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Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Trains Hard At The Gym, Lifts Weight (Photos) by BLUEJAYY: 4:45pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: All Eyes On A Lady As She Twerks On A Man In Public, People Video Her (Photos) by BLUEJAYY: 4:21pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
Sometimes I watch actors engage in really erotic movie scenes and I wonder how they hide their boners on set. I mean I'd be totally embarrassed. I know definitely that some of those actors get huge boners from those nude sex scenes but how do they handle it in front of lights, cameras, directors, make-up artists, cleaners, and colleagues? If I were an actor involved in a sex scene, I'd ask for a private filming tbh. 55 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: Two (2) Women Hospitalized For Using Vacuum Hose To End Periods Early. (photos) by BLUEJAYY: 4:18pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
Silly sh1t. I can only imagine the damage they might have done to themselves. The endometrial lining slough off gradually over the days on which you have your period. Using a vacuum to force things through is just foolish. Lord knows the negative pressure they must've used. 100cmHg? more? that's like doing a 'vacuum hysterectomy' Complications may include: -Ruptured uterine arteries. -Vaginal prolapse. -Damage to pelvic floor. -VVF -Uterine perforation. -Sepsis. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: How I Almost Ruined My Life Academically!!! by BLUEJAYY: 1:36pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
overcomer90:I agree a hundred percent. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Mention 2 Things That Can Keep You Indoors For A Whole Day by BLUEJAYY: 6:05pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Sex and Whisky. |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 1:23pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Thoniameek:You know me too well right? Stop projecting your stereotypical opinions about men on every man you meet. It makes you appear ignorant and tacky. 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 11:36am On Jun 19, 2019 |
ubunja:When you turn women's game against them, they feel so threatened. They're just lucky the overall natural blueprint of 'wooing', is to their advantage. 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 11:31am On Jun 19, 2019 |
Thoniameek:Or maybe I try to look good for myself because I feel great looking good not because I'm trying to look good to please women. No? Get a grip. You're trying too hard. Men like me exist who don't worry about women. Swallow that pill! And oh, I can brag about it all day, everyday. 14 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 9:56pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Thoniameek:Yeah I don't want to commit. I'm not the romantic relationship type. It would interest you to know that I don't even love so the fear of having my heart broken isn't even a thing to me. I do only FWBs. Call me a playboy, your opinion. What I know is, all my life I haven't broken a sweat on getting women. Not just women, but good, smart, enlightened and beautiful women. I let them know I'm not a committed kind of person so they know what they're getting into upfront. So I'm not playing any games. Problem is, they totally ignore my warning and take it up as a kind of challenge to try to change me. Too bad they don't succeed. 26 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 9:21pm On Jun 18, 2019 |
Thoniameek:This woman sef. Why would I want to go through the stress of hitting on an average naija babe, try to impress her,make her laugh, and spend on her, when I've got those same naija babes and even better ones flocking around me and showing me love? Does it even make sense to you? No denying, I see women I like and would like to have but then I immediately compare them to the ones I already have and the attraction evaporates instantly. Like wetin she get wey I no dey see everyday? shuuu!! Dem dey use am beg me sef. It doesn't mean I'm not confident enough to woo them. I meet a lot of women every week and I talk with them comfortably. In most cases I could tell they're expecting me to take it further but I was only having an innocent conversation. Very few people can make me feel less confident and women aren't one. Damn! 26 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 10:27am On Jun 18, 2019 |
ubunja:As simple as that, honestly. I wish they knew. 6 Likes |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 10:14am On Jun 18, 2019 |
ubunja:Yeah right? I mean currently I have four lovable FWBs (I'd say six, but two are long distance FWBs who visit once in a while) who I can say, have it all. They complement each other in physical features and also have different interesting personalities that keep me engaged. So why would I stress myself looking for what I've already gotten in abundance. What's more interesting is that a couple more are on the queue waiting for the green light to get into my world but I don't need a handful. I cringe every time I see 'men' post pity stuff about being manipulated by women. It's a situation I can't wrap my head around. 72 Likes 9 Shares |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 9:58am On Jun 18, 2019 |
