foolish.Please you can do better.If she knew what to do,she wouldn't come on nairaland

You're a fool nah. Did I talk to you?! Prostitute!

Slave work