Lmao! Awww you two are too cute!!


Blue just ask!

Was driving minding my own business, driving at a reasonable speed( Enugu drivers are definitely worse than Lagos drivers ). I approached a roundabout and stopped like a dutiful citizen waiting for the traffic warden to do his thing. Finally! my turn, as I moved my car to gear 1 to move, I heard commotion behind me. I didn't bother to look as I had no intention of missing my cue. On getting to the roundabout, lo and behold a police hylux almost ran me into the stonework. The eediot was waving his fist at me to get out of the road. Perplexed I glanced round. Obviously he had come from behind me, no he wasn't escorting anybody. Just a lone hylux moving like a speeding bullet. "What did I do?" I asked only for the eediot to move in front of me in a bid to park me. HA!!! I was ready for that fight they will tell me what i did,why they wasted my time and answer some lawyer questions I think the eediot thought better of it and moved on. My foot itched on the accelerator. 'Calm down!' I whispered to myself,'he's not worth my time.'

All this police people na wa sef! Maybe he was scared of woman trouble but he better not cross my path next time or any other police for that matter

@Ejadamen: no mind them, crazy stupid godforsaken black-hearted empty-headed ego-bloated (hhem! lemme catch me breath!) sh!t-hole-begotten morrafockers. Wheeew!

bluespice:

gerraway joh! i hate you

vescucci:

That's the spirit! Now tell that to your dad and you're a free woman

bluespice:

and that's why i hate you

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

kay9:

PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sis, naw finna wait for him

Gosh twin, you really are my twin and you make me proud! *wipes tears & sniffs*


Just had a similar stand off with my oldest bro, took me a month and half but I got my way.


@kay9
Pillow fight? Hmmm now why do I get the image of blue and ? Vesc in silk ling, errr, Never mind. :p

He'll be waiting for you too, Blue. You two can be like east and west trying to catch each other on a compass.

Sisi, tether your imagination. Me and Blue? Why, that would be rape. She's too much for me.

Kay, baba. I think you've found a soulmate in Ejadamen

vescucci:

Sisi, tether your imagination. Me and Blue? Why, that would be despoil. She's too much for me.

Kay, baba. I think you've found a soulmate in Ejadamen

@V, so u're trying to end the pillow debacle by directing attention to me? Wuss

kay9:

@Ejadamen: no mind them, crazy silly godforsaken black-hearted empty-headed ego-bloated (hhem! lemme catch me breath!) droppings-hole-begotten morrafockers. Wheeew!

a man after my own heart

vescucci:

Kay, baba. I think you've found a soulmate in Ejadamen

Evening ranters
No rant for today,the things i read above me just made me laugh

Good morning ranters, here goes me ranting and being vulnerable.


Today I would have held you in my arms
Today I would have said welcome to the world
I tried not to remember the date
But how I can forget?

Even though you left 4 months ago
I remember you
I remember how you kicked and made me sick
I remember how much I loved you even though I couldn’t see you

I’ve heard everything people can say to console
I’ve even quoted some scriptures myself
But no one can understand my pain
No one can see it’s driving me slowly insane

I wonder what I would have looked like
All bloated and ugly I’m sure
I wonder what you would have looked like
Just like your daddy I know

I’m supposed to put on a cheery face and say it is well
But allow me my moment of grief
Allow me to be melancholy
To rant, rave and be bitter

The pain should lessen after today
Or maybe I’ll start counting how old you would have been
I’m waiting for time to heal my wounds
For when I’ll remember and smile instead of cry

Today I would have held you in my arms
My baby . . . my baby boy
Too sad and tired to curse fate
You’re sorely missed and always loved

t'awwwwww *hic*
sorrie edjammen, but the day after st patricks means im always happy

that said, i totally ignored your last post cos my attention span can only be rivalled by a 1 yr old kid *hic*
but u got that evil man vesc confessing his feelings for you i assume you're the best
so lemme officially welcome you to this filthy corner of the world

*hic* *whisper* don't mind them, sisi and i are really the boss ladies we just let blaze think he owns this place

byeeeeeeeeeeeeee 'D

ever had one of those days, wen the key doesn't fit,the botton won't stick,the meetings wouldn't meet,the sitters wouldn't sit?

