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simple use proxies
there are a million and one proxies out there
the trick is to try the them until u find the one ur most comfy with

students here are banned from accesing certain sites in school
freegate helps
another one is to download hotspot shield onto ur system that wil then open a new browser, u can then go ahead browsing normally

dayo
o dun mi tooto pe o so pe enikan lo ko mi
sebi o ti man tele toyosi kakri
o de bere lowo e boya oti ba mi soro ri?
igba ti mo wa ni pahmary school ni won ko mi ni orin yen
ati orin days of the week na

ko s'aburu


si nkan te bere
ema ba mi se nkan,
yooba mi o se to awon
oro te so
so ema bami
bere nkan mi
i dont fully understand the question
woudnt wanna embarass myself

i read or work on my computer
or play like a kid
or talk to myself
or take pics of me

its not true
ive lived among many nigerians
and i was forced to learn hausa cos the hausas will basically push u to hell
they have a thing for speaking it even in formal environments
so also the igbos and the hausas

its a general thing
dont go hating on one tribe cos u have or have had bad experiences with people from that tribe

in a formal environment its rude
outside?
ill bite ur head off if u tell me to stop
i dont talk loudly anyway

moreso i love it when people walk up to me n my friends when we're speaking yoruba or pidgin asking us what language it is
most of em know hausa n stuff never heard of yoruba

yes im yoruba and im damn proud of that
i just dont scream it on the bus

i particularly hate it when people do
here its the indains and pakistanis dirty looks dont cut it for those people
yelling at them is the only way they get to reduce the volume of their voices

boda dayo mo fe
dahun ibeere yen

Sere- January

Erele- February

Erena- March

Ibe- April

Ebibi- May

Okudu- June

Agemo- July

Ogun- August

Owewe- September

Owara- October

Beelu- November

Ope- December

he he he

*backs out of thread*

ahn ahn
iru ibeere oshi le wan bere lowo oko mi?

ke sho ra yin oh

evidently most of u seem to have an aversion for it

u heard her oh

dont push it

poster
not all 'poor' girls r gold diggers
neither are all 'rich' girls contended

adam my darling!
i have truely missed u

dear, im happy to read this from u
u have made a conscious effort to try to redeem urself and i couldnt be more proud of u
u now have a lady in ur life, its natural for u to feel that way-ur old deamons coming back
but if u see the day 14th as another day, maybe u'lld be able to have as much fun possible with this lady

that u could see her feelings when she said that and it having an effect on u says alot on the progress u have made


if all else fails, take sleeping pills and sleep thru out 14th
when u wake up, it will be the 15th so there'lld be no need to break up again

okaran wetin?

blaze witches? where?
lets burn them!

chamotessi ati toyosi lo gba tan

brash's friend n lover is back

poster
to think i even provided 'advice' makes me sick to my stomach
u are not only guilty of a crime but try in ur own warped ideas
to justify paedophilia?
u not only disgust me but make me sorry for u and those seemingly cursed to have met u

how on earth can u justify ur having relations with minors as right only if hey have had relations with other people?
can u hear urself talk at all?
u are a disgrace
as phoenix said i wish u would just go away

myboo:
There is the Very young pretty chic i have been longing to meet for the past 3 months in my church. In fact, i would say i have fallen for this babe and i think i would want[b] to get her for keeps[/b].
I have been evolving strategies to realise my goals. Infact on one of those crazy Sundays, i trailed her after church to her street using my car (she follows some members in their car home after church so guy man no get chance do anything) and have been on other paroles which i may not be able to write here aimed at getting this chic. Lest i forget she has caught me staring at her twice,
This Sunday was kind of different as in i think say God don butter my bread but the thing get as e be,
OK straight to the point.
she came late to church and fortunately for me, the usher in church ushered her to a seat close to me(me self dey come late). Me i was thinking guy man don hit jack pot (as in my chance to, ). After service, i tried to chat this lady up by complimenting that she sings well and enjoining her to join the choir, but she ignored me initially and then a harsh reply like bla bla, after like me asking her why she is not responding.
The problem now is that i was only trying to get close and her attitude was not just fair at all,
Lest i forget we had some few chats during the service but she did not act the same way she did after service and was beginning to feel bad. Anyway i kind of let her know i was no happy with her attitude (yet she no apologise), she reluntantly told me her name and we parted ways.
Nairalanders pls u guys advice me ooo. I like ds babe but ,

What do i do to make her know my feelings towards her

okay so now im going to analyse what u just wrote
i have issues with all those phrases but ill deal with them one at a time
here goes;

to get her for keeps

is she a commodity that u have to get?
when did friends become property to keep?

sign of a stalker with authority issues 1

trailed her

its cute when u notice someone even acceptable when u try to get close in a not-creepy manner
but trailing her?
dude u been watching too many spy movies yeah?

signs of a stalker 2

strategies to realise my goals

she don turn to project

signs of a creepy stalker 3

using my car

who ask u?

signs of a stalker 4

she follows some members in their car home after church so guy man no get chance do anything

wetin consign us?

signs of a stalker 5

and have been on other paroles which i may not be able to write here aimed at getting this chic. Lest i forget she has caught me staring at her twice

u have done more than the highlighted?

SIGNS OF A CREEPY BORDERLINE PSCHOTIC STALKER! 6!!

complimenting that she sings well and enjoining her to join the choir, but she ignored me initially and then a harsh reply like bla bla, after like me asking her why she is not responding

ever wondered why they call it a church?
SO PEOPLE GO THERE TO PRAY AND WORSHIP GOD NOT ENGAGE IN MEANINGLESS DISCUSSIONS

signs of a stalker 7

i kind of let her know i was no happy with her attitude

she supposedly just met u and ur telling her ur not happy with her response
if she says hi to u n then doesnt greet u the next time what will u do?
kill her?
signs of a stalker 8

from the above i think its safe to say that this is a case of a creepy probable schizophrenic obsessed authoritative stalker
the subject ( the young lady) will be safer if not within he reach of this poster

my 2 fils

love ke?
crush? im the queen of having crushes
love?
wats the meaning of the word?

blaze so this is ur new hide out?
so lets see ur already thinking of paback before taking the plunge?
c'mon man we said get real not hate her!

ok seriously that stor is funny as hell
imagine the looks on their faces?
gosh! i love taking photographs but such priceless moments are indeed proceless
imagine if i coulda had one camera each for every face
wow!

am sorry wats the topic again?
oh cheating wife
i dunno jare

mister sorry to be the one to bust ur ass but u can be tried for engaging in acts with a minor
those 16 yr old babies should be taken as ur sisters not girlfriend material
imagine u had a 16 yr old sister or daughter frollicking with a man ur age
what would ur honest reaction be?

come to think of it
why visa when u can appear in the said location?

ibk commot for hia joh
where have u been?