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Car Talk / Re: Lady Stops Her Car To Chase Stubborn Windscreen Cleaner Away In Lagos by BLUEJAYY: 1:21pm On Jun 11, 2019
Leggggggssss. smiley

I imagine she has diamonds at the meeting of her thighs. smiley

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Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 11:03am On Jun 11, 2019
funmisticqueen:
nope. trade secret.
Boom! grin

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Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 11:01am On Jun 11, 2019
funmisticqueen:
true, pinhole for a nulli, slit for multi wink
You got it. Easy peasy. cool
Romance / Re: Confess by BLUEJAYY: 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2019
I dropped 50k in an envelope for my broke friend but he'll never know who did it.

He still thinks it's a miracle. Wholesome. smiley

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Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:47pm On Jun 10, 2019
Yewandequeen:


Yeye
Which woman will lie down and allow you run through her like that?
Trust me they wouldn't know what I'm looking out for. It's not rocket science. cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:45pm On Jun 10, 2019
Yewandequeen:
I have other ones u listed so I can say ur theory is wrong. Body differs my dear.

The only justifiable one is the cervix examination. All others ain't valid.
I can agree that others aren't conclusive but that doesn't mean they aren't important. They act like signals or red flags and a person who is aware of these things might wanna know more. Hence proceeding to request for a cervical external os exam. cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:41pm On Jun 10, 2019
Yewandequeen:
I have other ones u listed so I can say ur theory is wrong. Body differs my dear.
Yeah I can understand that you'd have others as well (I peeped at your dp smiley )

I'd use the cervical exam for your case. Boom! cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:35pm On Jun 10, 2019
funmisticqueen:
Can you tell for Nupita nyongo
That'd be challenging a bit. Too much melanin. smiley

For her, the cervical exam will nail it. Infact the cervical exam slams the gavel for all women. It's standard gynaecological/obstetrics procedure. cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:24pm On Jun 10, 2019
Yewandequeen:
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Yeah but the line is a red flag that might trigger my curiosity to exploring the presence of other factors listed above. cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:15pm On Jun 10, 2019
Yewandequeen:
thays not true. I have had it since my university days, though thin
Read my initial post. It's not just the line I'd use to tell.
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 9:01pm On Jun 10, 2019
AuroraB:
Kai sad grin
Yeah. I can expertly tell if a woman has been preggies before. Sounds cool right? cool
Romance / Re: What does the black line on a woman's stomach signify? by BLUEJAYY: 6:22pm On Jun 10, 2019
Linea nigra, stretch marks and a darkened areola points most likely to parity.

You can examine the cervical opening to get a final confirmation.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by BLUEJAYY: 3:59pm On Jun 10, 2019
mzMerci:
Sunday rice.. The stew was from tomato soup.. Just added some ugwu, iru and catfish with a bit of extra seasoning.

BTW, is it just me or what?! Bald men usually sweat on their head when eating sweet meals.. That's the only way we know when daddy is enjoying the food.. grin
As a man who loves sporting a bald haircut, I totally identify with this. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Megan Thee Stallion: I Still Have Sex With My Exes by BLUEJAYY: 3:45pm On Jun 10, 2019
KanuSE:
Makes sense.
Yeah right?

I had a FWB who moved on from me to have a serious relationship with a really good gentleman; but what was surprising to me though was that after a couple of months she still came around to shag me.

At first I thought she still missed the D but when she did it at regular intervals of 4-5 months when I wouldn't even expect it, I had to ask her why.

She told me she's got just 3 guys she's been intimate with and she doesn't wanna bring in another. So when her bf isn't available or hurts her, I get to fill in the space.

I totally understood her. I thought it was a good idea. I couldn't help but keep shagging her from time to time and it became pretty normal for us. smiley

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Romance / Re: Pinning Me Against The Wall, Best Sex I ever had: Fokken Queen ( Photo ) by BLUEJAYY: 8:39pm On Jun 08, 2019
Amakavula:
Mediation doesn't give me orgasms, only sex. Multiple orgasms helps me rest Better.

You cant guess the feeling, the ecstasy of being plough from under up a smooth surface with just a body holding you up .

The sweetness of the motion, the Lost of breathe : my hair covered in sweat and dirts. My legs wrapped behind his back because I am afraid of falling off but slowly readjusting my position after each time he throttles his thing into me. My whole body moving and shaking in rythm.

Then the Orgasms! woohoo! water from my sex mixing with his milk dripping down the walls, making it slippery. I would cry as I orgasm again and again out of the fear of height ; pain, heat, excitement and sensual feelings.

You can never know the feeling, it's heaven wink
I see you're a fellow individual of culture. smiley
Romance / Re: This Is Why You Should Always Mind Your Business!. by BLUEJAYY: 4:06pm On Jun 08, 2019
This story cracked me up like mad. grin

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Romance / Re: Does Anyone Like It When Your Partner Holds Your Hand During Sex? by BLUEJAYY: 9:19pm On Jun 07, 2019
bukatyne:


I think missionary style is one of the most intimate styles if they are both expressive.
Absolutely. Much more so if deep passionate kissing is done simultaneously. I describe it as CONNECTING at the top(kissing) and at the bottom (coitus).