u decide d best vent is a kick at a can,a punch to a wall,but o how u wish d punch hit a face,ur kick smashed a soul.

evil thots flash in a second,only a second but u wish u could freeze that second, hiro nakamura styl, and f%&k up every frozen smile,

bloody all selfrighteous high bridged nose, o so sweet, SNAP back to reality.

an idiot smiles and wishes u a nice day, u smile back, even the devil needs a blanket once in a while.as u gaze harmlesly(it appears)at fellow passangers in this stinking crowded busses and streets even mortal kombat fatality creators would shudder if they could catch a glimpse of the carnage in ur mind, carnage to be delivered with a peerless smile and a velvet kiss.

Welcome to nigeria(all punches unpulled)

and dark vader appears

skywalker tiptoes right behind him

the twin of gloom or is it doom

seem back to their peril

the newbie seems to have that much energy

for just like seline woke hector in underworld

she has awoken the beasts in here

i for one. . . .have being moving aimlessly

beclouded by passions and sentiments

such a bitch. . . . .thats what they do

one,well

i am more than happy that the usual suspects are back

kay, lets arrange for the demise of your landlord or the tank , me thinks the landlord would be easier

blu:daddy is always right

kill:what can i say? sentiments rule the world, no one walks the earth cold less you are a vampire
passion helps

vesc: quit calling my phone and speaking in a sexy voice, told ya once told ya a million times i aint gay

call me and talk like a man lol

Ejadamen: am feeling ya, are you part of MASSOB?

Ejadamen, I truly hope that poem thingie is not from real life. I truly hope so.

Kay, you must be a chess player. Besides, Ejadamen is already digging your bishop, wink wink

Blaze, if you don't quit hulla-hooping me with your crazy ass surround controversy, you'll find yourself in a refridgerated drawer sooner than it takes Blue to down three martinis.

Blue, I know sobriety is a foreign idea to you Irish folk but even a 1yr old kid will know that it is the evil man Kay that's confessing. And, uh, Daddy knows best

@ Ejadaman
Ya almost made me cry girl, almost. I tried to cry but it just doesn't come to me, yeah I'm either a machine (thanks Vesc) or a vampire (Ah, blaze you know me so well).

Anyrantinghoo, that was a moving rant and I hope to god we don't get more of it. I mean we can't have people blubbering and almost blubbering all over the darn place! This is a rant thread for goodness sakes, we don't do sentiments, touchy feely, wearing our emotions on our sleeve kinda thing, Oh wait, that's at my house. Errr, Forget I said anything and just carry on with your ranting.

Welcome!!

you lousy dimwitted twit!

what makes you and your fellow retards think you know what's best for 150million people?

you act so refined and smart and ish, meaniewheelie you're even more stupid than the rest of us!

'naija should spit'. . .stupid e-diot, can you handle a split?u sit over there far away from all of us and claim to know what's best ode-0shi!

i can promise you this: naija will be great. . .i'mma work my hinny of just for that and if you get in my way i will hurt you. . .it's that simple!


and as for you. . .insecure tart that you are. . .every statement that comes out from your mouth is an ode to stupiditeey. . .i dont even have the energy for your case sef. . .*hiss*

lol we got ourselves a political rant lol

@kill

sentiments and passions bring forth rants

a cold being has noting to rant about

afterall, all they do is just exist

dont you think??

@blue,
@vescucci, the poem thingie is from real life,my life.
@Sisi_kill, i appreciate the cold welcome

ariblaze:

@kill

sentiments and passions bring forth rants

a cold being has noting to rant about

afterall, all they do is just exist

dont you think??

I couldn't have said it better meself

Now
If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore

Ejadamen:

@blue, 
@vescucci, the poem thingie is from real life,my life.
@Sisi_kill, i appreciate the cold welcome  :DI couldn't have said it better meself

Now
If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore

thats soooo not lady-like. . . . . .i like. . .lol

@ ariblaze, what is MASSOB?

netotse:

thats soooo not lady-like. . . . . .i like. . .lol

Do you have more horrible ideas I can use on those eccentric baggers?

vescucci:

Ejadamen, I truly hope that poem thingie is not from real life. I truly hope so.