ubunja:Great episode of miseducation. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 9:20am On Jun 18, 2019 |
And now my age-long, reliable and successful strategy is exposed. I figured out quite early during my teenage years that it was a lot easier when the girls do the loving and chasing stuff. I realized that I got a ton of the attraction from girls in my school due to my academic success and charisma and ever since, I've grown up with that mentality and expertise of getting women attracted to me and it's been so successful. I still see women I'd like to have but they are no different from the ones at my beck and call, so I don't really see the need to chase. Also, I'm not used to chasing so it seems like a lot of work and stupidity for me, trying to get a girl to love me. I've got a lot of good women who love me genuinely and would do anything in the world for my happiness. I really like these women and we're great friends and I have the utmost respect for them all but unfortunately I'm non-committal. But no matter how much I fvcked up so badly they'd still stick around and pray for me to change. It made me so sad for them that I couldn't be the committed person that they've always wanted. I feel bad for them but I always wish they get to find a good man who'd reciprocate their love and be true to them. Recently, one got a new fiance and told me about him and I'm really happy for her. 64 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Which Lady Would You Smash Among These Ladies? by BLUEJAYY: 6:02pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Romance / Re: See How This Guy Lifted His Girlfriend Who Has Big Yansh After Being Challenged by BLUEJAYY: 5:52pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Love Two Girls At A Time? by BLUEJAYY: 12:53pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Deepfeel:Didn't even realize you were male when I posted. Thought I'd played a trick on some female. |
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Love Two Girls At A Time? by BLUEJAYY: 12:41pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Deepfeel:Damn! you ruined the lyrics to Haddaway's What is love. |
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Love Two Girls At A Time? by BLUEJAYY: 12:33pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Sure OP, why not? |
Romance / Re: Can A Guy Love Two Girls At A Time? by BLUEJAYY: 12:31pm On Jun 17, 2019 |
Deepfeel:Baby don't hurt me.... |
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 12:34pm On Jun 16, 2019 |
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Events / Re: From Makydebbie With Love- Dear Tales; The Unveiling (Photos) by BLUEJAYY: 7:31am On Jun 16, 2019 |
I reckon the OP is a strong and driven young woman with a promising future ahead of her. 'When I see potential I just gotta say dope'. 54 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Man And His Woman Strips Unclad For A Maternity Shoot, Nigerians React by BLUEJAYY: 2:37pm On Jun 15, 2019 |
Romance / Re: She has Refuses To Open Her Legs For Me by BLUEJAYY: 9:46pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
TissuePaper:I don't do relationship advice my man. I only recount my fond sexcapades and outstanding moments. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 5:59pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
TissuePaper:I see you're a fellow gentleman of culture. A safe haven for the throbbing, veiny and thirsty dong. A fountain for it to wet it's throat with the gushing water of life. There's no better place to be in this world than between a woman's thighs. A home of comfort. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 5:44pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
TissuePaper:Fair enough. I gotta tell you Tissue, for me, pussy is a way of life. It's basically my only source of relaxation and good vibes and I can never get enough of it. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 5:24pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
TissuePaper:I crack up every time I read the lexical firepower you unleash in attack and in defence of accusations leveled against you. You're the prosecutor and the defendant at the same time. I trust you are doing well? 2 Likes |
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by BLUEJAYY: 2:50pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 10 "Menial Jobs" In Nigeria That Surprisingly Pay Well by BLUEJAYY: 7:58am On Jun 14, 2019 |
Spygadgets19:I don't know about recruitment but you can check at your local General or teaching hospitals for information. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 10 "Menial Jobs" In Nigeria That Surprisingly Pay Well by BLUEJAYY: 7:06pm On Jun 13, 2019 |
vicfajeze:Morgue attendants working in Federal hospitals cash out big. 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Lady Stops Her Car To Chase Stubborn Windscreen Cleaner Away In Lagos by BLUEJAYY: 5:04pm On Jun 11, 2019 |
IamPlato: 1 Like 1 Share |
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