donbachi:
wetin u go dey hear na "etteh mbok nom monkey style oo,broda sunumbok iyammi".

Sometimes I watch actors engage in really erotic movie scenes and I wonder how they hide their boners on set.

I mean I'd be totally embarrassed. I know definitely that some of those actors get huge boners from those nude sex scenes but how do they handle it in front of lights, cameras, directors, make-up artists, cleaners, and colleagues?

If I were an actor involved in a sex scene, I'd ask for a private filming tbh.

Silly sh1t. I can only imagine the damage they might have done to themselves.

The endometrial lining slough off gradually over the days on which you have your period. Using a vacuum to force things through is just foolish.

Lord knows the negative pressure they must've used. 100cmHg? more? that's like doing a 'vacuum hysterectomy'

Complications may include:

-Ruptured uterine arteries.
-Vaginal prolapse.
-Damage to pelvic floor.
-VVF
-Uterine perforation.
-Sepsis.

overcomer90:
OP u never know wetin u don achieve

- u have grown in courage.
- u have learnt how to bounce back.
- u have gotten a glimpse of the outside world through during ur hustle
- u now have a strong mind
These are the things that's makes up a mentally strong person that can tackle life situations even after u graduate
U are way far ahead than u former course level mates forget the academic side.

I agree a hundred percent.

Sex and Whisky.

Thoniameek:


The fact that you think that I'll be bothered by men who don't "worry" about women is ridiculous

I know men who don't "worry" about women. I have them around me. And they have one thing in common, they only have eyes for one woman

You on the other hand have your world revolving around women

That's all you have to brag about, women! You lots!

What's the fancy car, fancy house, good job/business, good looks if ain't bringing you women?! Women and more women.

I'll be elated if you lot can stop worrying about women then maybe my sisters would respect themselves and work hard.

You know me too well right?

Stop projecting your stereotypical opinions about men on every man you meet. It makes you appear ignorant and tacky.

ubunja:
don't mind her my Gee.
just listen to how women talk about Davido, Wiz Kid and all the other celebs. they don't mind chasing those. but when it's an average guy he must not be chased. they just want an upper hand in dating not to see sense and admit it.

typical talk from a typical woman.

When you turn women's game against them, they feel so threatened. They're just lucky the overall natural blueprint of 'wooing', is to their advantage.

Thoniameek:


Cut the crap about not breaking a sweat to get a woman

Aside your God given looks (you might look like a chimpanzee for all I care), you try to look good

You use cologne, have sense of fashion just enticing enough to attract the women.

Now, you've successfully switch roles with the women. Why do you think women bother so much to look good and they would go as far getting surgeries for that purpose...

As far as I'm concerned you spend more time grooming yourself than the average guy and that's if you're not too financially buoyant or wealthy or a fine boy.

Either one of the above would work in getting you plenty of women

It's established that there are still people of the opposite sex who would naturally warm up to you. And that is nothing to boast about. Shikina

Or maybe I try to look good for myself because I feel great looking good not because I'm trying to look good to please women. No?

Get a grip. You're trying too hard. Men like me exist who don't worry about women. Swallow that pill!

And oh, I can brag about it all day, everyday.

Thoniameek:


Oh I see...

It's your excuse to live the play boy life eh

So you can be like "woman, I didn't come after you, you did" if she tries to throw a tantrum about your lifestyle

You can't/don't woo women because you don't want to commit and so don't want to make promises you can't keep

Well done!

In other words you're scared of having your heart broken by someone you've put in so much effort to get

Yeah I don't want to commit. I'm not the romantic relationship type. It would interest you to know that I don't even love so the fear of having my heart broken isn't even a thing to me. I do only FWBs.

Call me a playboy, your opinion. What I know is, all my life I haven't broken a sweat on getting women. Not just women, but good, smart, enlightened and beautiful women.

I let them know I'm not a committed kind of person so they know what they're getting into upfront. So I'm not playing any games.

Problem is, they totally ignore my warning and take it up as a kind of challenge to try to change me.
Too bad they don't succeed.

Thoniameek:


Dude please!...

You're just scared of rejection and maybe a lack of confidence in some areas too...


Simply because some women show interest in you does not mean you cannot go for other women that you are interested in... It's like you're consoling yourself with the women who are interested in you.

Whoever you are or however you look they'll still be people that'd warm up to you. And the number increases with looks and other attributes and/or virtues.

Toast woman or no toast woman, women dey wey go draw near you. No come use as excuse not to toast woman or come dey feel super because news flash, it happens to everyone!

This woman sef.

