₦airaland Forum

se pe awon onisokuso at'onisekuse brash ati tope sin soro

ani ke korayin losinu koro kan ke lo ma se'nkan yi lo
aw'omode o fe ri bad thing

wait oh
u say they be small girls
i hope to God say by small u no mean in age oh
atleats no minor among them
if not

gabby so u like mahjong?
nice

now to that om'ale insinuating its unmanly to do
let me tell u
in the old days, it was a thing of joy to show love and affection to wives

u are horribly pathetic thinking using voodoo on her will make her urs
sorry my dear as u said
omo kekere nikan lo ma r'ogun pe l'efo
iwo na o ma nkakan

gone are the days when things like that work
for ur sake i hope u dont meet with something greater than u

no love and initiative

she's cripple but u'lld rather she washed em than u do it
arent those ur words?

richy black to think we are on the same page is an occurence i never imagined would ever happen
glad to see u proved me wrong in my own lil world
that aside ur views sadly do not echo those of the average 'naija' man
they believe being a complete jack-ass and showing no signs of love or emotions to the one the profess such emotions for is the best way to be a man
little wonder they remain single for a very very long time

phoenix!
thou shall not kill me with tears
woman! laughing by 03:30 am in winter isnt such a normal occurence ya know

lol who's taking who?
i want to know pls

czarskit ur level is not definable
meaning waka front

sauron ur in for a long wait then cos i bet those ladies that wash ur briefs for free everytime are def not those u gon be taking home to momma

b.t.w didnt u mean u looking for a hot chick to spank ur ass

treetop some dont like it
i find the idea of someone touching my laundry whether clean or not very very creepy

b.t.w sauron strikes as one who loves dominatrices secretely

sauron i said what will u do if u give ur girl ur undies to wash n she always throw them away cos she cant wash em?

Like i have mentioned above. . . . . .our domestic roles are way different.
I must handle the tough tasks while she handles cooking and cleaning(washing)
Ma father never washed his wifey's undies. Why should i operate differently?

r u saying if ur father never did somn u wouldnt do it?
yes im taking it literally
so im guessing ur father either did or gave the go-ahead to do everything  have ever done in ur life?
hey! im only asking u said it first!

Ma responsibility as a man in the house is quite different to that of a woman.
Our roles are well defined. . . . . . .Just like the way i won't ask her to change tyres or fix electric burnouts, she cannot ask me to wash her undies.

are u a politician or lawyer?
u have something for never answering my direct questions

i said what will u do?

Get outta here!!!!  

come and push me

no big deal in doing so

u no se i loff u xoxo

you have no problem shagging her ain't it?

tank yu oh
same kweshon i been dey ask since mohnin

altho i can never EVER allow my bf/husband to wash my panties

ditto

.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230119.msg3436363#msg3436363 date=1233958245]Some women run irrigation down there so forget panty liners. [/quote]lmao! true that but i assure u there are panty liners for those situations also
but pardon my vulgarity but should u be complaining since ur the one that might be resposible for the excessive secretions down there
im assuming ur both very young and full of life (pun intended)

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230119.msg3436363#msg3436363 date=1233958245]If i were a woman. . . . . .I'll throw it away and order for new sets if i cannot wash.[/quote]u give ur girl ur briefs to wash for u,
she gives u a new set
her reaon she threw urs away since she couldnt wash them
honestly how long would it be before u get very very very pissed at her?
honestly remember

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230119.msg3436363#msg3436363 date=1233958245]Before nko? What are your functions as a wifey??[/quote]this is the kind of mentality and response that ticks me off
so cos she is a wife her job description includes doing ur laundry
what happened to "in sickness and in health?"
"do u take this man?"
"to love and to cherish"
pls! spare me that crap

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230119.msg3436326#msg3436326 date=1233957751]I will NEVER touch a woman's soiled panties.
If she cannot wash it, she should buy new sets.[/quote]that she has worn it doesnt translate to its being soiled
what are panty liners for?

now if u read carefully, i told y'all to imagine u were girls/ladies/women whichever floats ur boat
imagine u were a girl and u were in any of those situations
ur responses to each sitation was what i wanted to hear

brash i said imagine u were a woman!!!!

HeatFusion:
Ni gbati wan ti sepe fun yin tan.

epe gan ni
s'om'epe to man je k'eyan ya were
to jepe ibi kibi tan ba wa idi wan o ni le joko
ehen epe naun lan ti she fun wan
awon ode oshi
kan ma la oju wan kan sit up
kan si ma wa nkan to'nbe ni sokoto ni sokoto

in short i'm back

poster did u go on a dirty panty hunting spree or accidentally stumble on them while doing ur own laundry?
if u did go on a hunting spree,
did u do this cos she asked u
if not,
did u do it cos she's indisposed or plainly a slob?
if not on both accts,
did u do it for ur own gratification?
sexual or otherwise?

now after u have dilligently answered the questions truthfully, ur answer will stare u in the face
if ur a perv, a caring person or simply a clean freak
either way, good luck

now i want to know something
guys imagine urself as the girlfriend for all those that are too much of a higher specie than females to wash undies
imagine ur the lady and u find ur boyfriend's boxer shorts or briefs amongst the laundry will u wash it?
if ur boyfriend gives u will i wash em?
if he begs u will u wash em?

oya answer oh
brash, sauron, czarskit, tonye, and all of u higher humans

*rolls eyes*

define the word decent in ur own words
state the areas u have conducted ur search

have u considered getting down from that high horse?
or setting ur standards a lil closer to earth?
does the fact that u have travelled out for whatever reason make u all of a sudden a membet of a very very rare specie of humans? (if u even think ur human)

scum bag insulting guys that wash undies
ur lower than low
its no wonder then that ur sorry ass and that of ur ilk end up getting hooked with
women that dont in the least bit think u fit of any extra attention and care

so its a crime to wash undies abi?
oloshi u fit phock u no fit wash
obun!

gabby ur guy did a truely honorable thing irrespective of if he was ur boyfriend or not a guy that can take the initiative to do that for a lady deserves accolades

awon obun oshi t'on yanu pade laironu ke ko'ranu yin si waju jare
translation
** all those dirty pigs that are opening and closing their mouths without thinking should 'waka front' **

lmao!

true that

Emperoh:
3. Can men be raped. Me thinks not but they can claim sexual assault. Rape doesn't occur until there is penetration again a man under pains and tension
or alcohol can not have an erection. So its just Sexual assault. But i bet some guys might think that this should be evened out. What do you think?

Answers people pls!!!!!

ur wrong men can and do get raped
the reason u dont hear of it is cos of people like u that think its impossible for a man to be raped
ever heard of people saying men have two heads and each can function independently without the other?
well, in not so many words, thats what comes into play
stimulation of the male organ irrespective of circumstance or situation surrounding such a stimulation will translate to an erection
so also will making a man watch an erotic movie under duress make him get aroused after a long period of time

irrespective of the location of the victim
rape victims are stigmatised whether intentionally or otherwise is not the issue here

the only way to in a way curb the excessiveness of the predators is to enact stricter laws that are actually implemented
its one thing to have strict laws
its another to implement them

he he he he he he he he he he he


the good thing is most men act this way
they on the other hand would rather u forgot that tiny bit of information

this is funny and shameful