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Romance › Re: My BREASTS To The World,popular Yoruba Model Bares Her Boob With No Bra In Lagos by BLUEJAYY: 5:30pm On Oct 28, 2019

Perky boobs cool

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Romance › Re: What Is Something Rich People Do That Gets Overlooked.. by BLUEJAYY(op): 5:23pm On Oct 28, 2019

midnighter:
Probably driving a less expensive car and having a bad phone

Sure. Nobody would give them stick for that.

Romance › Re: What Is Something Rich People Do That Gets Overlooked.. by BLUEJAYY(op): 11:46am On Oct 19, 2019

Tajbol4splend:
Rich people have sense of humor but the poor are boring

Interesting grin

Romance › Re: What Is Something Rich People Do That Gets Overlooked.. by BLUEJAYY(op): 5:53pm On Oct 17, 2019

Mood11:
When a rich man wants to buy something on credit, nobody dey worry.
But when poor man either by looks or pocket is coming close, the shop owner go begin sing "no credit today, come tomorrow"

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Romance › What Is Something Rich People Do That Gets Overlooked.. by BLUEJAYY(op): 5:49pm On Oct 17, 2019

...that poor people do and get criticized for?

-Rich people are allowed to 'drink' garri and peanuts but a poor man would get that pity look.

-Rich folks can wear a piece of clothing for as many days as they'd like; A poor guy would get mocked for that.

-Rich folks are allowed to smoke; A poor fella would be tagged irresponsible.

-Rich folks are allowed to loot government funds; Poor thieves are lynched(In Naija at least) grin

Rich people can evade tax; poor people have to pay to the last kobo grin

Add yours.

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Romance › Re: Can Someone Successfully wankk With Glo Network? by BLUEJAYY: 5:11pm On Oct 17, 2019

Lol. Glo with blue balls. grin

Romance › Re: Man Spotted With A Huge Erection After Sexually Harassing Co-passenger In BRT Bu by BLUEJAYY: 11:09am On Sep 28, 2019*

TissuePaper:
i checked out neighbors, very nice content i must admit

Sure. Same for genres like friend's mom, step-son, step-daughter, sleep-over etc.

The storyline is what I actually enjoy. I skip after I've seen the pussy. You know, seeing the woman all clothed and acting innocent will make you long to see what's between her thighs.

I feel like we've seen so much nudity these days it doesn't have much of an impact in turning us on anymore(except maybe the sex-starved teenage boy). So reverting to the good old innocent portrayal of women who are all clothed and shy and hiding it all, I feel like that makes it worth it when you finally get to behold their nakednes$.

I mean if a present was just given to you unwrapped, it totally eliminates the excitement of the curiosity you might have experienced if it was hidden under the wrapping paper waiting to be unveiled.

This is the reason I feel a lot more aroused when I get laid with the innocent-looking and outwardly decent church girl as opposed to the cleavage-baring, bumshort-wearing girl. I mean there's no excitement left with the later while the former rouses your curiosity and also makes you feel good being the bad boy ravaging the cookie pot of that religious sister whom the other brothers so much respect and are ready to vouch for her moral correctness. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Signs Endorsement Deal With Hennessy (Picture) by BLUEJAYY: 6:00pm On Sep 26, 2019

One of my best Brandies. cool

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by BLUEJAYY: 5:58pm On Sep 26, 2019*

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I live in Texas[/color]

Austin? Houston? Dallas?

How is the El Paso situation? Hope the people are healing?

Send me a DM let's talk more.

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by BLUEJAYY: 3:05pm On Sep 25, 2019

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]

Do you live in Cincinnati, Ohio?

Food › Re: Four Days Without Meat, God Blessed Me With Monitor Lizard Meat (Photos) by BLUEJAYY: 3:01pm On Sep 25, 2019

WTF! *Pukes*

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Romance › Re: Man Spotted With A Huge Erection After Sexually Harassing Co-passenger In BRT Bu by BLUEJAYY: 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2019

jocamodoj:
really? I thought they are scripted and only existed in porn videos.

Damn! You watch porn to that level? grin

I mean you're like me. The hardcore, graphic stuff doesn't tickle me anymore. I hate it now.
So I only watch softcore like groping, clothed or neighbours.

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Romance › Re: Ghosting ! How to deal with been ghosted by someone you love by BLUEJAYY: 4:25pm On Aug 25, 2019

Biglittlelois:
So much self involved and self praise, ewwww.

ewwww to you too.