Why would I want to go through the stress of hitting on an average naija babe, try to impress her,make her laugh, and spend on her, when I've got those same naija babes and even better ones flocking around me and showing me love?

Does it even make sense to you?

No denying, I see women I like and would like to have but then I immediately compare them to the ones I already have and the attraction evaporates instantly. Like wetin she get wey I no dey see everyday? shuuu!! Dem dey use am beg me sef.

It doesn't mean I'm not confident enough to woo them. I meet a lot of women every week and I talk with them comfortably. In most cases I could tell they're expecting me to take it further but I was only having an innocent conversation.

Very few people can make me feel less confident and women aren't one. Damn!

ubunja:
they tell each other men must get used to rejection blah blah blah. I say why even put yourself In a situation where you will be rejected?

just be the best version of yourself and watch who takes note then harvest her.

As simple as that, honestly. I wish they knew.

ubunja:
saved me A LOT of heartache.

like bluejayy said, "The women who choose you are no different from the women you yourself choose"

that's a point I missed.
wish I could add it.

Yeah right?

I mean currently I have four lovable FWBs (I'd say six, but two are long distance FWBs who visit once in a while) who I can say, have it all. They complement each other in physical features and also have different interesting personalities that keep me engaged. So why would I stress myself looking for what I've already gotten in abundance.

What's more interesting is that a couple more are on the queue waiting for the green light to get into my world but I don't need a handful.

I cringe every time I see 'men' post pity stuff about being manipulated by women. It's a situation I can't wrap my head around.

ubunja:
comment of the thread

Great episode of miseducation.

And now my age-long, reliable and successful strategy is exposed.

I figured out quite early during my teenage years that it was a lot easier when the girls do the loving and chasing stuff. I realized that I got a ton of the attraction from girls in my school due to my academic success and charisma and ever since, I've grown up with that mentality and expertise of getting women attracted to me and it's been so successful.

I still see women I'd like to have but they are no different from the ones at my beck and call, so I don't really see the need to chase. Also, I'm not used to chasing so it seems like a lot of work and stupidity for me, trying to get a girl to love me.

I've got a lot of good women who love me genuinely and would do anything in the world for my happiness. I really like these women and we're great friends and I have the utmost respect for them all but unfortunately I'm non-committal. But no matter how much I fvcked up so badly they'd still stick around and pray for me to change.

It made me so sad for them that I couldn't be the committed person that they've always wanted. I feel bad for them but I always wish they get to find a good man who'd reciprocate their love and be true to them.

Recently, one got a new fiance and told me about him and I'm really happy for her.

Deepfeel:

Oh it didn't cross my mind, was thinking i got a gay crush or something

Didn't even realize you were male when I posted. Thought I'd played a trick on some female.

Deepfeel:

Who are you

Damn! you ruined the lyrics to Haddaway's What is love.

Sure OP, why not?

Deepfeel:
What is love?

Baby don't hurt me....

TissuePaper:
Mr locust u have not finished feeding yourself and you are looking at starting a punting competition ...talk about misplaced priorities

I reckon the OP is a strong and driven young woman with a promising future ahead of her.

'When I see potential I just gotta say dope'.

TissuePaper:
Cc bluejayy we need u here

I don't do relationship advice my man.

I only recount my fond sexcapades and outstanding moments.

TissuePaper:
well said my man...i mean what is life without having to bask in the amiable warmth of the labia majora, whenever i'm in there nothing matters anymore...call it a safe haven

I see you're a fellow gentleman of culture.

A safe haven for the throbbing, veiny and thirsty dong. A fountain for it to wet it's throat with the gushing water of life.

There's no better place to be in this world than between a woman's thighs. A home of comfort.

TissuePaper:
Never better my homie....lol i have to give it to them hot.

I see your enchanting escapades on the romance section with them cuties.. Slain any fresh pussies lately?

Fair enough.

I gotta tell you Tissue, for me, pussy is a way of life. It's basically my only source of relaxation and good vibes and I can never get enough of it.

TissuePaper:
Blue fvcking Jay

I crack up every time I read the lexical firepower you unleash in attack and in defence of accusations leveled against you. You're the prosecutor and the defendant at the same time.

I trust you are doing well?

TissuePaper:
danduchi return the money u stole from your group members ...best believe I'll have u arrested for your scamming antics

Spygadgets19:
please where can I find such jobs abeg? In dire need of a side hustle like this. I don't mind.

I don't know about recruitment but you can check at your local General or teaching hospitals for information.

vicfajeze:
WHAT OF MOTUARY ATTENDANTS ?

Morgue attendants working in Federal hospitals cash out big.

IamPlato:
Her Legs And Ass Makes Me Believe In God