Kay, you must be a chess player. Besides, Ejadamen is already digging your bishop, wink wink

Blaze, if you don't quit hulla-hooping me with your crazy backside surround controversy, you'll find yourself in a refridgerated drawer sooner than it takes Blue to down three martinis.

Blue, I know sobriety is a foreign idea to you Irish folk but even a 1yr old kid will know that it is the evil man Kay that's confessing. And, uh, Daddy knows best

if i wasn't in a good mood fuelled by a night of debauchery, i'llda cussed you out
how dare you call me irish?
i'm scottish!

Ejadamen:

Now
If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore

okay ejadamen yeah i like you already i do

hi blaze, blu, Sisi, V;
hope u'all are having a better wkend than i am.

EjaD, u've got spirit; i believe that poetic rant has made u stronger.

hi shinken n netoste, can see u already hav yo rant shoes on. Well, break a leg already - around here, we do it like fine wine!

P.S: blu, i just curios, how long does it take u to down 3 martinis?

Ah you guys only see the downside of being a cold being. See when you feel too much, you think too much and when you think too much. . .well there goes the ability to do what you wanna do when you wanna do it.

Oh the kill so much sweeter when you don't have regrets.

A life without regrets. . .now what could be better than that? Nothing, absolutely nothing.

Hiya Boss,
So why aincha having a good weekend? Who do I gotta destroy to ensure you do, tell me. . .just meself a new eyespick and I'm dying to try it out.

when will 808 reagan reach orbit around planet zerv? d heat in here is killing me

Say again?

sjkeri:

when will 808 reagan reach orbit around planet zerv? d heat in here is killing me

Did you miss road? If the heat is too much GERROUT!

I feel like I've known you a long time. I'm sorry about earlier, Ejadamen. I didn't know how to say it but I figured I'd just say it.

@ V, thanks

Hi blaze, blu, Sisi, V, EjaD, n da Rant crew.

Had a run in wiv 2 mopol officers this morning; case wasn't really my beef, but u knw your home-boy eats beefs 4 breakfast

The traffic was horrible (as usual), cars n taxis n buses all trying to outdo Michael Schumacher. Na so dis two mmofo on their lousy suzuki bike just cut thru the road over to oncoming traffic lane. Naturally they now had to b on the defensive as they were wrong side (plus the cars rushing them towards weren't overly concernd for their safety). Me, i just tanda for one corner dey look dem, waiting for my friend to drive down n pick me. Anyhows, it wasnt too long b4 one car finally bumps the silly mmofos off the road. The guy just applied more speed n zoomd off, leaving the mopols raining down curses. Thats whn i steppd in:

- But officer, u guys were wrong! U were on the wrong side of the road!
- Ehen?! So mak him wounjor us, kwo? Na him u dey talk?
- see, officer, sorry u guys almost got hurt, but . . . .
- sharrap! I say mak u . . . .
- (i'm getting angry now) Shut up for what? For telling u were breaking traffic rules?
- So u dey suffort am kwo? Mak him wounjor me? U wan mak i arrest u now?
- Like hell!! LIKE BLOODY HELL!!! . . . .

On n on it went, one of 'em even pushed me on the chest a coupla times, but of course i cldn't push him back, no thanks to his uniform. I just too angry to cuss right now, cos, see i aint big or anything, but i know on a good day i'd take on those two blasted, gadfosaken, hungry-looking mmofos n send 'em home crying to their mamas. Yet i couldn't do anything else but roll eyeballs at them. mehn, Jesus wept!

Well shaa, it all ended when another car swooped down n knocked their junkyard-ready suzuki motocycle into a gutter. . . .

In the gutter? All's well that ends well, papi

@Kay
God must really love you, mopols are far from sane o, so messing with them is not pure, your lucky you didn't push them back, the wahala you woulda entered wont have part 2. . .

police have a lot to deal with o, if we had to deal with the same ish, we might not handle it as well, imagine having lived in 5 different states in 5 years, most times away from your family, with lousy pay and lousy living conditions, now tell me you wont be mentally twisted!. . .plus they have no rant thread to go to. . .lol

The man has a point.