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Family › Re: Nairalanders!!!!! Please Advise On This For Bride Price Paying Ceremony by Bluette(f): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2016

VocalWalls:
First of all, photoshoot... Please do a post related to ways Nigerian reacts when they are finally given #TheList

Dear OP, to be serious, are you scared already when they haven't even requested for anything?

Let me tell you the best way to go about it... Your husband should buy white sweet chalk... Shebi ma calabash them dey call am... Then lick it for three days alongside sugar...

Anything he tells them, they will Concur... I swear down... If he add red oil, na finishing be that... they will be the ones to sponsor the wedding...

Oya, on a more serious note... accept however way
could possibly mean that they don't send you at all, especially if you consider the fact that you aren't closely bonded to them. They just want your man to do the right thing and bounce... In order words, be done with you... Rightfully.

Hence, you have nothing to fear, your husband should just be loyal, give what he can, and bounce... They don't send you anymore... They probably had given up sef based on the fact that you court-married several years ago.

Anything you give them is bonus... No need to shiver.

I concur..
Cc: PHOTOSHOOT.

Agriculture › Re: Photos From My Present Tomatoe Farm by Bluette(f): 8:56pm On Jul 30, 2016

Wow.. Kudos OP

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Agriculture › Re: Farm Creatures That Will Help Your Farm by Bluette(f): 8:42pm On Jul 30, 2016

Educative! Thanks OP.
Pls check moi cingnesure

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 8:26pm On Jul 30, 2016

Shabib:
I don't think i'm eligible to vote. They have minimum posts or so.

[quote author=Shabib post=48036586] embarassed

Ohhhh...I'm feeling sad o. I think d minimum posts dey require is 300 or so.
But do I have ur support baba wa.? Lol.

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 7:49pm On Jul 30, 2016

Shabib:
day temi naa n lo daada. E se te beere.

Mo ti gbo. Nko nii pe won.

E de bami so fun bantino pe 'game over'

Lol.. R u supporting anyone for ds Mr nairaland contest?
If not..ejur e support wa o, ketu dibo na fun wa..omo yin omo wa..PHOTOSHOOT. Ejur wo sir.

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Bluette(f): 4:06pm On Jul 30, 2016

photoshoot:
Remember friends:
The voting/elimination stage starts on Monday (01/08/2016), by 10am. Let's not forget to vote PHOTOSHOOT.
He deserves your votes, without you all, I cant do it.

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 3:55pm On Jul 30, 2016

Shabib:
Baba baba ke? Omo omo yin la je ooo! Ba wo ni day yin sen lo? E je n pe won! Make i call them nah

Day mi fyn , o wapa. Teyin nko?.. Haa haa..e moh pe won o.. O ya e jebure. Lol.

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Food › Re: Have You Seen This Lucifer Biscuit? (pictures) by Bluette(f): 2:00pm On Jul 30, 2016

Haa..eleyi gidi Gan! Ds one is strong o

sheck moi cingnashure

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Sports › Re: Tributes: Life And Times Of Keshi In Pictures And Videos by Bluette(f): 1:48pm On Jul 30, 2016

RIP.
Whenever my mum sees him on tv she's alws like.... Ara awon toh jeya ball Nigeria niyen( dey r d legends that suffered a lot, dey didn't enjoy d dividend of football as d present footballers)

Pls check my signature.

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Crime › Re: Woman Cuts Her Husband's Lips For "Sending Money To His Lover". Graphic by Bluette(f): 1:32pm On Jul 30, 2016

Jesu Kristi.. Ikunle abiamo ooo.. Haa.. Wickedness of d highest order.

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Family › Re: 13 Pictures That Describe Your Saturday Mornings Growing Up. by Bluette(f): 1:19pm On Jul 30, 2016

BJAYADEMOLA:
On saturday all i do is to tune my radio to splash fm @ 8'o'clock to listen to voices by edmund obilo. And tune it to fresh fm by 12pm to listen to sport news then after that i sleep till d evening since there is no light to watch films or tv. Radio ti take over.

Omo ibadan kini so? grin

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Family › Re: 13 Pictures That Describe Your Saturday Mornings Growing Up. by Bluette(f): 1:16pm On Jul 30, 2016

This so true..

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Bluette(f): 12:47pm On Jul 30, 2016

PHOTOSHOOT!!!

Kindly support and vote PHOTOSHOOT for Mr Nairaland.
Ur votes count.

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Bluette(f): 12:43pm On Jul 30, 2016

Vote PHOTOSHOOT for mr Nairaland

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 12:24pm On Jul 30, 2016

Shabib:
Grandma, eyin e ma wo bo.
Let them arrive.