You should aspire to emulate my stance on the matter. It would make your life easier yeah? cool

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Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 4:14pm On Aug 25, 2019

JhyMedex:
this comment cld easily b mine..We've had very similar experiences it's almost uncanny..
I'm almost 26yrs and I've neva asked a girl out..Bt ive had a steady stream of gals..

that guilt of not being able to reciprocate their love bites sumtyms..especailly in doz moments wen dey do sth really crazy 4 u..like embark on a 6hr trip to come be wit u jst cos u said u not feelin too ok..

Sumtyms i pray dey get d guys to love them d way dey love me..

The guilt!!! grin

It kills me. Sometimes I get to reject gifts and cash because of the guilt. I know they're trynna bait me with those and I know I don't wanna owe anyone anything.

You know, I try. God knows and Jesus knows I try so hard to reciprocate! but, but give it a week and I'm back to my don't-give-a-Bleep self. Then they start complaining again.

I wanna love them back, but I just can't. I do everything to help them but I won't give them the love and attention they need.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
Hello. If you're reading this just know I'm working on being a changed man. Just give me a little time okay?

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Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Choosing A Girl. by BLUEJAYY: 4:02pm On Aug 25, 2019

scaramucci:
So true. One even threatened me recently that she will start messing around and anything that happens to her is my fault.

Yeah right? I get that too.

Literature › Re: Writing Prompts. Creative Writers Get In Here. by BLUEJAYY(op): 10:30am On Aug 14, 2019

IamPlato:
Why Didnt You Continue?

I wanted to see how different people take that opening and generate different storylines from it.

Would've been an intriguing process.

It's okay though. Thanks to Reddit, I get to enjoy an active writing prompts thread.

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Romance › Re: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by BLUEJAYY: 4:31pm On Aug 06, 2019*

Trizyd:
CPR..cardiopulmonary resuscitation
It has a technique to it.. But simplified, I was pumping air into and out of her lungs with my mouth

That's not actually CPR but it's part of CPR though (rescue breaths).

If she had with her an inhaler like Ventolin, it would've been easier. You were lucky, really. You exacerbated her condition.

Sex is a really demanding activity albeit an enjoyable one. BP rises, heart rate increases, breathing is faster, muscles tense up, sweat breaks out and all build up to the final ecstasy that is orgasm.

Therefore one must really be healthy to engage in a hardcore marathon session to avoid emergency situations like cardiac arrest, respiratory arrest, dizziness and even coma. Also, make sure to stay hydrated during the activity.

This advice is for my fellow men of culture who last at least an hour in the process, not one minute brothers. grin

Also, stop taking concoctions before sex!

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Romance › Re: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by BLUEJAYY: 4:25pm On Aug 06, 2019

SOFTENGR:
I had same experience too. It was scary

One of my guys had a case where she literally just passed out. My guy was scared as fvck. He called me and I had to tell him what to do.

Thankfully, she came around. These things happen.

Romance › Re: Guys,let's Be Very Careful O. by BLUEJAYY: 7:27am On Aug 06, 2019

I got involved with an asthmatic one time and it wasn't funny at all.

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Romance › Re: Ghosting ! How to deal with been ghosted by someone you love by BLUEJAYY: 6:59am On Aug 06, 2019*

I wouldn't ghost anyone. I endeavour to always keep an open line of communication for all.

Also, if you are ghosting me, you shouldn't feel guilty because I might not even notice it. I'm a really busy person.

Romance › Re: Cheat On Her, She Will Forgive You Even Without You Apologizing If You Do THIS by BLUEJAYY: 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2019

OP these are just novice methods. They still work though. But there are advanced, more efficient psychological manipulatory tactics than these. cool

Romance › Re: So I Fell In Love Today.... by BLUEJAYY: 9:47am On Aug 03, 2019

lefulefu:
this is why is never advisable to pick a girl on the road

Romance › Re: THEY Say Go And Make Money Girls Will Come, Pls What Kind Of Girls? by BLUEJAYY: 9:34am On Aug 03, 2019

Belafonte:
I find it funny and tragic when men have this sort of mindset. It simply means money is the criterion that qualifies you for a relationship with said woman. It smacks of low self esteem and ignorance.

How can you not value me when I'm poor and you expect me to lavish you with the proceeds of my hustle when I hit it big, when no be say dem swear for me.

Many hardworking men do not know this but their wives are being fûcked by jobless young men in the neighborhood. They feel like Jesus when they provide for her every desire not knowing they are paying mumu money.

The most painful one is when a woman tries to claim equality with the husband, bomb dey her head? Well, I don't really blame them, it's idiots that use cars to propose marriage to a woman that I blame. If I am to marry, a woman must practically beg me and roll on the ground before I even begin to consider her suitability.

Nonsense

Romance › Re: Fwb... by BLUEJAYY: 3:36pm On Aug 02, 2019

Sure. Why can't they?

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