Also the muscular chest crushing against the soft brea.sts. It's the perfect position. smiley

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Romance / Re: Ladies In Bikini Climb Pole To Dance, Cause A Stir At The Club With Remy Martin by BLUEJAYY: 8:57pm On Jun 07, 2019
sojayy:
Waiting for this time of d show
I'd prefer 11:05. grin
Literature / Re: Writing Prompts. Creative Writers Get In Here. by BLUEJAYY: 4:39pm On Jun 07, 2019
Seems the literature section is a ghost town. Too bad.
Literature / Writing Prompts. Creative Writers Get In Here. by BLUEJAYY: 3:36pm On Jun 07, 2019
So this is how it's going to go. I'll drop writing prompts that writers can pick up and develop into intriguing and thrilling stories. Just for the fun of it.

So here we go. For the first one.


It's 2:15 am and I'm roaming the streets of a quiet neighborhood in downtown LA, drunk, wasted and apprehensively clutching on to a black duffel bag full of neatly stacked Benjamins. I've been bundled out of a strip club by hefty ferocious bouncers. Lurking around the street corners are dedicated hitmen from the Colombian mafia. Let me explain.

cc: thefacelessman
Romance / Re: Ladies In Bikini Climb Pole To Dance, Cause A Stir At The Club With Remy Martin by BLUEJAYY: 3:15pm On Jun 07, 2019
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Romance / Re: I Need A Doctors Advice On This Matter by BLUEJAYY: 2:45pm On Jun 07, 2019
Reminds me of all those emergency contraception stuff and all. smiley

Isn't Postinor (levonogestrel) supposed to be taken twice? like one dose immediately after and the next 12 hours after?

Can't remember the calculations for EDD but I guess the hCG can be detected in urine 7-10 days post-ovulation.

Fvck all that, just go do a paternity test.
Travel / Re: Lady’s Leg Cut, Others Seriously Injured As A Danfo Collides With A Truck by BLUEJAYY: 8:46pm On Jun 06, 2019
Imagine a dysfunctional, lawless country. Now, imagine an overpopulated city in such country. There you go, that's Lagos. A cauldron of disorderliness.

For the life of me, I can't reside in Lagos. No fvcking way. Where I live isn't overpopulated and this sh1t rarely happens.

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Romance / Re: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by BLUEJAYY: 6:28pm On Jun 06, 2019
Jollof123:
I go for this type
Portable. grin
Romance / Re: Women Who Beg For Sex From Their Men Are Sick Dogs - Counselor Adofoli by BLUEJAYY: 6:16pm On Jun 06, 2019
. smiley
Romance / Re: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by BLUEJAYY: 6:09pm On Jun 06, 2019
lefulefu:
this type i go for cheesy
Nice one. grin
Romance / Re: Soft Ass Or Firm Ass by BLUEJAYY: 6:00pm On Jun 06, 2019
smiley

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Crime / Re: Ekiti State University Student Attempts Suicide Over Failure In One Of His Cours by BLUEJAYY: 3:47pm On Jun 06, 2019
handie:
Mtcheeew. This one na Mumu. In 2010, I got admitted. My admission got into my head and I began to think I'm super brilliant to gain admission at 16. I lost focus and it wasn't until my final year (When water don already pass garri) that I woke up from my delusion. Did all that was humanly possible to make up for my past errors (Including not registering some courses in 400 Level so I can have an extra year and more time to prepare for the exams.). Went for clearance in 2016/17 and I learnt that I had a 200 level CO i never re registered for.... And by that time, course registration had expired and I was deemed to have overstayed my time in the school. 4 years wasted! I was demoralised. Me that was the hope of d family fa! Did I contemplate suicide? Not at all..... I believe so far there's life, there certainly will always be hope. I went back, wrote JAMB, got admitted into d same institution (Albeit a different department) and I am already in my 2nd year. Na just one extra year this one get he wan kill himself. Truth is, It's never over unless you give up. Tho, it's hard, When you fail, dust yourself up, learn from ur mistakes, apply the lessons learnt and give it a push again and again till you succeed. SUICIDE IS NEVER AN OPTION.
You're the real STRONG MAN. smiley

Mental stamina and resilience defines success. smiley

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Beaten, Kicked Out Of A Nightclub In South Africa For Complaining A by BLUEJAYY: 11:10am On Jun 06, 2019
Guest007:

Missed you kiss
undecided
Romance / Re: Does Anyone Like It When Your Partner Holds Your Hand During Sex? by BLUEJAYY: 7:12pm On Jun 05, 2019
BimberBuzz:


That wrapping of legs is it
Yeah right? smiley

I make passionate love, I hardly just fvck. So that explains my desire to always want to connect to the female body and therefore informs my choice of sex positions. Missionary and pronebone are great for such connections as it is not just a 'dick to pussy' thing.

It let's you lie on the woman and feel her softness and also warm her too. The leg wrap adds a lot of spice to it as it opens her up more and at the same time you get a maximum feel of her thighs. Sex is beautiful. smiley

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Romance / Re: Does Anyone Like It When Your Partner Holds Your Hand During Sex? by BLUEJAYY: 6:58pm On Jun 05, 2019
I have a friend who does that. She loves the missionary position and when I'm hard at work and it drives her nuts, she'd open up her palms and get our fingers to interlock firmly then shortly after, she'd shiver with orgasms.

I never thought about asking her why she does that but for me, I felt like I was more connected to her when we locked hands and I could feel the rhythmic energy pulsating through my hands to hers. I felt the intense passion from her get into me too.

I thought it was an amazing way to transfer sexual vibes and lustful warmth.

What I really like though is when a woman wraps her legs and arms around me while I'm thrusting. Crazy connection that gives me premature ejaculation. grin

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Romance / Re: How My Guy Give His Landlord Daughter Injuries In Her Toto, by BLUEJAYY: 3:11pm On Jun 05, 2019
Na wa.

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