Baaa mi, ewo tun ni grandma...Eyin Gan ti ma toh great grand pa niyen(baba baba baba mi) laffn.

Ehhn ehnn.. Abeg dey shld not arrive o.

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Politics › Re: Amina Mohammed Goes Jogging This Morning by Bluette(f): 11:54am On Jul 30, 2016

Kkk.
Check my signature pls.

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrity Living Rooms That Will Make You Envious (photos) by Bluette(f): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2016

Davido.
Pls check my signature.

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 11:12am On Jul 30, 2016

Shabib:
Iya agba, some other person will dash you the 'like', i'm very sure. Sh€ make i call them?

Lol@Iya agba
Niboooo...rara o..eseun Gan.
Don't call dem o.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido And Sophie Momodu Fight On Snapchat by Bluette(f): 9:42am On Jul 30, 2016

Naavah:
Awon oponu meji

I av been trying to look for d perfect word to say.. Then I saw ur comment. God bless u sis. Dats d most perfect word for both of dem. Shameless adults.

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Autos › Re: A Nairalander Needs A Bicycle (what Are The Features To Look For When Getting A by Bluette(f): 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2016

MadCow1:
Small Tyres (in terms of surface area).. Less resistance and better speed.

Comfortable seats.. Make blister no full your yansh after 1 week.

8 - 12 speed gear system.

Some form of suspensions to cushion the impact of Nigerian bumpy roads.

Blinkers and reflectors that work.

A bell or alarm system for horns.

A platform at the back for carrying light small stuff.

Buy a Rosary and a Bible and say your last prayers everytime before you ride.

Also take out a life insurance for yourself so your people go see profit in case you die.

Buy PPE (Helmet and Neon Reflector jacket) for safety.

ALSO buy SURE deodorant carry join body and Body Spray to use after every ride to work make you no use body odor deplete the ozone layer for your office.

Best of Luck.

I can't stop laffn ooo.. So funny.

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Politics › Re: Victoria Aguiyi-Ironsi Speaks On The 50th Year Of Aguiyi Ironsi's Death by Bluette(f): 2:57pm On Jul 29, 2016

Hmmm.

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 8:16am On Jul 29, 2016

Shabib:
They don give you 1 like b4 me sef. Make i dash you 1 too jere as a morning gift.

Awwn so cute. Oya no dashing of likes again. Thank u omo dada.

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Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 2:53am On Jul 29, 2016

Hmmm! Shabib! Shabib! Shabib! How many tyms I call u...
Don't try to give me any like.. I don bone face and m serious.

Omo wa ni e jo se..Vote PHOTOSHOOT for MR Nairaland.

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Forum Games › Re: The Riddle by Bluette(f): 2:43am On Jul 29, 2016

Haa..all ds riddles r hard o..still racking my brain though.

e dibo fun omo yin omo wa..PHOTOSHOOT fun Mr Nairaland. grin

Vote PHOTOSHOOT for Mr Nairaland.

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Romance › Re: Kenyan Lady Dumps Lover Because Nigerian Man Buys Girlfriend A SUV (photos) by Bluette(f): 10:24pm On Jul 28, 2016

Kikikikikikikikiki....ohhh girl cos I can't call u a lady or woman.. Receive sense!

Photoshoot Mr Nairaland...das all.

Family › Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by Bluette(f): 10:01pm On Jul 28, 2016

photoshoot:
1. When you remember your mother telling you “beans will make you tall” but you’re still the size of bedside fridge.

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/cry.jpg

Chai! All that beans I ate.

Why will u describe what happened to me ds morn to d public? Lol
My mum was like..y won't u be short wen u wont eat enof beans.. I never knew ther were certain amount of beans I must eat to be tall.

I will surely vote for u PHOTOSHOOT. U r d best candidate to win ds Mr Nairaland.

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Education › Re: 'Facebook Nursery & Primary School' In Lagos(photo) by Bluette(f): 2:34pm On Jul 26, 2016

It means face ur book nur and pry school. Lolz.

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Crime › Re: Gun Battle Around Iba LASU Road By Suspected Militants by Bluette(f): 11:54am On Jul 26, 2016

Jesus take charge. Thanks OP for d info.

Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by Bluette(f): 9:37pm On Jul 25, 2016

SmellingAnus:
ok dear

Yhhh

Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Bluette(f): 8:37pm On Jul 25, 2016

Shabib:
Can't and wouldn't work

Lol .. Wicked sombori cheesy

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Forum Games › Re: The Pointless Thread Game.. by Bluette(f): 8:36pm On Jul 25, 2016

SmellingAnus:
it's not good for pretty girls to be sad

I concur. So don't boda to comment. grin

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