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CelebritiesRe: 'I Love You' - Tonto Dikeh Goes On A Romantic Dinner With A Man (Photos) by BLUEJAYY: 10:13pm On Feb 25, 2019
I can't have sex with a woman who has given birth tbh.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani Shares 37th Pre-Birthday Photos by BLUEJAYY: 9:03pm On Feb 25, 2019
She looks juicy and smooth. A banging body, I have to admit. I love women who are confident enough to show off their skin. smiley
RomanceRe: Ranting101: Why Is This Country So Hot? by BLUEJAYY(op): 7:44pm On Feb 25, 2019
It just rained here and temperatures are down and I'm feeling like a human. This reminds me of what I'm missing staying in this hot cauldron.

Damnit!
RomanceRanting101: Why Is This Country So Hot? by BLUEJAYY(op): 7:36pm On Feb 25, 2019
I mean, why do we get to have this really fvcking hot weather? It kills me.

I love cold or if you like, not so hot weather with a high humidity as we have in temperate climates.

Cold cools me down. My brain is not fried and overheating when I'm hard at work. I'm not sweating like a freak and I feel clean, fresh, revived and energized.

Walking outdoors, you get to breath in cool, fresh air. Even the vegetations totally agree. Green lawns, trees and cleaner environments.

Music sounds better in the cold. Lovemaking feels great. Deodorants smell good.

This is one of the reasons I'll permanently relocate to a temperate country. I can't stand the sweaty heat.

And oh, don't ask me about air conditioning, it's total crap, doesn't feel natural.
RomanceRe: "I Must Die Ontop Big Yansh" - Nigerian Man Vows After Spotting A Curvy Lady by BLUEJAYY: 8:03am On Feb 24, 2019
I mean, imagine dying while in the deep erotic wetness of a feminine softness.

The dopamine rush, the calm and happiness; it really completes our masculinity, the body of a soft full blown, sensual, estrogenic female. smiley

One of the best ways to die, out of a million mostly brutal ways. I wouldn't mind, but, but, not on this kinda OP's ass though. smiley
PoliticsRe: Peace Accord Flagrantly Violated Secondus Screams by BLUEJAYY:
SMH
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Jumps Queue With Twerking Skills To Use Bathroom In Public Compound by BLUEJAYY: 7:19pm On Feb 22, 2019
stanliwise:
see this one wey dey stay one room with public kitchen and toilet.... mtchew
You're such a clown. grin
RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Jumps Queue With Twerking Skills To Use Bathroom In Public Compound by BLUEJAYY: 4:20pm On Feb 22, 2019
I don't particularly like it when a woman is using the bathroom except maybe when she's urinating. One of the reasons I don't let them sleep over at my apartment.

I mean, one time I had this pretty lady in my bed and we're making out and groping each other when she drops the bomb!.... 'I wanna poop' she says. Damn! my erection shrunk! What a turn off!

She still can't understand why I didn't sleep with her that day. grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Slapped A Woman Before & Under What Circumstances by BLUEJAYY: 4:04pm On Feb 22, 2019
Yeah. I had a girl one time who loved being spanked on her soft wobbly ass while in the doggy position.

I would slap and choke her till she cried and then pin her down in the doggy style, slapping her enormous soft booty while drilling away in ecstasy.

And oh....she loved all that. Infact if anything, it was just what she always wanted. A gleeful sadist? masochist? whatever!

smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Who Calls Herself 'the World's Greatest Nudist' Celebrates 23rd by BLUEJAYY: 11:28am On Feb 22, 2019
Exhibitionism. Exhibitionists enjoy showing off their sexual organs and unclothedness.

They derive sexual pleasure from the way people get utterly surprised or startled when seeing them.

smiley
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Sex With Somebody Without Even Knowing His /her Name? by BLUEJAYY: 9:08pm On Feb 21, 2019
sheDD:
Going by ur account!! Wait they will still come and tell u , u f**ked ur destiny away!!! U won't hear it from me!!
WTF is destiny?
I'm an established young man, my guy.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Sex With Somebody Without Even Knowing His /her Name? by BLUEJAYY: 6:15pm On Feb 21, 2019
I met this young woman one time at a grocery store down my street and she is all touchy feely and smiling like we've met before. I want to return the favour and not come off like an ass, so I asked for her number and she got mine too. Didn't even ask her name.

Later in the afternoon I got a call from her asking what I'm up to. I'm feeling naughty so I told her I feel like I wanna impregnate someone. She says okay, I'd like to carry your baby.

I said okay cool, I'm ready. She's like, fine, I'll come over and see you. I'm surprised, so I asked her, do you know where I live? She says 'absolutely'.

A few minutes later, knock on my door. I open the door, there she is all sexy and smelling erotic. We went straight into it. No courtesies, no formalities.
We're having a hot steamy sensual session and she's moaning and stuttering my name! wtf! who are you?

I can't ask her name or how she knew mine right in the middle of sex but it felt really good.

Later got to know she's a long time secret admirer who finally got her chance to enjoy the honey-coated rod.
RomanceRe: Barack Obama's Daughter Malia Flaunts Her Hot Sexy Body At Miami Beach (photos) by BLUEJAYY: 8:33pm On Feb 18, 2019
Elegant. I'm a sucker for tall, slim, fair beauties. smiley
RomanceRe: The Boob Movement Founder Poses Topless In Her Bathroom (photos) by BLUEJAYY: 8:28pm On Feb 18, 2019
She oozes natural sensuality. smiley

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